Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about Mike Tyson's GF ate his pet pigeon, mom makes 14 yr old daughter impregnate herself, judge makes funny ruling on pasties, man tells police he's a monkey, woman robs teen that solicited her for sex, a school shooting drill scares teachers, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylan...

In this episode, we rant about A 1 way trip to Mars, ricin mailer obsessed with organ harvesting, penis size study, crazy letter from a sorority girl, man sues wife for being ugly, radio dj's in trouble over dumb prank, man slashes tires to meet women, man dies from testicles being squeezed, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com...

In this episode, we rant about Teacher too racist to grope kid, goat held for robbery, priest accused of rape won't talk about it, pantsless stalker found in bedroom and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.co...

In this episode, we rant about Scientists say ET genetic code in our DNA, councilman's Pagan rituals exposed, circumcision ritual gives kid herpes, man arrested for letting toddler loose with booze, Reddit user confesses to murder?, man sexually assaulted by 4 women, looking at breasts can improve health, attractive convict, former Vice-Mayor hangs junk out car window at 90 mph, Song lyrics for 'A...

In this episode, we rant about Xbox players better in bed, Gate to hell found, Target's oops, Wal-Mart changes sell by dates, Student wants to open dumpster diving cafe, April Fool's prank gets cops called, Woman goes out in a blaze of glory, Zombie ex-girlfriend shooting target, woman bares buttocks and attacks ex. All this and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylangu...

In this episode, we rant about Amazon defending free speech, dino sex study, spork for a hand, prostitute comes back to life, Jesus billboard over strip club ad, yoga pants recall, woman negotiates car price with blowie, woman hides crack cookie, man chased jogger that was "pretty", voice mails and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.c...

In this episode, Tate returns, we go extra long and we rant about an Ohio prosecurot indicts a groundhog, the devil looks like Obama, Rodman visits the Vatican, idiot wants to remove his tattoos, man fakes a knife attack to impress date, strip club raid reveals guns drugs and prostitutes, woman arrested pantsless for attacking boyfriend, anal cleavage syringe, man is having a penis made from his a...

In this episode, no Tate, but we rant about adults funtionally cured of HIV, sex in space, man wrestles shark and gets fired, homeless man caught living in hospital, taco meat fight, woman ticketed for going 2 mph under limit, Fresh Prince theme song leads to lockdown, Vatican buys on of Europe's largest gay saunas, man gets penis cut off at temp job, man banned from a library for wanking, voice m...

In this episode, we rant about a woman that tried to escape on Power Wheels, knife found in birthday cake, robbery stopped with hot coffee, mom duct tapes son's face, man tries to steal PBR and claims it's his genitals, woman had loaded revolver in her vagina, woman tries to sell vhs porn tapes door to door, man tells police "I love cocaine", woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer, hot tur...

In this episode, we rant about a semen fridge, an odd bike accident, Rodman as a diplomat?, Obama's nerd gaffe, frat boys raise mony for transgender member, teacher's stupid prank, Li'l Poopy, woman hides a needle in her anus, couple has sex on corpses they killed, man throws hammers and has a great mug shot, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-la...

In this episode, we rant about A woman that bedazzles her ankle monitor, parents mad over yoga in school, road rage, man slaps baby on flight, woman injured by exploding bullet in her oven, Texas woman calls 911 for cigarettes, kid steals money gets prostitutes, man has $7500 porn collection stolen, man's scratching leads to abuse, woman caught being inappropriate with dog, and more! Subscribe / r...

In this episode, we talk with Anti-Semantic Show's Pradogod about some nonsense, rant about Meteor strikes Russia, demon attacks school, man killed for laughing at how another man ate a sandwich, attraction planned in Bin Laden death town, meth lab port-a-potty, snow penis toppled, mom interrupts school assembly by stripping, man throws semen on women in Wal-Mart, politicians want to criminalize m...

In this episode, we rant about man drunk inside of Wal-Mart, dog steps on gas pedal man dies, man tattoos his name on girl's face, dreadlocks being stolen, hatchet wielding hitchhiker interview, 2 students lose fingers playing tug of war, boy suspended for throwing imaginary grenade, woman tried to kill her husband by poisoning her privates, man serenades police in the nude, a dress that turns tra...

