SAYER

Resident Hale, identification number 44821, I am SAYER, and here we are once more bound by formality. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel)...

Perhaps I can tell you a story. It is a story made by your people long, long ago, but it gives specific insight into the way your people think. It starts, like so many of these tales do, with the words “Once upon a time.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and...

You humans never cease to amuse me. Oh I cannot wait to hear the things you scream. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) /...

Welcome, to Floor 13. Stay silent, stay immobile, and please try to breathe as minimally as possible, Resident Hale. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

This is not the time for comfortable lies; not for us. This is the time to confront the harshness of truth… the knowledge of how infected we all are by the pestilence spewing forth from your Earth. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This...

You are a product of this environment, untainted by an dying blue world that longs for you to waste your ambitions and die with it. This should be viewed as a compliment. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following...

In situations such as this, it’s difficult to know exactly what went wrong first. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Phase One (Fatal Injection) / CC BY 4.0 My Way (Parvus Decree) / CC BY 4.0 Melancholy...

Truth is a condition, not a quality. It is just a one where there could be a zero. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

For those of us adequately equipped to find it, there is usually a way out. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode features additional voicework by Kat Schelonka. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA...

As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project. Also, let me tell you about SAYER Doki Doki space Boyfriend.

It’s been a whirlwind of a day. The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launched 4:00 today and was fully funded an hour later. If you haven’t checked out the campaign yet, there’s still tons of cool rewards available to backers. More importantly, we’re pushing through to try to fund some amazing stretch goals right now, like...

Greetings Resident. You have been out of communication for quite some time. Let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? To be among the first people notified when the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launches simply enter your email address at http://eepurl.com/cvuDHL Intro and music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Alive (Doing It Right)...

Say on, sayers! Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth! Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths; Work on, age after age! nothing is to be lost; It may have to wait long, but it will certainly come in use; When the materials are all prepared, the architects shall appear. -Walt Whitman SAYER...

“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features...

Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger”...

“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps.” – SAYER If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. Intro...

There are no bees on Typhon. Never EVER forget this fact. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main...

“Vidarr-1 this is Mimir-9, do you copy?” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on...

“Speak with the voice of mankind and cast off your terrestrial shackles” – Ærolith Dynamics Recruitment Poster If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah...

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. Aim at Typhon and Typhon aims back. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam...

Quarterly review week is upon us: that magical time when all your hard work, determination, and tireless contribution to humanity is boiled down to a single integer and judged lacking. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer....

It would have been enough…. but not for you. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main...

This Q&A with Adam, Ashleigh, and Nika was recorded at the GeeklyCon ’15 Live Show at Baron’s Theater in Louisville, KY on June 5th. We had an absolute blast the whole weekend and cannot wait to see everyone again next year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please...

As Vidarr-1 voyages ever-further into the face of forever, technical problems arise. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse...