Scared Gay!

So this latest Ryan Murphy / Sean Cody collaboration has been getting a lot of buzz. In this bonus episode, the boys switch it up from their normal format to have a candid conversation about what is great, but what is also really problematic about this series. There's a lot to say! Coming Soon: Hocus Pocus (1993) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scare...

Pro-tip to all the straight husbands out there. Believe your f*cking wives when they tell you a sketchy guy across the street is staring at them all day. Another pro-tip: listen this week as the boys have a some different takes on this thrilling 2022 release! Coming Soon: Hocus Pocus (1993) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredg...

Let's be honest. We've all at one time or another asked a guy to give us their seed. Or well...that's probably just Paul?  Sounds like him. That selfish bottom also wanted a Daddy so he got both this week! We're so excited to welcome back one of our favorite Daddies from "Horror Daddies," Carlos! Note: Pablo and Chris got married! Pablo won't be here for this epi...

WE'RE SORRY! WE'RE SORRY! We are the weirdos, mister. The boys are even weirder this week with Zach and Kyle…the Buffy Gays! The boys do some real anal-sisses this week with a gay old favorite. So get ready and join them for some games of light as a feather and stiff as a board while they conjure up their thoughts on The Craft! Follow Buffy Gays! Instagram: @buffygayspod Twitter: @buffyg...

WE just wanna party! And this week the boys do just that with the one and only, Cecil Baldwin. The co-host of Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9, and narrator of Welcome to Night Vale, to discuss the campy, brainy, and delicious "The Return of the Living Dead." Head to your local cemetery, dance naked, and avoid the acid rain while you give this a listen! Follow Cecil! Twitter...

There's someone in the backseat of your car! And they're probably telling you that this movie, while fun...isn't legendary. That said, this is camp and super Gay(Heart). This week the boys take on the crazy AF, Urban Legend! Let your curls fly free, grab a parka, and just be happy you didn't turn on the lights when your roommate was getting their ***** murdered! Content Warning...

F*ck Christmas in July. It's all about Halloween. John Carpenter's Halloween, that is. This week the boys dive into yet another heavy hitter but have a big surprise addition! Before the boys do their deep dive, Pablo sits down with the one, the only, the sexy and smart AF Blue Bailey! He's a Halloween superfan and girl, it shows. Give Blue Bailey a follow! Twitter (NSFW): @BlueBaile...

Grab your corsage, ruffled shirt, and gallon of pig's blood for this week's episode! This week, the boys are joined by the host of Mimosa Sisterhood, Melissa Herrera. Join them as they discuss one of the classics, CARRIE! Coming soon: Halloween (1978) Follow and check out Mimosa Sisterhood: Instagram :  @mimosasisterhood_podcast Website : linktr.ee/mimosasisterhood Mimosa Sisterhood epis...

OMG. Fam, we are SO excited for this episode. This week the boys not only discuss the amazing film that is "All About Evil," we are so lucky to have as a special guest - the Writer, Director, Drag Queen legend... Peaches Christ! She shares with us how this gay AF camp classic came to be, her relationship with horror, and how you really are born a horror queen. Please give her podcast, Mi...

Happy Pride! With it being Pride we wanted to do some service (no pun intended) to those queer fans that thirsted after those "Scream Kings" and "Final Boys" via another minisode! This time,  the boys discuss Scream Kings, Final Boys, and who their favorites are. Don't know what a Scream King or Final Boy is? Don't google it. Just listen and get a gay-ass education on...

Three words: Sarah. Michelle. Gellar. This week the boys dive into one of Paul's favorites, 1997's classic slasher, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Get ready for a fun episode that includes stories of sex on the beach, chase scenes, AND a way for you all to see Pablo smash a watermelon between his legs. Give it a listen. What are you waiting for, huh? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? Coming S...

"Surprise, b*tch!" This week the boys are bringing you something special and out of the norm. Join them as they quickly walk through each season and guess where it lands on the other's list. Will they agree? Will they fight? Will they discuss crying and j*rking off? Gotta listen for yourself! Coming Soon: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) --- Don't forget to rate us / leav...

Now what's scarier? Being chased by a T-Rex OR being subjected 24/7 to Pablo adding "ussy" as a suffix to every word? Toss up. This week the boys are joined by Pablo's fabulous fiance, Dr. Christopher Hensz to discuss a movie near and dear to us all. Join them as they talk about what exactly makes a horror movie. Is this one? Is that a relevant conversation? Or did they just fi...

