Sana G's Clown of the Day

We really choosing city council members out of a dollar tree gift bag huh? OK... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30,000 feet in the air and Jesus told her to open the plane door. Nah, that wasn't Jesus... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So many clowns here... a cop, and wig, and a stolen car. Catfished! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Head on over the San Francisco's Union Square Christmas tree, climb inside of it, and start drinking! Oh, but don't forget to film it all for social media! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the viral video the Bay is talking about today. This clown hanging on to the back of a VTA train thought he was in a movie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman is a clown for suing over mac n cheese... but she probably gonna get paid out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe just had to go. Guess he wasn't close to home because he tried to break into someone's house to go poop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It takes balls to steal an entire Muni bus! This clown side swiped 10 cars while mobbin through the Mission this past weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...and you thought you were freaky. Wow. I know everyone gets off on different things, but this is just clownish. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary Brown is all about her taxidermy, and she thought a human foot would make a good addition to the collection. She stole the foot, before the dude was even dead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman needs to learn what BBQ actually looks like before calling 911 and looking like a fool. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sophia Rosing says she was just drunk, and she's not racist. OK Sophia, we see what's in your heart. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time to vote, and people want to spread the word, but this clownish neighborhood watch person isn't here for it. Go sit back in your golf cart buddy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why this guy have to go and scam older people and people with medical issues... and bring Eminem into it!? Clown! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jetstar Airlines really wanted to charge this poor woman for a wheelchair!? She's never had to do that before, so they made her crawl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This border patrol agent was excited to do a presentation for a junior high class. Thing is, he should have closed out that porn on the phone before linking up to the projector. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joy swears a horny ghost has gotten it in...but he wasn't a good lay? OK Joy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This chick is for sure drunk. She just needs to tell everyone at this wedding that black people are the beeeessssssttt. Someone take the mic away from this clown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This idiot represented himself in court, wouldn't shut up, and now he's getting everything he deserves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Talk to your kids today about not doing these silly a$$ things they see on Tik Tok! Whoever brought this dangerous challenge back is a clown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would your kid take a free 100 dollar bill if a friend offered it to them? This kid stole thousands from her grandparents and started passing it out at school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well this is def a unique way to protest, but it did get her arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda has a ghost in her house, but not just any ghost... a horny ghost. Linda, are you into this? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is so nasty! If you have ever fell asleep with your contacts on, this story make help you feel a bit better about your mistake... at least you ain't this lady! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You just got back from the gym, super hungry, looking forward to that pizza you just ordered that's waiting for you in the lobby of your apartment building... but someone ate it! Clown! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.