Sailor Noob

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, the Sailor Soldiers face off against the unthinkable! Wiseman has abducted Chibi-Usa and empowered her darkest impulses. Can Sailor Moon persuade her to return to the side of good or will Black Lady's rage consume everything? In this episode, we discuss...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The danger grows ever greater this week as Esmeraude goes in for the kill! The Sailor Soldiers are still reeling from their trip to the future of Crystal Tokyo. Will they be able to fight against an overwhelming foe or will they lose Chibi-Usa forever? In this epi...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The truth about Chibi-Usa is finally revealed as the Senshi face a deadly new foe! When Usagi arrives in Crystal Tokyo, she's immediately confronted with some shocking truths about her future. But before she can process her feelings, Prince Demando strikes! In thi...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Questions are answered but new questions arise this week as the Sailor Senshi travel to the future! Chibi-Usa is finally ready to return to Crystal Tokyo and save her mom, but before she can, she'll have to survive the space-time corridor or be trapped forever in...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Get your prayers in this week because the Black Moon Clan is unleashing a deadly new plan! When Esmeraude attacks Chibi-Usa's school and turns her new friend against her, she'll need the Sailor Scouts' help to defeat a pair of villains and save Azabu-Juban! In thi...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Cheaters never prosper this week as the Black Moon Clan targets the Sailor Scout's most gentle member. Ami continues to excel as a student, but when a sinister plot frames her for cheating, she'll be pitted against her friends in a battle for her honor! In this ep...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Now animals are being targeted this week, as Esmeraude hatches a scheme to use stray pets to collect dark energy. Will Artemis be able to stop the enemy's evil plan or will he end up in the doghouse? In this episode, we discuss pets and the pet boom in Japan, the...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Evil is contagious this week as the Sailor Scouts fight a deadly virus! It's flu season in Tokyo and Esmeraude is using Dark Power to make things worse. Will Usagi and her friends be able to fight their way back to health or will they succumb to the affliction of...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's back to basics this week as Esmeraude hatches a plan to seduce the children of Tokyo! Everyone is indulging in a new "promise ring" fad, but will Usagi be able to uncover the truth of this seemingly friendly plot before all of Tokyo is inundated with dark pow...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! A new chapter opens this week as a new villain descends upon Tokyo! Esmeraude has a plot to cast darkness over the entire Earth, but first she'll have to defeat the Sailor Senshi...and her newfound love of cake! In this episode, we discuss table manners and etique...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Things look grim this week as Chibi-Usa is in the grip of an EVIL deadly dream! Will the Sailor Soldiers be able to incept her trust or will she perish before being reunited with her mom in Crystal Tokyo? In this episode, we discuss the influence of Chinese astrol...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's a battle in the sky this week as Sailor Moon faces off against Rubeus inside the UFO! Will she be able to rescuer her friends and protect the Silver Crystal or will Rubeus doom the future of Crystal Tokyo? In this episode, we discuss the death penalty and cap...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Time is running out this week as Rubeus makes his final assault! When Chibi-Usa steals the Silver Crystal, Usagi will have to find a way to rescue her abducted friends . . . without Sailor Moon! In this episode, we discuss extreme sports in Japan, Bungee Japan, th...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, it's the final showdown between the Sailor Scout and the Ayakashi Sisters! Will Usagi and friends be able to save Koan and Berthier or will Petz and Calaveras destroy them...and the entire world? In this episode, we discuss Japanese sweet potatoes or sa...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's a game of wits this week as Ami faces off against Berthier! Ami is a chess prodigy, but when Berthier challenges her to a match she'll have to put her life on the line to save her friends! In this episode, we discuss chess in Japan, Shogi, the JCA, and Miyoko...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Sailor Mars is in the hot seat this week as she faces off against a fiery foe! When Koan is arrives at Hikawa Shrine to kill Chibi-Usa,, Mars will have to make a choice between compassion and vengeance! In this episode, we discuss door-to-door sales in Japan, yaeb...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Tuxedo Mask is in the spotlight this week as the Sailor Scouts face a fairy-tale foe! Mamoru is having visions that predict doom for Usagi. Will he be able to overcome his fear of the future to save her from a deadly slumber? In this episode, we discuss the meanin...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's a clash of clans this week as Chibi-Usa is threatened by the Ayakashi sisters and the Sailor Scouts must race to the rescue! Will Usagi and friends learn the secrets of Chibi's mission or will the Black Moon Clan succeed in destroying Crystal Tokyo, now and f...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's time once again for fun in the sun as Rei and the gang head to a private island to enjoy swimming and seafood and (if there's time) training. But when Chibi-Usa decides she doesn't like fish, she'll be swept up in an adventure that ends with dinosaurs and mol...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Roll up those sleeves, wash your vegetables, and be careful with those knives 'cause it's curry time once again! Chibi-Usa needs Usagi and Mamoru to help her cook for Curry Day at school, but will the Sailors be able to work together to liberate the local supermar...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's a Minako/Makoto Dual Jam this week as our girls are tempted by the promise of lost loves! The Ayakashi Sisters are giving away charms that promise to reunite you with your lost love. Will the Sailor Senshi be able to resist the promise of renewed romance or w...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's a downpour of danger this week as Chibi-Usa finds herself alone against a vicious droid! It's raining cats and dogs in Tokyo and both Usagi and Chibi will have to overcome their fear of the thunder and the lightning to foil the plans of the Black Moon Clan! I...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Get ready to rumble this week as Gramps goes out of control! When Rei's grandfather quits the shrine to start a women's self-defense class, Sailor Moon will have to run in to save him from losing his match, his gym, and his life! In this episode, we discuss "puror...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Friendship is put to the test this week when Ami gets ready to pursue her medical studies abroad! Will the Sailor Senshi be able to cope without Mercury or will they be frozen solid by the icy droid Nipasu? In this episode, we discuss the tradition of kaidan/kwaid...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Disaster strikes this week as Mamoru abruptly breaks it off with Usagi! Can she overcome her heartbreak long enough to face a deadly droid or will the Black Moon Clan gain control of Crystal Tokyo? In this episode, we discuss the history of cosmetics and beauty in...