This is gonna be a doozy...even for the boys! This week they're discussing one of the most banned modern films that is best described in two words: F*cked Up. So obviously we had to tackle it.  Coming soon: Jurassic Park (1993) feat. Chris Hensz ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us on Instagram! @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf...

Ahh! This is some scurry sh*t! This week the boys are so excited to basically recite an entire movie of toilet humor with the amazing Horror Daddies! Join them as they dive into the ultimate horror movie parody, "Scary Movie." And by that we mean join the boys as they obsess over Brenda. Make sure to follow and subscribe to Horror Daddies: https://linktr.ee/HorrorDaddies ---- Don't...

Wow this movie was not Atte-stupid, at all. This week the boys are joined by friend of the podcast, Alex Peri! Join them as they dive into one of their favorite movies, discuss porn, and of course pubic hair pies. Coming Soon: Scary Movie (2000) feat. Horror Daddies! (TW) - This episode does discuss suicide and emotional abuse. If you or anyone you know is going through a hardship and needs help,...

This week, the boys ASSess Hulu's 2022 film, Fresh! Is it a horror comedy? Is it horror? Is it time for them to stop all the ASSinine puns? You bet your ass it isn't. (IYKYK). But join the boys as they get into some pretty interesting discussions that somehow lead to millennial struggles, Gen Z, but(t) most importantly, how dating in general is a horror movie. Coming Soon: Midsommar (201...

...and just like that... we're back with our 2nd Spoiler-Free Minisode! The boys went to go see Ti West's newest work of art, "X," and just had to talk about it. Listen as they both express their approval of the film, talk about the word "bussy," and love on Queens Brittany Snow and Jenna Ortega! Coming Soon: Fresh (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a re...

Welcome to our first guest, the amazing Nicolette Amarillas! A true crime enthusiast, she joins the boys to discuss the cult indie flick, "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." It's loosely based on the real-life serial murders of that super fugly duo, Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole. But like really loosely. Listen as they dive into the interesting backstory, confusing choices and s...

The podcast which you’re about to hear is an account of a tragedy of a film that befell a couple of homosexuals. In particular, Paul, and his eccentric co-host, Pablo. While there are good moments, they wished they got the mad and macabre of the first one. Well, Pablo likes it. Also, why is Richter so hot? Dive into the anals (wait, is it annals?) of horror history, Netflix's "Texas Chai...

This week, the boys dive into their first found footage film on the pod: 2014's "Creep." Join them travel down the road of Craigslist hookups, cold sores, and people that are alarmingly nice. Mark Duplass' character is a total creep, you could say he's a weirdo, what the hell is he doing here? (IYKYK). But seriously, this movie is f*cking scary. Want to watch first? "...

If you've finished dry January, turn this episode into a drinking game - take a drink every time Pablo or Paul read Louis (Brad Pitt) to filth. Drink responsibly. This week the boys sink their teeth into Anne Rice's "Interview with the Vampire," and whole heartedly stan Kirsten Dunst, who may have given the best performance from a child, like, ever. Also, Louis sucks. Coming So...

"Don't f*ck with the original." After last week's recent review of the newest Scream, the boys are going back to 1996 to where it all started. Now, of course this movie is iconic, but the biggest thing we can all agree on... that wig is absolutely awful, Drew Barrymore. But we stan you. Coming Soon: Interview with the Vampire (1994) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a r...

Surprise (Sidney)! This weekend the boys saw the newest installment of the Scream franchise. Who doesn't love some quickie anal...sis? We highly encourage everyone to check out Scream (2022), it'll definitely have you saying, "5-cream me, Daddy." Again, NO SPOILERS! Except for a "cameo" that has zero to do with the plot but is relevant to previous conversations here a...

This. Episode. Has. EVERYTHING: Felicity (or is it Keri Russell?), a tweaker Wendigo, and cultural appropriation (for good measure) all set in a town with a meth-driven economy. And no, we aren’t talking San Francisco’s SOMA district. It's Scott Cooper's "Antlers." BONUS: Some R-rated stories from the boys. You don't want to miss this one! Coming Soon: Scream (1996) ---- D...