Saints Happy Hour

Dave joins Ralph to relive the 2009 NFC Championship game vs. the Minnesota Vikings. Ralph explains how he had 102 degree fever during the game, and was oddly completely sober. The boys discuss the oddness of the game having ZERO sacks, yet Brett Favre got the crap kicked out of him. Drew Brees had only 197 yards passing. Oh and ALL HAIL PIERRE THOMAS. And the Vikings are laughed at. Also, Ralph e...

The Saints are going to sign LB Mantei Te'o! The jokes are going to be GLORIOUS! The Malcolm Butler trade saga drags on but Ralph has had about enough of this 'Patriots won't discuss trade until Butler signs the tender BS.' How could Butler make things difficult on New England to force his way out? The boys begin the 'Best Cornerback in Saints History' bracket. It's the saddest bracket you ever sa...

Ralph explains why the answer to one simple question explains whether the Saints got enough in the trade of Brandin Cooks? Were any other offers worth considering besides New England? If the Saints trade for Patriots cornerback Malcolm Butler do we have to factor that in the trade. Do we still have confidence in Loomis as GM?Is Alex Okafor a real solution at DE? Andrew thinks so. The Cooks trade m...

Everyone's donations mean it's time for a bomus Saints Happy Hour in March. Mickey Loomis signed a guard, linebacker, and kick returner. Plus news broke Saints and New England working on a Brandin Cooks for Malcolm Butler trade. It was a hell of first day in free agency. Dave is not happy about Nick Fairley's 4 year 30 million dollar deal but Ralph explains why he's 100% wrong. Is AJ Klein any goo...

Well God Damn, the Brandin Cooks situation escalated quickly. Is Cooks losing his mind on Snapchat torpedoing his trade value? What do Mike Thomas and Willie Snead tweets mean? What's reasonable value for Cooks at this point? Ralph has done a 180 over if he thinks Cooks has to be traded. Does Keenan Lewis think he's John Wick or something? The boys play "Spend Benson's Money" and solve the Saints...

Andrew and Ralph continue to relive the Ditka years. In part 2 they focus on 1999, including Ricky Williams trade, crotch gate, and so many heartbreaking losses to start the season. They also explain how Ditka incompetence actually helped the 2000 Saints. Thanks to everyone's donations for making Drunk Saints History happen.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

Free Agency is a little over a week away and the boys try to prepare you for sticker price shock and the insane contracts about to happen. This week the guys discuss what the Saints SHOULD NOT do in free agency.  DE in free agency sucks now. Ralph wants you to prank your friends about Saints free agency, winner gets a prize! What's the equivalent in Saints history to the Oscars best picture screw...

There isn't any Saints news ahead of the NFL Combine and start of free agency on March 9, so the guys talk mostly about if Boogie Cousins trade means Loomis already in FULL YOLO MODE? Is it a good sign for 2017 New Orleans sports teams? Should the Saints be interested in players already cut for cap reasons like Jared Odrick? Falcons lost Super Bowl by blowing 25 point lead. Did you know that? Disc...

Saints Hall of Famer Joe Horn stops by to talk about being a leader, NFL greed post Katrina, Aaron Brooks,and gets emotional about Steve Gleason. The interview is amazing and please support Horn's camp for middle school kids http://www.gothandsuniversity.com/The guys also talk Falcons Mardi Gras float, announce the first episode of Drunk Saints History, and as a Thank You to get second monthy bonu...

The Falcons blew a 28-3 3rd quarter lead in the Super Bowl! It's almost glorious beyond words. The boys will try though to but it in perspective... Ralph explains what the Saints equivalent would be and how Andrew went from suicidal to certain the Falcons would choke. Andrew's joyful rant is THE BEST and has the stat that is EVERYTHING PERFECT WITH THE WORLD. Is it the best non Saints NFL experien...

The Saints hired former Saints head coach Dick Nolan, no wait we mean Mike Nolan ro coach Linebackers. Do position coaches really matter as much as fans think? The Saints also need to find a receivers coach. Hint: Come home Curtis Johnson. My God is Atlanta really going to be Super Bowl champions? Senior Bowl, it happened do we give $#%? Loomis said Saints are trying to figure out injury issues, w...

My God, it's happening...Atlanta is in the Super Bowl and the world is dark so very very dark. The Saints had actual news as they denied Sean Payton reached out to the Colts and potential defensive line coach and part time hobo, Jim Tomsula, went to Washington instead. Ralph has a theory why the Saints shut down the Payton to Indianapolis story so fast. How can New England trade away their two bes...

The boys lament that Atlanta is probably going to the Super Bowl.  Are the Saints closer to the Super Bowl than the Texans? Kevin admits he doesn't like the NFL as much anymore and the fact he didn't really watch any playoff games. Where is the NFL heading in the future. Ralph wonders if San Deigo is first ever NFL team to move to city that doesn't want them? Free agency prices are going to be cra...

