S H Y T P O S T Media

Do you rock the SOFT HANDS!? Catch up with THE BOYS in another action packed episode! The Fedex Cup Playoffs are LIT AF! Are the Indianapolis Colts a sh*thole franchise? Does Tractorcito still have the juice? Which moments in life had the boys F*CKED UP!? Soak those hands in some cream and TAP IN!

THE S**T YOU CAN FIND ONLINE! Check out another week of the sports talk and general BS only these f**ks can provide. Beach takes you on a 100% ACCURATE TAKE FILLED RANT of the AFC East. What notorious criminals would they take on a NICE STEAK DINNER? TAP IN... Anyone want cereal?

SLOW DOWN! Catch up with another episode of THE BOYS! JB is on a WILD ride right now and isn't sure what to do with his hands. VODKA WATERS!? AFC North RUNS though our boy BIG CHODE JOE! Do you like d***s? Cause this episode is FULL of them. SHOOT YOUR SHOT AND TAP IN!!

SEVENTY! In this one, The Boys decide to deal out some relationship and life advice by reading some "Dear Abby" columns. Wait what? BUT YOU KNOW THEY STILL ON THEIR B***S***!! MLB trade deadline has come and gone DID STL MAKE A MOVE!? The NFC North is gonna be a BATTLE! Hide ya thumbs cause WE WANT EM!

SIXTY NINE!? Come hangout with another episode of THE BOYS! Kyle makes his grand return and his audio is POOPY! Are the AZ Cardinals an actual dumpster fire? MLB Trade deadline is here and The Boys are ON EDGE. Over/Under win totals? Let's do it! Rylan is here too so yeah TAP IN CUZ.

GET A BUCKET AND A MOP! It's another episode of THE BOYS! Catch up with your favorite idiots. JB has a PROBLEM! Beach takes the piss out of a former NFL cornerback. Last golf major of the year is set up to be a BANGER! Are the Cardinals back?? Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair? Wait, what!?

Bust out the Mitchell & Ness throwbacks and TAP IN to another episode of THE BOYS! This week the boys draft their all time favorite threads from sports. JB got a parking ticket? BULLS***! The NFC South? Let's talk about it son. Be sure to drain your snake in a local pool and whatever you do DON'T GO UNDER!

The St. Louis Cardinals have the boys down BAD! Kyle is back in the studio and has a lot to chat you up about! Rickie Fowler is BACK in a big way and Beach DON'T GIVE A F***. Who tf pays that much for Dillion Brooks!? The Boys are in the restaurant game now and you won't BELIEVE what they've got cooking! STOP. DROP. SHUT EM DOWN AND TAP IN CUH!

Good thing we had another open mic episode planned we are running LIGHT! Join Beach, C.J and our guest Rylan as we breakdown some sports talk! We also talk about the nonstop party that was the Ozarks trip! JB IS ON SOME PATRICK SWAYZE? Why does he wanna roundhouse Beach? COLLEGE FOOTBALL WHERE YOU AT?

IT'S OPEN MIC NIGHT! Our pal Ronnie joins the show to dump all over Cardinals baseball! It's a bad week for Florida sports teams in championship games! Horse sized ducks? We got 'em. DUCK SIZED HORSES!? WE GOT 'EM TOO! Y'all better tap in or GTFO!

BAW GAWD LIV AND PGA ARE TOGETHER!? The Boys are shooketh and they have a lot to unpack on this one. Stanley Cup and NBA Finals are a'happening so tap in for that. You want a mock draft? WE GOT ONE! Football szn can't get here soon enough. Be a guy and give us 5 stars and follow us across the socials!!

DRINK DRINK DRINK! The Boys are here to draft their top adult drinks! JB and the Miami Heat are going to the FINALS! C.J rounds out the show with a round of "Over-rated, Under-rated" and he has some DOOZIES!! Don't misquote us when we say you'll wanna tap in to this one!

