Sana G's Clown of the Day

This poor 4 year old said they didn't want ketchup on their Burger King burger... oh, that's not ketchup, it's blood??!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude was foul for lying to his customer and trying to steal their winning lottery ticket! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This seagull stole one french fry... then it had to die? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman filled up a street storm drain with concrete? Not everyone else's front lawn is flooded! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let your ex be your ex and leave them alone. Don't be like our clown of the day and try to get his scholarship taken away. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These bad kids were tiring grandma out, so she called 911! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If giving your girl the passcode to your phone meant you avoiding jail time, would you do it? Or, would you be like our clown of the day, and jump into the ocean? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This chick has won grammy's? No freaking way after this performance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This mom was denied the party she dreamed of at the skating rink, so she jumped on her social media and told everyone to riot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This HOA board member had to GO. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's only 18 so she doesn't understand the rules yet... don't call 911 just cause you don't like your date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bay Area clowns took down a whole 911 system! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you are trying to get off probation, maybe don't smoke a blunt during your court date? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Bay Area clown of the day was begging for a Birkin bag in Atherton. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sexyy Red was a little too in character for her WWE appearance when she picked up a big metal barrier pole and started smashing people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This dude thought the best way to move this mattress at 50 mph was to put in fiance on top of it. This didn't end well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This insane woman thought if she called 911 to report that she was about to steal a car, somehow that would make it OK? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This crossing guard was having a great time passing out vapes and edibles to all the kids on their way to school. You can't do that! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy had a problem with the school superintendant... so much so he had to jump on stage and ruin his daughter's big moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big fight at the Vallejo Chiptole... this had to be over guac! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This officer claims she wasn't drunk, and this is all pay back for being a whistle blower. ...but her voice and her eyes... hmmm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This teacher should not have been filming content in the classroom, but the response to this story - hilarious. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This San Diego police office got caught in the back seat with a female detainee... how often is this happening though? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These elders needs to be respected, not treated like this with sewage leaking from the ceiling! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This mom wanted to chill on the beach and let her kids do whatever. Well it ended up costing her when they collected... clams? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.