The boys argue over the Jimmy Graham and Kenny Stills trades two years later. Dave Thomas rants about the worthlessness of stats. Ralph loses his train of thought.  Is Stephone Anthony a lost cause? Is 30 million in Saints cap space not what we think? Andrew explains signs Loomis is indeed going #YOLoSeason Who to root for in Seattle vs. Atlanta. And your Twitter questions. When 200 people Donate...

Sean Payton fired Joe Vitt, Bill Johnson, Greg McMahon, Stan Kwan & James Willis! HE REALLY DID IT! Ralph explains why it was more surprising than even the Jimmy Graham trade.  Andrew has an intresting theory as to the reason Payton did what he did. Why now?  Will it really help the defense?  Now Payton has no one to blame if 2017 goes 7-9 again. And your Twitter questions. Did you like this extra...

The boys recap the Saints season finale beat down by Atlanta. Was defensive improvement a fraud? Why did Atlanta know Saints plays on defense? Ingram 1000 yards was fun. Kevin goes FULL IRISH Is Payton gonna leave? Ralph has had about enough of the rumors! Hypothetical Payton leaves, what's WORST case scenerio? What's the future of Drew Brees in New Orleans? DAVE HAS SAUCES! BIG PODCAST ANNOUNCEME...

The boys (without Andrew) discuss the Saints win in Arizona. Ralph explains why it's a Drew Brees Special. Was Mark Ingram right to be pissed? Is the defense hopeless with current secondary missing Vaccaro and Breaux? Have the Saints finally found a decent kicker? Ralph makes a Sean Payton trade promise. Would beating Tampa and giving Atlanta the division title make a win Saturday less enjoyable?...

The boys discuss the Saints latest meltdown. Dave is SALTY about the Christmas Eve game getting moved to 3:30. The Saints are bad and boring. Ralph thinks they are borderline unwatchable.  Now that Jeff Fisher got the boot, is Sean Payton officially coach who goes 7-9 every year, never gets fired, and the internet laughs at? As for Tampa Bay game, the offense continued its sucking since midway poi...

The Saints took a gigantic dump all over the Superdome in a pathetic loss to Detriot. Upside? Special teams don't matter when your ass is being kicked. Andrew breaks down the offensive suckage. The penalties, the crap blocking, Brees being terrible. Kevin tries to mentally process Sean Payton getting out coached by Coach Cutout Jim Caldwell. Ralph's just bitter about flying to watch the game in pe...

The boys thank Stephanie for her GENEROUS donation and Ralph apologizes for being SO VERY WRONG about Thomas Morstead.  Was Sean Patyon trolling the Rams during the game or after on Twitter more enjoyable?  The Saints piled up 555 yards of offense and looked FANTASTIC. Will this offense be enough to help make a playoff push? Drew Brees is THE QUARTERBACK GOD! Six straight weeks of 70% completion D...

Last Thursday's loss in Carolina still stings. Andrew explains why the special teams are worse than dumpster fire you already think they are. Should the Saints return another kick in 2016? What's worse the 2015 Saints pass defense or the 2016 Saints special teams? The Saints have scored over 25 points once in 5 weeks, should we be worried?  Is Zach Strief the best offensive tackle the Saints of 20...

What in the Holy (expletive deleted) just happened? The Saints are 4-5 because their special teams continue to suck and officials suck worse. The Saints offense coughed up 4 turnovers and Michael Thomas was involved in 3 of them. On brightside -Saints OL looks damn good, including Andrus Peat-defense had 6 sacks! 6! On the downside-Denver converted 11-19 third downs-Saints didn't really run the ba...

The Saints are 4-4 and officially in the race in the craptastic NFC! Ralph wonders if the Saints ran the ball enough, even though they had 248 yards. Dave's boyfriend, Mark Ingram, out here BALLING. Can Ingram get to 1000 yards? Kevin wants Drew Brees to get some MVP respect RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT.  Is Michael Thomas a wizard? Why don't more teams do 'The Full Browner' like 49ers did at end of the...

The boys celebrate the Saints 25-20 win over the Seahawks. Kevin drinks the sweet sweet tears of Seahawks fans complaining about bad calls. Ralph explains why it's Andrew's fault he had to eat cat food. Dave gets excited about 'Balance' on offense. Is Tim Hightower the Saints lead running back now? Should we be worried about red zone issues? We cool with Wil Lutz cool bro? Was Saints Defense good...

The boys lament the Saints blowing a winnable road game with 10 penalties and 2 turnovers. Andrew explains why the run defense is so inconsistent. Is Michael Thomas already the Saints best wide receiver? Kevin wonders if Jairus Byrd fumbles a punt will Sean Payton just not send out a return guy? Can the Saints get a good pass rush against a horrible Seattle offensive line? Is Mark Ingram quietly k...