Scandalous Diamonds

Jennifer and Dana welcome guest star, Rebecca, and laugh their butts off! The girls plan an epic day together where they will be eating at a Vegan restaurant, doing a Feng Shui consultation, shooting and grappling with guns, kayaking, and watching the Pam and Tommy Lee sex tape. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 1-6 of the L.A. Connections book, "Murder" and create a drinking game centered around "vagina fake news." The girls survive a clandestine parking lot meeting and bash 1970's crime scene investigation techniques. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana kick off Book 3 of L.A. Connections, "Murder," and discuss the would-be difficulties of trying to sell their boring prescriptions that no one would want. Jen wages war on bamboo stalks on her property and Dana sucks at self-tanning her hands and feet. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 17-12, the end of the L.A. Connections book, "Obsession," while also learning about each others' shared dislike of The Beatles. The girls go to the symphony (where the audience was louder than the music), Jen gets flustered by a full-frontal google image search and Dana gives a "less than zero stars" review to a painfully terrible book. Become a supporter of this p...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 11-16 of the L.A. Connections book, "Obsession," and recap the 1940's-style Big Band Dance and Casino Night that they attended (spoiler alert: Jen is now seeking help for her craps addiction). Dana has tense relationship drama between two ducks in her pool and Jen accidentally reads a book that is extremely outside of her preferred genres. Become a supporter of thi...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 1-10 of the L.A. Connections book, "Obsession," and it is decided that no Jackie Collins book would be complete without an under-the-table hand job at a dinner party. Jen exhibits stunning mathletic skills (but not so great directional skills) and Dana has a run in with a dog bakery. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-di...

Jennifer and Dana kick off Book 2 of L.A. Connections, "Obsession," with lots of stage whispering. A listener suggests the female equivalent word for "cocksman," and the girls learn about the phenomenon called "Urethral Sounding." Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana are back in Nipple Land with the culmination of "Power," the first book in L.A. Connections. The girls debunk the "permanent record" scare tactic from when they were kids, and reminisce about old-school fax machines. Jen is bringing back cocktail rings that double as watches, and Dana recounts the time she viewed a collection of paintings of her client and his wife having sex. Be...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 7-11 of the L.A. Connections book, "Power." Jen decides that Jared Leto is an amazing shapeshifter in the movie House of Gucci and Dana declares that the Prohibition really just amounted to a lot of miserable, sweaty people. The duo admires Mistress Sofia, a Dominatrix in the U.K. who has the best business plan in the world. Become a supporter of this podcast: http...

Jennifer and Dana cover the beginning of Book One, "Power," while dissecting the ins and outs of joining the Mile High Club and attempting to figure out the difference between an Agent and a Manager in Hollywood. Both agree that parking garages are confusing yet dangerous, and that if you are going to put a ring on it, then you shouldn't be an ass-hat. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://w...

Jennifer and Dana kick off Season 4 with a plea to Antarctica to start listening so the podcast can brag about being on every continent. Jen takes us back to 1997 with this season's Jackie Collins novel, L.A. Connections and Dana regales us with her own version of "I Survived," in which she and America's Husband barely survive a trip to Tampa, Florida. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://w...

Jennifer and Dana interview the delightful Will Cunningham (@theoneritz) who is a Jackie Collins Superfan. They dissect Hollywood Wives, gossip about the stars, share a love for soap operas and marvel at Will's amazing Instagram portraits. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Happy One Year Anniversary to the Scandalous Diamonds Podcast! In this bonus episode, Jen and Dana open up the vault and share their bloopers and the parts that were edited out for massive inappropriateness. Enjoy! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer expertly wraps up her re-telling of Hollywood Wives, and the suspense is so great that Dana's voice reaches new octaves while she tries to climb her whole body into her sweatshirt. Jen refuses to declare vegetarianism on her voter registration card, Dana raves about laundry and zits on Tik Tok, and the girls read storylines they have created for a G-Rated Amish Romance genre. Become a sup...

Jennifer and Dana kick off Book 2 (Chapters 71-75) of Hollywood Wives. Jen visits a gemologist and Dana reveals that she has a secret, back-alley source for good yarn. After getting their colors done, the girls discover that Jen is a "Wednesday Addams" and Dana is a "Barbie." Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 65-70 of Hollywood Wives in a breathtaking conclusion to Book One. It is decided that Greeks are the coolest and Michiganders are experts in rain boot fashion. Dana announces her retirement plan of being an armchair detective and Jen announces that the 90's are back, baby! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--478...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 61-64 of Hollywood Wives while Dana finds joy through vegetable organization, Jen recaps a grown-up conversation through the eyes of a 16-year-old valley girl, and both heavily discuss the logistics of jumping out of a cake. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 55-60 of Hollywood Wives and give a shout-out to any scandalous nuns who are listening, agree to disagree about wearing mismatched earrings and reminisce about the ability to slam the phone down on someone. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jen and Dana ring in the New Year with Chapters 49-54 of Hollywood Wives and regale listeners with tales of the Laura Elizabeth Jewelry Trunk Party, declare that their podcast mission includes objectifying men, have some choice words for men who blame women when they can't get it up. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 44-48 of Hollywood Wives and continue the conversation about sexy taxidermy and agree that no one should tattoo a foreign language on their body without knowing for sure what it means. Dana is getting ready to start a new diet that will either make her feel amazing or insanely hangry and the girls laugh about a doctor trying to navigate telling a woman that her hus...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 39-43 of Hollywood Wives and ask everyone to let them know what Jackie Collins book they should cover in the next season. The gals are in awe of an amazing vintage gift sent by a fabulous friend in Omaha and decide that business negotiations and genitals typically don't mix. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 33-38 of Hollywood Wives (the big party episode!), where they marvel at the longest threesome ever, laugh at Bachelorette parties where they have penis-themed everything and wonder what rich people do with a winter study in their mansion. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support .

Jennifer and Dana welcome special guest Allison Baker, who regales listeners with tales of taxidermied pole-dancing animals, driving in Europe in a huge vehicle and tiger parenting. The girls laugh about airport jail, try to sell Allison on their latest MLM scheme, and return to their respective homes to cook naked and clean like the Canadians. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.sprea...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 25-28 of Hollywood Wives, reflect on their time living together for the past few months and determine that going No. 2 in front of anyone should be completely off-limits. The girls marvel at the phenomenon of "Competitive Endurance Tickling." They get their colors done and Dana laments that she has been wearing the wrong colors for 39 years while Jen is spot on wit...

Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 21-24, while Dana schools everyone on how to use a quartz stone to balance your whole life, Jennifer recalls a wacky day at a gynecologist's office in Tokyo and they marvel at one of the book character's plastic surgery history, including a "Tit Renovation" and "Snatch Tightening." Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diam...