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Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps #7: Night of the Living Dummy -- the book that brought us Slappy the Dummy! They talk ventriloquism, drag, eating disorder narratives, unreliable characters, Drag Me to Hell, The Exorcist, Charles Brockden Brown's "Wieland," infant exposure, nationalism, the hero's journey, and the horror of school concerts. Andy might inadvertently bring some to...

On this minisode, Andy and Alyssa share the stories Goosepunks have sent in. They talk about Scholastic Book fair rebellions, queer Goosebumps adaptations, PR-heavy field trips, and frisbee. They also talk about the non-Goosebumps horror they've been reading and put out a call for Goosepunks' art. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get in tou...

Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps #6: Let's Get Invisible! Along the way they discuss Terminator, Olivia Newton John, Carl Jung's Shadow archetype, Cube, Jordan Peele's Us, the Lovecraft/White story "The Trap," and underground comics. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com Follow @saypodanddie o...

Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps #5: The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb. They talk curses, garage sales, serial killers, British Imperialism, and forgotten American authors. They also ask the hard-hitting questions: Is archaeology a science? Why do children learn about mummification? And what do mummies taste like? // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get...

On this minisode, Andy and Alyssa share Goosepunks' theories and answer some queeries (get it? get it?). They unlock the mystery of tennis shorts, share speculations about the reasons for creating tomatoes with faces, and answer a question about whether they really think R.L. Stine intended some of the things they discuss on the podcast. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on T...

Andy and Alyssa read the podcast's namesake, Goosebumps #4: Say Cheese and Die! They talk horror humor, evil camera technology, stranger danger, Satanic Panic, sarcasm, and debate whether Greg is a sociopath. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddi...

Andy and Alyssa revisit Goosebumps #1: Welcome to Dead House. They discuss haunted houses, unreliable narrators, gender politics, Greek drama, and more. Andy issues a challenge to the state of Delaware. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com...

Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps #3: Monster Blood. They talk magic, curses, bad relationships, gender, fashion, and cats. Co-host Andy explains the importance of the character Andy to their gender identity. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail...

Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps #2: Stay Out of the Basement. They talk about mad science, body horror, eugenics, plants, and Jeff Goldblum. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

Listener beware - you're in for a scare! Join Andy and Alyssa as they revisit the iconic Goosebumps series. They'll take you through the frights, the fashions, and the jokes. Be sure to subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! // Music by Haunted Corpse Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose