Sat Chats Podcast

David is a violinist and label owner who got wrecked trading crypto. Now he’s focused on Bitcoin as savings, not speculation. In this episode of Sat Chats, we unpack his story and offer a powerful reset strategy for those who feel like they missed the boat. Chapters00:00 Episode Preview00:23 Sat Chats Welcome + Sats Giveaway01:20 The Role of Bitcoin in Wealth Building01:37 Understanding Trading an...

Bitcoin might be the best-performing asset of the last 16 years… so why do smart, risk-aware investors still hesitate? In this episode, Shane (a finance expert and self-described risk-averse investor) joins Sat Chats to unpack the fears, misconceptions, and revelations holding people back from stacking sats. From Ripple regrets and inflation math to the real role of decentralized auditing, we dive...

Jarrett, a structural engineer, nearly became a landlord (as an investment) until he realized the math didn’t add up. In this Sat Chats episode, we unpack his pivot to Bitcoin, the flaws of fiat, and how he’s building a plan for true financial freedom. We cover: Why inflation quietly steals your time and energy Real estate vs. Bitcoin as a long-term wealth strategy Scarcity as a core design featur...

What if your paycheck actually showed up because of Bitcoin? Meet Mark, a mobile diesel mechanic with a monster toolbox and an even bigger Bitcoin story. He shares how unfair labor practices, shady contractors, and even billionaires messing with divorce settlements drove him to see Bitcoin as a tool, not just an asset. Chapters 00:00 Episode Preview 00:46 Introduction to Satchats and Sats Giveaway...

In this playful, personal, and unexpectedly powerful Sat Chats episode, Stewart’s daughter joins the studio to tackle allowance money, marshmallows, Target runs, and the hard decision between 46,001 sats or $50 cash. Through hilarious family stories and sweet generational moments, we revisit the timeless lesson of delayed gratification — and how choosing Bitcoin today could shape your freedom tomo...

In this Rehash episode of Sat Chats, we revisit three unforgettable journeys across generations and perspectives: a 70-something-year-old man who sold six homes for Bitcoin, a taco-loving auntie who said "no thanks" to inflation hedging, and a teenage lifeguard who compares fiat to Minecraft creative mode. Robert (#14) returned after tech issues ruined his original appearance. He shares why he aba...

In this episode of Sat Chats, we meet #86 Katie — a former real estate finance pro turned startup advisor, with a track record in angel investing and a knack for chasing “the next big thing.” From losing money in real estate and film to getting burned by Celsius, Katie’s journey is one of trial, grit, and learning the hard way. Katie first bought Bitcoin back in 2017 at $4,000 a coin, alongside Et...

In this episode of Sat Chats, we welcome #85 Uncle Mike, a Texas metal shop teacher and soon-to-be retiree who’s never touched Bitcoin in his life — until now. Mike’s spent decades working with high schoolers and sharp objects, only to realize that retirement might mean working part-time until he physically can’t anymore. Stewart, guest co-host/Stewart’s Dad Monty, and Mike dig into how a Coke onc...

In this episode of Sat Chats, we meet #84 Bhuvish, an ambitious entrepreneur and epically new Bitcoiner who literally flew in from Rochester, NY just to sit in the studio… making him the first-ever guest to do that. Bhuvish is the founder of One Venture Studio, helping early-stage founders build their startups, but today he’s the freshest Bitcoiner on the block: a deer on wobbly legs, as the hosts...

In this Rehash episode of Sat Chats, we explore three powerful Bitcoin journeys — from a theological art consultant on a mission to understand digital money, to a child-genius money historian dropping truth bombs, to a grandma gifting Bitcoin to her grandkids. Dr. Quahana, Dr. Jamar, and Ashlyn help us sharpen how we talk to skeptics, pre-coiners, and even our own families about why Bitcoin matter...

In this episode of Sat Chats, we meet #83 Alladan, the founder of Bitcoin Trading Cards, who’s on a mission to make learning about Bitcoin fun with collectible cards and an upcoming card game. Aladdin shares his journey growing up on a farm, how the 2008 financial crisis shaped his worldview, and how he finally dove into Bitcoin around 2018 with what he calls the spare change strategy: only buying...

In this episode of Sat Chats, we welcome Rafa— a father, entrepreneur, and offshore team member at Podpitch. Rafa joins us from the Philippines to share a raw and relatable journey with Bitcoin: from buying a whole coin in 2014, to selling it for life expenses, to losing funds on an exchange hack, and ultimately finding conviction to try again but, this time, smarter. We break down: ✅ How Rafa lo...

How Minecraft Taught Him to Choose Bitcoin | Ep. 81 — #81 Jonny In this episode of Sat Chats, we welcome Jonny—high school grad, future NC State student, jiu-jitsu beginner, and Stewart’s nephew and son of #80 Lydia (aka the “Fiat Overlord”). His mom said Bitcoin was fake Mario money and bought tacos. But can Jonny redeem the family name? We dive into: ✅ Minecraft metaphors: Survival Mode vs. Cre...

