Say Less People

Sit back while we teach you Jamaican, how Cartoon Network is still going strong and The Last Kingdom detailing Uthred of Bebbanburg. There is a 'spoiler alert'. You have been warned, but I know you are super duper curious!!!!!! Jamaicans are a magnificent species to be admired, yet some old ways are questioned by me, of course. My blasphemy. Enjoy as Mr. Producer pretends to know how to speak 'pat...

Trust is such a difficult trait to find and an even harder one to keep. Not a lot of things in this world deserve trust. Why? Because they did not earn it and it is that simple.  The wi-fi in hell needs a new antenna and once again Social Media posts aren't always as real as they appear. A man who is now a woman and competed in a competition for women ( and won) is not fair....MY OPINION.

Let's get to the point and just say 9-5 does not get you riches so you may wanna reconsider your life choices if you want to actually have money for that rainy day. Using old fax machines back in the day when email was not yet in diapers and walking while eyes are on phone screen. Let's explore the dangers of living.

Good credit does not give you power to be an asshole and it doesn't mean you are smart. Landlords act like they aren't even human and I have to say something about all this and you know I don't holdback.

It's beyond satisfying to be yourself (in your head) but we all know that 'you' can't be out here in the real world or you would be in a straight jacket permanently. We are our true selves only inside our heads. Contain the crazy people and move on with your day. Quit being a hypocrite to your kids. They will make mistakes and they are allowed. They will screw up and it's fine because the truth is...

So I found out that my co-host Mr. Producer is afraid of beautiful women. This is an actual phobia, but I'm not sure if his diagnosis can be treated with exposure therapy. Get the defibrillator ready and stand by for this phobia therapy. If you have never heard of a 'fear of the sun' then you are in for a crazy episode.

Enjoy our episode of movies to look for when you decide on date night, or a Netflix and Chill scenario with your other half. While you're getting comfortable, remember there are horror flix to incorporate to solidify that hug on date night. There is nothing like that scared jump off the sofa or that fall of the bed due to the 'not so scary' movie. While you pretend to think ghosts do not exist I'l...

I see why guys do not give compliments anymore. It just won't be accepted in the right manner. With that type of attitude people look to Entertainers as role models and demonstrate shitty-ass behavior (like they are the entertainers) Calm down people. Let me sort this out clearly for you. Come one, come all and let's enjoy.

It usually hits so close to the shit pile when calls and texts are returned hours later. What is fresh hell are you so busy doing? You in Ukraine? You in Russia? Then what the hell? I know you have your phone right now in your hand so you are just avoiding me.....

It's time to start smelling like a million bucks. Don't go cheap on this issue. You only live once and for the record, smelling good when you are dead  is pointless. Who do you know ever gives a compliment to a dead body about their cologne? No one. Ever in the history of my history. So let's get to shopping for the good stuff. Go listen. All are welcome.

The unpredictability of an international conflict will always have a spill-off effect on the rest of the world. It is a matter of fact and as uncomfortable as it may seem, and as impossible as you might think, Russia and Ukraine war is at our door step. You can close your eyes and pretend, but you will have to re-open those , big browns, baby blues, hazel, dark brown, green emeralds, jet black pee...

We told you what Putin had in mind and it won't end there. Yes, the Russian issue will affect us. Remember we told you so. Don't hide away thinking we are not involved and it won't have any impact. Let's hope we are wrong about it and the raging ideals of a Russian economy won't spill over and cause another capital attack.

There is so much on our minds right now with the the Russia situation. Yes, you are thinking about it and I have some valid need to know info for YOU. Come hear me list sacred situations as they as limited as loose change. Enjoy this episode y'all.

It's not easy being the boss. It's a little hard some times getting the job done when you are the one giving the orders, so suck it up and get bossing. This life is not for the timid. Get your tasks on paper and grab this world by the 'coconuts'

My declaration is clear. I don't condone violence in any form. Self defense is most times decided by a judge in a court of law. I am not an attorney but some stupid shit gets me off to my 'JackieO rant'. What is so wrong with humanity today that makes us believe that all our actions are warranted. The world does not revolve around you. It revolves around the sun and the sun has a purpose. We actua...

Let me help make the decision you've been so hesitant to make becoming a real estate agent. You won't be left to fight the good fight of becoming  a success in real estate. No unrealistic promises, no unattainable expectations will be thrown at you. This is an evolved way of making a living. and know that your efforts will be paid in full. Come on, what are you waiting for? An invitation? Wel...

It is fine with me to live in my own Matrix world and believe what the hell I want, so quit worrying about going to Antarctica.

I know I might just be touching on a subject that really needs some attention. I think there needs to be some clarity on the whole 'who can say it and when'. Let's listen and talk about it.

Yes the government doesn't think about you the way they should. You voted them into power and they literally left your ass behind. Do you really think you are on their minds the first thing in the morning when they wake up? Let's make it clear, there are things that can't be explained and then there are your freakishly over sexed grandparents having 10 kids back in the day. Oh man, I broke it into...

When you really think about it, there are so many things that need a ton more proof and light years worth of explaining for us to not think it's a conspiracy. They don't even try anymore to convince us of some of these truth-less anomalies. Lack of effort and I am sure they think that is also a way to have us look the other way and say 'nah' I didn't notice. Keep your eyes clear people because eve...

We may or may not be living in The Matrix, however, if we were, what the hell do you think you could really do about it? Do you feel like Morpheus or Neo? Are you 'The One'? I don't think so and it's ok. Knowing there is a conspiracy to just about every damn thing is hilarious because there are believers and non-believers who are absolutely powerless and the constant back-and-forth is pointless. H...

Going to the gym will not make you healthy and will not make you loose weight magically. You need to eat correctly and go see your doctor or the damn machines/robots will destroy you anyway when the take-over happens. Fuck the gym and start saving your rations in the basement you should be building.

Why make a resolution if you're not going to maintain it? Quit being a fool and stay out of the gym in January. Stoll on in March and make a total ass of yourself. Just hear me out. Go listen...

This is some bullshit with what the directors did to this movie. They fucked it and sent it home to the Projects.

Why do you act so stupid at the airport? You know for certain that you will be taken down in a millisecond by airport security for sneezing to damn hard. So to make matters worse you hijack a golf cart with a passenger. You stupid ass bi$%@.