In this episode, we rant about a getaway donkey, goat cheese fire shuts down a highway, kid disciplined for making Lego gun, boys have to sign out toilet paper at school, Applebee's fires waitress over tip, woman claim that they preyed away an intruder, pastor claims his penis is blessed, teacher gets fired for posting semi nude pics of herself, handcuffed man acts crazy to police, monkey on the l...

In this episode, we rant about A burn ward mascot, surgeons leave tools in patient, moisturizing jeans, fat shaming to cure obesity, 400 lb woman falls through sidewalk, woman snorts heroin at Applebee's, Air Force finds inappropriate materials during inspection, German soldiers growing breasts, woman hides cocaine and heroin in groin, strippers fight over $1 tip, man breaks into house poops and m...

In this episode, we rant about Chimp addicted to porn, tap water catches on fire, woman drives 900 miles instead of 90, woman offers cop favors to get out of ticket, UFOs over Michigan, condom law in California, U of Toronto basically hosting orgy, man steals wine and flowers to impress lady, woman smothers bf with breasts, man tattooed name near underage girl's vagina, man outsourced job to China...

In this episode, we rant about Twins fight over shared girlfriend, teen gets caught after posting crime on Facebook, man killed by his fridge, man buys a solid gold shirt, asparagus helps with hangovers, girl suspended over facebook post, Brazil prostitutes learning English for World Cup, ice cubes tell you if you're drunk, man offers reward for stolen outhouse, man stabbed after sign language mis...

In this episode, we rant about Woman setting fire to a mattress with her bf on it, sperm donor ordered to pay support, man leaves baby at strip club, Oompa Loompas attack man, man attacks friend after a 3 way fail, woman assaults boyfriend over bad oral, inmates suing beer companies, woman arrested for dui on way to hearing for dui, teen drugs her parents to use internet and more! Subscribe / rate...

In this episode, we rant about A 5 year old that gets racy photos in his Christmas gift, a kid that finds a gun in their donated toy, Hulk Hogan's "Breastaurant", man dies after 28 raw eggs, man fends off chainsaw attack with an umbrella, rape provoking miniskirts banned, porn star gets gifts from fans, a man beats his kids for passing gas, our  New Year's resolutions, voicemails, and more! Subscr...

In this episode, we rant about The Instagram mess, Death Star petition clears threshold, beer fights the common cold, Anonymous targets WBC, woman attacked with feces filled sock, mom makes son hold sign for being disrespectful, fake braces a new fad, coffin sound systems, cocaine breast implants, voice mails and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-la...

In this episode, we rant about A dad that built a helicopter drone to follow his son, man gets ticket for running over himself, kid with Tourette's kick off soccer team, handyman kidnapped forced to do repairs, diner describes women as fat girls on check, students bring in pot brownies, burglar calls 911 to save self, 12 year old shoots intruder, drinkware that changes color when rape drugs are pr...

In this episode, we rant about a man that shot his girlfriend over a Walking Dead argument, shredded police documents used in parade, meth helps fight the flu, girl gets stuck between two buildings, bacon flavored shaving cream, kung fu eviction, man calls police because a hooker shorted him time, woman cried rap because her date was bad at sex, Santa turns out to be a sex offender, voice mails, t...

In this episode, we rant about parents learning of daughter's death on FB, Ohio's "Cleaning Fairy", woman assaults boyfriend for orgasming too quickly, woman assaults girlfriend over misplaced sex toy, Chinese man building Noah's Ark, man assaults estranged wife with genitals, animal brothels in Germany, fake dentist accused of butt kissing, girls pee in cupcake batter, girl does naughty things wi...

In this episode, we rant about Violent J gets cancer, fan smuggles firecrackers into soccer game, school website tells students how to experiment with veggies, perfumers make sushi fragrance, man accused of killing and cooking his wife, clown dies during Macy's parade, man sneaks onto farm for creepy reasons, teacher told to make her breasts not produce milk, woman arrested for using skeletons for...

In this episode, we rant about a good samaritan gets robbed, woman ran over husband for not voting, man crashes into house offers pizza,  judge orders woman to wear idiot sign, man stole delivery keeps making deliveries, gorillas get birth control, brothel mother, coffin maker uses nude models to sell coffins, maninjects olive oil into penis, teen gets lapdances at birthday party, voice mails, and...