BUTTHOLES!? We've got em! America has a new sweetheart and his name is BLOCK! JB is feeling dangerous and is riding high with the Miami Heat! The internet has some questions, and THE BOYS have the answers! Tap into another hot and fresh episode NOW and make sure to take the dog out of the room!

Sixty Episodes! Catch up with The Boys as they talk some sports-ball for your earholes. JB's drunk on a plane? I think a country song was wrote about that. C.J has some stuff and things to say about the Cardinals. ANOTHER ROUND OF MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS? Hey Bryson, SUCK IT! We've got golf bets hot for ya just TAP IN DADDY!

DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL! The Boys are BACK with another installment of THE DRAFT! Here them draft their favorite TV series in a five-round event. We've got some NBA and NHL playoffs stuff in here too don't worry about that G. How about some horrific date stories to really get your crank spinning? TAP TAP TAPPY TAP IN BRAH.

Catch up with THE BOYS! NHL Playoffs are a thing, so are the NBA Playoffs and we'll let Kyle fix you up real nice for them! Who won the NFL Draft? Beach has a SHOCKER for you on that one. Wait a minute, this is a Just One Beer episode now!? Let's talk about some iconic T.V characters. HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.B YOU SON OF A BITCH!

NFL DRAFT IS HERE! Listen to The Boys talk about who they have pegged to go in the top 5. Which left footed punter will New England draft? C.J has 60 seconds to shit on the Cardinals, getcha ears primed for that. JB and Kyle are HUGE hockey guys now. Aaron Rodgers, Mister Rodgers, Steve Rodgers DON'T MATTER TAP IN BRAH.

HAHA IT'S 4/20 HOMIES! Listen to The Boys talk some sports and stuff. Beach has never been purposely high before, WTF!? C.J, Kyle, and JB are ZOOTED. Hey bros you hungry? Let's talk about the munchies. NBA Playoffs are here and The Boys hand out their season awards. TAP THE F*** IN YA BUM!

Come get a taste of episode 55 of THE BOYS! Brooks Koepka CHOKED in Augusta, shocker. C.J takes a dump on his favorite baseball team, shocker. If you're a beat writer for the NFL go jump off a BRIDGE. Did you know the pyramids are built upside down? Must be a C O N S P I R A C Y !

FORE! "The Boys" getcha ready for a big weekend in golf and draft their all time celebrity smokeshows. Check out the socials and keep in TAPPED IN on S H Y T P O S T !!

PLAY BALL! Opening Day in the MLB is here and The Boys are BOUT THAT ACTION BOSS. It's also WRESTLEMANIA weekend as well, ALSO BOUT THAT ACTION. Tap into another episode NOW!

The Boys are like Akon and are LOCKED UP AND THEY WON'T LET US OUT! Hear their brand of bs again this week. Woo Pig! Kansas went down in a SHOCKER! What team should hand Lamar the Bag? Why do The Boys feel the need to commit tax fraud? Cardinals Baseball is around the corner too. LOCK YA CHEEKS AND TAP IN!

BANG! March Madness is here, listen to The Boys discuss the action. NFL Free Agency is a'buzzin, listen to these idiots talk about it. Death row for tax evasion? That is on the menu for today! WEST VIRGINIA, MOUNTAIN MAMA. Grab some pizza pockets and tastee-o's and meet me in the CHILLI RING!

HALFWAY TO ONE HUNDRED! Catch The Boys on a hot episode. March Madness is around the corner. You ever have the urge to eat aquarium gravel? Someone tell these rich whites to GET BENT. Did someone say shots of sand? BURNING QUESTIONS, HOT ANSWERS!

The Boys draft their top five video game characters! Oh, you wanna hear some sports? WELL, we've got that in this episode too. Hypothetically, if your b-hole was located somewhere else where would you put it? Yes you've read that right. LET US SHAKE HANDS AND TAP IN!!