Sauropod: Podcasting the 21st Century

The exciting conclusion of our Eurovision journey. Travel back in time to a few days ago and relive all the disappointments of that most festive of nights. The stage-blocking is exactly the same, but we can all agree that some of these songs sound better when heard a second time? Right? Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, a...

It continues to be Eurovision-time in an area next to the continent the show is named after. The first round of semis has happened and our intrepid reporters have barely lived to tell the tale of animated triangles, bootleg Madonnas, thrusting thighs, and vinyl man-dresses. So, hop onto your lollipop-rig and let the smooth sounds of San Marino crooning attach themselves to your face and suck the l...

Good day, world! It's the first night of Eurovision and the lads have come down with a case of international boogie fever. The songs! The saxophones! The passport checkpoint disputes! Ironically, this aurally-themed episode starts with some audio issues that are soon corrected, so sorry about that. We assure you those responsible have been vanished into a cornfield. Hey, I guess Hatari is right an...

The show tagline of "All drama, no basketball" is pushed to its breaking point as the team ditches the playoff talk for a straight-up Thrones gabfest. Ypsilanti sweatpants sensation, Tom McCartan, literally and figuratively phones it in, followed by intense debate about arrow-counts, dragon mismanagement, and how awful that dude with the muttonchops is. Should Arya have been called for a reaching...

Dame cuts OKC's throat, the Pistons waste everyone's time, and most of our staff picks collapse as soon as they're made. Also, Arya Stark is not a girl, maybe not yet a woman, but definitely a pretty good murderer. Raise your meat sigil high and get ready to dribble with tha Drivel. Featuring Michael McKeogh and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, and foll...

Balls to you, hoop-heads! It's a pod of Iceland and Chicago fire, featuring all the NBA playoff and Game of Thrones action you can handle. It's all drama, no basketball as the team elevates the city of Toronto, pisses all over Orlando, invents rules regarding playoff technicals, and makes their picks for the Round 1 bracket. As well as the Iron Throne bracket. Always dance with dragons but don't f...

A rather history-heavy episode as the lads dive into a variety of vintage global conflicts. Justin wants to know why everyone is suddenly cool with the Nazis, while Dettifoss rages against the machine that is keeping him from his special donuts. Cadbury my heart at Wounded Knee, then tell all of your friends about RVKTNT. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support,...

Gleðileg jól! It's the obligatory holiday episode, replete with all of the food, presents, lore, legal decisions, and psychotic traditions you would expect to find. Raise a glass of ammonia with us in celebration. Or don't! As Baphomet-Santa would suggest, do what thou wilt! Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, and follow th...

Welcome to our jungle. The concept of an Aaron Bales is explained, the greatest American rock band is debated, backdoor travel advertising is judged, group-shower etiquette is acknowledged without making eye-contact, and your daily dose of lunar-landing affirmations are affirmed. Rock the vote and then please send us your money, thank you. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreci...

The oldest of business is addressed with a rundown of what a Mighty Duck is, whether or not Michigan and Minnesota are the same place (they are), a BoRhap review, Dead Zep deflated, Airwaves explained, Snewz, and another Saga of the States. The hammer to fall, falls here. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, and follow the s...

It's a Very RVKTNT Thanksgiving Special. The neighbors are remodeling, a dear friend tells us we might be shit, and the traditions of American Thanksgiving are laid bare for the whole world to see. Drop your keys in the bowl and give your grandmother a hug - the holidays are upon us. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, and...

An international incident is avoided as our Icelandic and American heroes find common ground with donuts, sauces that may or may not be spread, whatever Fortnite is, and a legendary Saga of the States. Diplomacy has never sounded so good. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, and follow the show. Tell all your friends, tell y...

Cultures collide and relations thaw as these two ambassadors work their way toward the goal of a mutual understanding between nations and shared dishes of meat. Also, won't you please try some of these cookies? They were made with love. And something else. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, and follow the show. Tell all yo...

