Sad Bois FC

The Fire have won two games in a row. This is certainly a development. Also, Jiggly leaves in the middle of the episode to go get tacos.

The Fire didn't play, barely anything happened. So Jiggly gets to read off a list of names while Adnan tries not to fall asleep!

Look, things got weird this week. The Fire actually won a game and there's a Canadian team in the Stanley Cup Finals.

This week, Alex Calabrese comes along to bring some joy into the Sad Bois episode. This was not taken very well, but that did mean a detailed discussion of Chelsea and the Fire's potential coaching changes.

It is Monday. Klopas is still coach. How? With special guest, Nick.

Adnan's back and the Fire lost to St. Louis, but Jiggly is somehow unbothered by it all.

The Chicago Fire suck and Adnan abandoned us, but Joe Chatz is here this week to talk about gaming, beer, and how much worse things can get.

It says a lot about a team when you've given up the most goals in the league, but your best player is your goalkeeper. Adnan asked for Midwest Emo at some point, so we used "midwest emo on crack riff" by Yvette Young . Please don't yell at us.

The Fire are funny again! And that also means they sucked so much that we need to talk about it in great detail. From Kellyn Acosta playing peekaboo, to needing to save Frank Klopas from himself, this episode has a lot going on.

Joe Chatz is back to talk about the NFL Draft, Millwall, and what everyone should know about Fire II. Also, a very lengthy discussion about music.

Adnan's out, so Tim is here to fill and for both him and a very distracted Jiggly. The Fire won a game and it means... almost nothing.

The Fire were exactly who we thought they were, but we do have a special guest.

In an effort to keep Jiggly from completely losing his mind this weekend, Adnan has decided to hop onto MLB The Show 24 with him as both struggle to both do a soccer podcast and understand the basic rules of baseball. We here at Sad Bois do some weird stuff sometimes. And sometimes it's fun. And hopefully it's fun for you guys as well.

We will be back next week, hopefully.

No one has felt the passage of time except us.

In a special guest episode with Nick back on to talk about the US Open Cup and Jerry Reinsdorf, Jiggly attempts to explain how he doesn't pay taxes and Adnan welcomes Ole back to Manchester United.

The Bois attempt to figure out the format of how to talk about the Fire nowadays after the first game of the season. Because they actually played pretty well.

This week, the Bois bring on Tim for his first time in a full studio. Some laughs about life are had, but ultimately the important things are discussed: MLS's refusal to play in the US Open Cup and a Chicago Fire season preview.

You know how we were in midseason form last week? Oops. At least Spongebob won the Super Bowl.

No hos, no jobs, can't lose. Sad Bois are back for a jovial and funky time.

In the final episode of 2023, the Bois decide this is the perfect opportunity to just bully the Fire's newest acquisition. There still isn't a coach.

The Chicago Fire have traded for a backup striker, yet somehow it is still an indictment on the Fire as a whole. Also, Tim's here.

Jiggly had the stupid idea to have multiple guests on at once. So, we brought in Nick and Phil to talk about Klopas, wrestling, and whether or not cheesecake possesses magical soccer-playing properties.

The J-League season is heading to an exciting finish, the NWSL Final itself was fun, but Jiggly still wants to complain about the Fire.

After the episode, Adnan gave Jiggly a play-by-play for the end of a Spongebob episode where they canonically kill Squidward.