In this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Sat Chats, we welcome Lid the Bid (aka Lydia), Stewart’s older sister, the family’s French-teaching, debt-collecting, taco-loving firstborn. She’s the mom of three, married to an XRP-riding husband, and came in dead-set on taking the $50 cash… to immediately spend it at Chubby’s Tacos. We dig into: ✅ Why she thinks Bitcoin is “video game money” (Mario co...

We finally restored the missing Episode 14 by inviting Robert back to relive the magic—and he did not disappoint. At 74, Robert sold rental properties during COVID, discovered Bitcoin on YouTube, and smash-bought on the way down. His conviction? Ironclad. His cost basis? $20K. His mindset? Long-term generational wealth, no selling ever. In this long-awaited re-tape, we cover: ✅ Why real estate no...

We are in the Bitcoin gold rush right now. According to the Clark Moody dashboard (and with a little help from Michael Saylor), 95% of all Bitcoin will be mined by Thanksgiving 2025. That means there’s only a short window left to accumulate your fair share of this scarce asset before the game totally changes. We cover: ✅ Why 2025–2035 is Bitcoin’s final “easy” accumulation decade ✅ What happens...

In this episode of Sat Chats Short Stacks, we tackle one of the most powerful and relatable emotions in Bitcoin: FOMO (Fear of Missing Out). Chris (CEO of Ithaca Hummus) and Stewart (Bitcoin maxi in prescription sunglasses) break down their own experiences with Bitcoin FOMO—what triggered it, how they responded, and the strategies that helped them move from anxious sideliners to confident sat stac...

Welcome to Sat Chats Live, your weekly front door to Bitcoin. Whether you’re skeptical, curious, or already deep in the rabbit hole, you’re in the right place. Every Friday, we explore big questions about money, inflation, power, and why the system feels off, all through the lens of Bitcoin. No hype. No jargon. Just real talk from regular people trying to figure it out together. Whether you’re jus...

In this heartwarming and hilarious episode of Sat Chats, we welcome Ashlin, mom of Ep. 40 Anna Beavon, wife of Ep. 8 Keen, and grandmother to baby Bitcoiner Fort. She walked in sats-curious and walked out stacking 46,000 of them. We dive into: ✅ Is Bitcoin too good to be true—or just good? ✅ George Jetson, Dick Tracy, and what they did predict ✅ How gifting Bitcoin to grandkids builds generatio...

In this episode of Sat Chats, we welcome Dr. Jamar Montgomery—a child genius, triple-degree holder, and former government engineer turned Bitcoin advocate. Jamar first learned about Bitcoin in 2011 while holding a U.S. security clearance but waited years before diving deep. What started as an interest in Ethereum led him into the heart of Bitcoin—and into a mission to empower Black Americans and o...

In this Rehash episode of Sat Chats, we unpack three very different journeys through Bitcoin; one from a decade-long miner, one from a former bank teller turned freedom fighter, and one from a Gen Z intern just starting her orange pill journey. Together, Spencer, Konrad, and Sarah help us sharpen who we’re talking to and how to talk to them. We cover: ✅ Mining Bitcoin in a math class on a MacBook...

In this Rehash episode of Sat Chats, we revisit three wildly different but powerfully aligned guests: Laurel the boss-lady CEO who turned Squishmallows into a Bitcoin conviction story, Tom the marketing guru with the most devastating Bitcoin rebrand we’ve ever heard, and Aly, the hustler-turned-VC who literally pirated his way into a crypto Shark Tank. We cover: ✅ Why Laurel might be the most FOM...

In this Short Stack, Chris finally asks what every Bitcoin beginner has been wondering: “What the heck is hash rate?” Spoiler alert… it’s not about illegal drugs or breakfast side dishes. Stewart breaks it down in the simplest terms possible: ✅ What “hashing” actually means ✅ How hash rate is measured (gigahash, terahash, exahash) ✅ Why hash rate = Bitcoin network security ✅ How Chris’s tiny B...

In this very therapeutic Short Stack of Sat Chats, Chris and Stewart take a wild ride through the worst hate comments they've ever received and roast them back with humor, heart, and hard facts. From keyboard warriors who don’t understand how Bitcoin works, to Dungeons & Dragons fans calling us scammers, we cover it all. But hidden in the hate are moments that push us to improve, including one ser...

Welcome to Sat Chats Live, your weekly front door to Bitcoin. Whether you’re skeptical, curious, or already deep in the rabbit hole, you’re in the right place. Every Friday, we explore big questions about money, inflation, power, and why the system feels off — all through the lens of Bitcoin. No hype. No jargon. Just real talk from regular people trying to figure it out together. Whether you’re ju...