Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter

Jack and Charles are joined by their first guest, Grant! Will his presence help the Ironclad defeat Act 1, or will Grant’s insistence that they play on Ascension 10 give Hexaghost the edge? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I5DEBAZMRLN5 Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Ironclad Guest: Grant

Jack and Charles attempt to guide the Watcher through act 3 and slay Donu and Deca. But there are still a few open questions – will they pick Prostrate? Will they play Prostrate? Prostrate? PROSTRATE?! Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 3 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

With the Bronze Automaton waiting at the end of act 2, Jack and Charles set out with a handful of attacks and little else. Will the Watcher’s divine power be enough to defeat their enemies, even without the ability to block? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

Jack and Charles enter the first act and challenge the Hexaghost with the final character, the Watcher! With an assist from Neow, they get six free turn-one kills. Wait, how many charges does Neow’s Lament have again? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 1 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

Jack and Charles team up with their onetime enemy, Strange Spoon, to take on the third act of the spire with the Defect! Will they defeat the Awakened One, or will they get too bogged down by side quests like Genetic Algorithm and Inserter? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 3 Ascension: 1 […]

Jack and Charles head into act two and build an “icy Defect that’s just blocking everything”, and Jack reveals his secret love affair with Coolheaded! Will the Collector – and her minions – be able to break through their frosty exterior? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Defect

After spending all of their money in the first shop of act one, Jack and Charles manage to bring their defensive Defect deck back into the ranks of the wealthy elite. Will their reclaimed riches, along with an excess of scroll wheel sounds, be enough to defeat the Slime Boss? Tune in to find out! […]

Jack and Charles cruise through act three with their Silent shiv deck, despite their best attempts to change course and build a discard deck. Will Charles even notice when they fight Donu and Deca? Tune in to find out! Seed: 3H6SYZYM11RXQ Act: 3 Ascension: 1 Character: Silent

It’s time for act two with the Silent, but this time with some extra stipulations. Jack and Charles, for some reason, have taken it upon themselves to reduce their max health as far as possible. Is this strange strategy the key to defeating the Bronze Automaton? Tune in to find out! Seed: 3H6SYZYM11RXQ Act: 2 […]

It’s time for Jack and Charles to take on the challenges of act one with the Silent. They are many, and they are unforgiving – Gremlin Nob, Slime Boss, even Jack’s terrible microphone. Will a floor-two Accuracy be enough to dispatch them? Tune in to find out! Seed: 3H6SYZYM11RXQ Act: 1 Ascension: 1 Character: Silent

Having claimed the spoils of the last act in the form of Corruption, Jack and Charles are feeling confident in their chances this week. While the Awakened One awaits at the end of act three, a surprise foe is much closer. Will the chaotic meddling of the Strange Spoon be enough to defeat the Ironclad, […]

Rather than limiting themselves to a single deck here in act two, Jack and Charles decide to build a completely different deck in each and every combat! Will their hodge-podge of random Ironclad cards be enough to defeat the Collector? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4EYAKW09QFIUW Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Ironclad

Jumping in with the Ironclad, Jack and Charles, along with their new co-host Sword Boomerang, start on their first attempt to slay the spire! Will they make their way through act one and kill the Slime Boss, or will they be the ones slaughtered? Tune in to find out! Details Seed: 4EYAKW09QFIUW Act: 1 Ascension: […]