Scare Value Podcast

I guess the Scare Value Boys can't figure out how to get back from 1986.  They find a good use for their time by discussing the 1986 little monster movie Critters.  Here is what they recorded. https://scarevalue.com

Still stuck in 1986, the Scare Value Boys talk about the horror/comedy classic April Fool's Day.  At least that's what I can gather from the label on the tape I just digitized and uploaded.  This is supposed to be my summer off.  Listen for yourself. https://scarevalue.com

Pete and Bryan have somehow gotten themselves stuck in 1986.  This is usually where I would write an episode description, but I didn't record this and have no idea what they talked about.  Guess we'll have to click play to find out. https://scarevalue.com

The Scare Value Boys take a break from horror to look at two incredible sci-fi comedies.  Why you should go out of your way to find these two Junta Yamaguchi's two wonderfully weird movies.  Then, Pete and Bryan open a package that changes the Scare Value Podcast forever! (or maybe for about ten weeks). https://scarevalue.com

MaXXXine is set to hit theaters so it's a perfect time to look back on the previous Ti West/Mia Goth collaborations X and Pearl.  Kitty joins the Scare Value Boys to talk the first two chapters of the X trilogy.  How good is Pearl?  How great is Mia Goth?  How can Pete be a grump this time?  The answers to all of these questions on this week's Scare Value Podcast. For all of our stuff check out ht...

With A Quiet Place: Day One set to hit theaters...The Scare Value Boys call on their foreign correspondent to discuss the first two movies in the series.  It pretty much goes the way it always does...but now with a longer list of horror movies that sound like poops! For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com

What better way to celebrate the 49th anniversary of Jaws than jumping into the water and having a good old-fashioned watch-along?  Instructions to watch with us are inside as always.  Just when you thought it was safe to listen to podcasts...the Scare Value Boys are here to jibber jabber nonsense over an all-time classic. Check out our stuff at https://scarevalue.com

Our Foreign Correspondent joins us from Taiwan to compare lists of the top ten horror movies of the 21st century.  Even Pete made a list!  Will your favorite be included?  How many does Pete think 10 is?  Do all horror movie titles sound like names for poops?  All this and not much else on the latest Scare Value Podcast. Check out our stuff at https://scarevalue.com

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to celebrate 30 years of The Crow...and worry about the upcoming reboot.  Why does Pete dislike a classic movie named after his favorite thing in the world?  How much restraint can the notoriously insensitive Scare Value Boys have about a three-decade old tragedy?  Will Kitty sigh and tell her husband she's disappointed in him?  You probably know the answer to at least t...

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to look ahead to all the big horror releases arriving this summer.  From A Quiet Place to Maxxxine...the Scare Value Podcast has you covered.  Two Shyamalans!   What a twist! For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com

Ridley's Scott's Sci-Fi/Horror masterpiece turns 45 this week.  Pete and Bryan try to rush through a full examination of the film before the 4N Correspondent calls in to send the show off the rails.  Nic Cage updates, the wildest Sigourney Weaver take you'll ever hear and more on this week's Scare Value Podcast. For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com

With The Strangers: Chapter 1 set to hit theaters...Pete and Bryan decide to check out the original...a movie neither has ever seen before. They discuss the odd choice the movie makes right from the start and why Glenn Howerton has the best scene in the entire movie.  Then things devolve into their usual nonsense.   For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com

It's the 25th anniversary of Brendan Fraser's The Mummy.  Kitty joins Pete and Bryan for a watch-along...until she is eaten by quicksand.  Unexpected (and uninvited) guests drop by while the Scare Value boys try in vain to contain the chaos.  Featuring the one woman in all of Egypt, Beni's undying love for Brendan Fraser, and an antagonist that is much more effective if you pretend the man playing...

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to lend a female perspective to 2024's Lisa Frankenstein.  A movie that we (mostly) agree on regardless of gender.  Come for the talk about what works and what doesn't...stay for the mystery of the ghost penis. Check out all our stuff at https://scarevalue.com

A watch-along six months in the making.  Originally recorded many moons ago...the continuously breaking news surrounding Scream 7 made much of the discussion out of date.  Don't worry...we've got you covered with newly recorded intros that go into the whole debacle.  Three of them, in fact.  Recorded months apart.  Sometimes you just have to give up and hit send. For all of our stuff check out htt...

The Scare Value Boys head way back to 1935 to discuss James Whale's masterpiece.  Bryan is excited to talk one of his favorite movies...and share that he's read his first book in nearly a decade.  Pete isn't sure what the big deal on either count.  A surprisingly knowledgeable discussion of the Universal Monsters classic...undercut by the usual nonsense.  Check out all of our stuff at https://scar...

The Scare Value Boys continue their out of order Friday the 13th watch-along series to celebrate the 40th anniversary of The Final Chapter.  Good old fashioned 80s nudity.  Crispin Glover dancing.  Corey Feldman.  Instructions for watching with us inside...you know the drill by now.  See you in the bottom bunk. For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com

After watching two different movies by mistake...The Scare Value Boys watch the other movie to compare notes.  Which of these found footage hits is better?  Who is afraid of girls wearing masks?  Where does Godzilla go number 2?  You know...the essential questions. For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com

With Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire set to hit theater this week, the Scare Value Boys take a look back at Legendary's MonsterVerse films.  How do they hold up in a post Godzilla Minus One world?  Does Rodan have Starscream energy?  Do these movies completely miss the point of the original Godzilla?  The answers to these pressing questions on this week's Scare Value Podcast. For all of our stuff...

Things go off the rails when Pete and Bryan try to talk about the 1984 classic Ghostbusters.  They discuss how anti-government the movie is.  What kind of creep is Peter Venkman?  What was Sigourney Weaver doing between Alien and Ghostbusters?  Pete has a bunch of unsourced Ghostbusters trivia...and a classic credit check.  All this and the half of the episode where they forgot they were talking a...

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Scare Value boys!  This week Pete and Bryan talk the only movie they can...Leprechaun.  How great is Warwick Davis?  What exactly is Ozzie's deal?  Is this Jennifer Aniston's best movie?  Plus...the debut of Pete's Credit Check.   Check out all our stuff at https://scarevalue.com

After realizing that Pete couldn't remember anything about Wes Craven's original nightmare while talking about his New one...the Scare Value Boys push play and talk through the 1984 classic.  Instructions for watching along with us are inside.  As usual...you're probably fine just listening without it.  Also…this was recorded just prior to the death of actor/comedian Richard Lewis.  That’s not a n...

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to talk about Jordan Peele's Nope.  Did OJ die at the end?  How scary is that barn scene?  Is Pete more of an Angel or an Antlers?  All this and not much else on this week's Scare Value Podcast. https://scarevalue.com

Join Pete and Bryan for a discussion about the pre-postmodern should be classic Wes Craven's New Nightmare.  Who plays themselves the best?  How does the movie play to someone with no memory of the original A Nightmare on Elm Street?  Why was Scream a smash hit just two years later while this was the poorest box office return in the Nightmare franchise?  All this and very little more. Check out al...

Happy Valentine's Day from the Scare Value Boys.  Pete and Bryan revisit 2001's Valentine to try and figure out what is behind its rise to cult status.  I'm not going to mince words...fans of this movie may want to skip this episode.  But hey...sometimes love hurts. For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com