Happy Halloween, listener. Our friend, Frankenstein, is celebrating his 200th birthday this year. We were gonna do a cake with 200 candles but, you know, "fire bad." Instead, please enjoy this comprehensive study of early 20th century Frankensteins, written in honor of the electrode-sporting maniac. And if you want to throw $5 into the kitty, that'd be great - we're planning on getting him a spa w...

Sarah McCartan is eating for two - herself, and the baby who will eventually help her stick Tom in a home - and she needs snack ideas worth digging into. Four of the country's finest snackers have been assembled to compete for the Snackmaster crown, in what could possibly be called a "pressure-cooker" of a situation. With time running out, these culinary criminals will prepare their most bodacious...

Beware all ye who dare enter. Things just get stickier and stickier in the Triangle, as the team reunites to do battle with spiritual geomorphism, eternal drum solos, and one father's obsession with being fully sock-prepared for all house-fire contingencies. So layer up, suckers; these angles are nothing if not pointed. Featuring Bobbie Harless, Sarah McCartan, Tom McCartan, Finn Wrisley, and Just...

The gang squares off in the spun, black circle with a fresh batch of borderline tunes. How much was a one-day talkbox-rental in the mid-1980s? Who ever said living in the city was easy? Is Ryan Adams' back-catalog worth indulging his personal dramas and jackets? And how would you transfer ancient wisdom, if not with the assistance of a handbag? Find out the opinions framed as answers right here, a...

Tom McCartan is here to help you mind your manners and artfully dodge society's faux pas. Turns out the internet has been breaching all of the etiquettes, and Tom has lived to tell the tale. And wear the jacket. The lads also empty out the ol' mail bag and answer all of the burning questions asked by their alert listeners, all of whom are just as into talking about toilets as the rest of us. Check...

Oh brother, not only have none of us read this before, we haven't even seen the movie! Strap yourself in for the wrongest interpretation of an acclaimed literary text ever recorded - hey, at least it's historic, right? While there is little on offer by way of bookish analysis, there's plenty in the way of cartoon cat history, funny voices reflecting a divisive class system, that one Canned Heat so...

Ladies and gentlemen and ladies, welcome to Calm Your Tits. The gals talk about how they like to celebrate Galentine's Day, eat some chocolate, profess their undying love for one another, then hit you with some sage advice about lady-bits. Douche history, hot flashes, and micro-managed climate control are all on the menu for this debut episode of a now-legendary program. Featuring Jazmin Gutierrez...

Is a half-unicorn a legitimate unit of measurement? Did you get your invitation to Albert Hammond's garden party? Which artists make the cut for James's elite Top 100 Bands of the 90s list? Is Johnny Cougar still dating Meg Ryan? Find out the answers to some of these questions and more, as the ladies of Calm Your Tits throw down with the fellas of The Block. Featuring Jazmin Gutierrez, Sarah McCar...

Tom McCartan is here to help you mind your manners and artfully dodge society's faux pas. In this episode, Tom advises Justin on the boundaries of a tempestuous, plus-one wedding scenario, then provides updates on his new ambassadorship for all work-related toilet communications. Throw in Finn's adventures at the local Taco Bell bathroom, and you've got yourself a hogshead of etiquette worth breac...

Grab your boat and grab your goat - we're headed off to a desert isle with the original beachcomber, Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe. Just how compelling is one of the first novels ever written? Nobody's quite sure, but coconut grenades, marmocats, Brooke Shields, and the Devil's shoe size are all in play within this barnburning passage about a suspected footprint. Turn the page to find out more......

Beware all ye who dare enter. James "Jimmy Bones" Ohngren takes the wheel for this mysterious game of threes. Only the most daring will complete the Triangle when faced with hole-counts, mortal seasonings, and lifeguarding shenanigans. Don't ask why, just count to three, three times... Featuring Tom McCartan, James Ohngren, Finn Wrisley, and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your support, so please sub...

This episode gets a check-in from Quincy Jones, Aaron and Justin talk about how they're not going to talk about "Jump" for about 40 minutes, then wind up with some sweet backstage passes to the year of 1984. Song structure and nasty riffs are the name of the game in this visitation to the start of Ed's Golden Age. Turn it up, friends. Featuring Aaron Bales and Justin Zeppa.  We appreciate your sup...