Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 4: Moses Exhorts Israel to Obedience / Israel's Experience at Horeb / Warning Against Idolatry / The Cities of Refuge East of the Jordan / Moses Recounts Israel's Law. Moses is one salty grifter, but he tries to hide his bitter tears in reminders not to worship other gods because this one is super jelly. Sucks to suck. Thank you for stopping by Sa...

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 3: Israel Conquers Og of Bashan / Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan / Moses Not Permitted to Enter Canaan. In our first single-chapter, daily episode we learn that apparently Og's giant bed is still around? And OMFG we long to see this majestic item! Also, Moses the grifter gets grifted. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious...

Husband and Wife cover questions about giants. They discuss a big bed, necklaces, DNA, poltergeist, Pizza Gate, and buzzers. It's not as scattershot as you might think. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcas...

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 1: Moses Recounts the Lord's Promise to Israel at Horeb / The Appointment of Judges / The Spies Sent Out at Kadesh-barnea / God's Punishment on Israel / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 2: The Years in the Wilderness / Israel Conquers Sihon. This is a decent recap of the last couple books, kinda like a "previously on" but with g...

Husband and Wife answer questions about the author of the first five books of the Bible. We discuss the likelihood that Aaron was merely an imaginary friend, and then Husband urges everyone to harass Wife on Twitter. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacril...

Husband and Wife discuss raindrops on kittens and whiskers on mittens. jk jk jk They actually talk about their fav holiday movies, carols, candies, and stocking stuffers. Husband is a curmudgeonly grinch! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscou...

Husband and Wife discuss church attendance demographics. We also talk about the meaning of the holiday and our personal holiday church experiences. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of o...

Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Numbers, then bomb a super lengthy and horribly written quiz. We learn that those bozos actually hit the borders of the Promised Land twice! Un-freaking-believable! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacr...

Husband and Wife cover questions about where the Promised Land sits, and which body of water is actually the Brook of Egypt. This lesson in geography was brought to you in part by the letters WTF. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 34: The Borders and Division of Canaan (cont.); chapter 35: The Inheritance of the Levites / The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Bloodshed; and chapter 36: The Law Concerning the Marriage of Heiresses. We learn about brass monkeys' balls, how to get away with murder, and more incest. And with that, we have concluded the book of Numbers! Thank you fo...

Husband and Wife cover questions about renaming towns, and speculate as to whether Reuben was being chintzy when it came to sacrifices. Like, where's the beef, my guy? Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/Help support our podcast b...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 32: Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan; and chapter 33: The Stages of Israel's Journey / The Borders and Division of Canaan. Some folks get to stay where the grass is greener, but only if they fight for chocolate ice cream. We get to read Moses' diary which is unsurprisingly dull af. Camps beget camps and space trash comes bac...

Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a ") and Wife sings the MLP theme song. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and mercha...

Husband and Wife take a look back at what we've learned so far regarding podcasting in general and the Bible in particular. Then we look ahead at what Sacrilegious Discourse hopes to accomplish in the coming months. Have a happy Thanksgiving, then welcome Dylan to the team and go read his inaugural blog post! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check ou...

Husband and Wife cover questions about Moabites versus Midianites. We also explain that putting mustard on your pumpkin pie is a result of poor life decisions, and that this personal choice is definitely not an Ohio thing. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 30: The Law Concerning Vows; and chapter 31: Israel Takes Vengeance on Midian / The Division of the Booty. We (re)learn that women's silly little brains aren't capable of thought. This idea is reinforced when thousands of young girls are counted as prizes of plunder alongside animals and jewels. This book is gross. This god is gross. Men are gross. Th...

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, as well as the practice of slaughtering lambs for sacrifice, which is apparently still a thing. Gross. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help s...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 28: The Daily Offerings / The Sabbath and Monthly Offerings / The Offerings at the Appointed Feasts; and chapter 29: (cont.). These chapters are legit just Boomers breaking down the process to Zoomers, and yeah it's exactly as annoying as you'd think. But we do learn that God eats thru his nose, so that's a thing. Thank you for stopping by Sacrile...

Husband and Wife answer questions about Zelophehad's daughters, who may not have actually existed. We also talk about Pride and Prejudice, Fiddler on the Roof, the Angel of Death, and Batman. Because obviously. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrileg...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 26: The Numbering of Israel in Moab / The Tribe of Levi / Only Caleb and Joshua Survive; and chapter 27: The Request of Zelophehad's Daughters / Moses Appoints Joshua as His Successor. This section reminded us why it's called Numbers and we are very, very sorry for it. Women's Lib gets a mention and that's really the only thing worth mentionin...

Husband and Wife answer questions about this god Ba'al and that god Ba'al and those gods Baal and Zeus and Yahweh and rain and candles and somebody fucked a bull and I don't even know. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 24: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.) / Balaam's Prophecy; and chapter 25: Israel Worships Baal-peor. People just never learn! And so of course they get all plagued and murdery. Wife does lots of clapping and rants about rapers. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our po...

Husband and Wife answer questions about prophets in general and Balaam in particular. We learn more about foreskins and dreams. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podcast by purchasing some of our atheist and scien...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 22: Balak Sends for Balaam / The Angel and Balaam's / Balaam Blesses Israel; and chapter 23: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.). God hardcore gaslights Balaam and we lose our collective. A donkey speaks but we're so worked up that this hardly makes a blip on our radar. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out t...

Husband and Wife answer questions about Moses' punishment, as well as the Caduceus. In a shocking twist, we learn that God is a . Also, it turns out we weren't even talking about the right stick. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscour...