The S. Anthony Says Podcast

S. Anthony Says...

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The S. Anthony Says Podcast

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santhonythomas.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Winning Habits & Soccer (#325) 01.07.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Soccer's slim chance of being a big sport in the USA Dying friendships Creating Winning Habits   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 52:40   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @sant...

I'm Back! (#324) 24.06.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about taking a week off from podcasting for the first time ever and how it's important to take a vacation BEFORE you NEED it Plus... S. Anthony's "Over the top evil theory"  Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 58:20   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Suppo...

Beautiful Quicksand and a "First Five" Update (#323) 10.06.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony makes an important update to the episode "First Five #321" Tells the story of his choice to avoid "Beautiful Quicksand" Talks about a funny trip to the corner store   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 51:09   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: ...

Lonely Sundays & Hot Coals (#322) 04.06.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about everyone's need of a day off from everyday life and how your barbecue grill can teach you a lot about your personal relationships   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 48:10   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays...

Beware The Mental Bodyguard (#320) 20.05.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony warns you about your "Mental Bodyguard" S. Anthony talks about people who do bad things to others without thinking about the consequences      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 44:19   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays  ...

The Truth, Mother's Day & Hater Friends (#319) 13.05.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony doesn't like people around him who aren't honest A Happy Mother's Day Message Hater Friends     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 42:50   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @sa...

Cop Stops & Granny Sweetbutt (#318) 07.05.2018

In this episode...  How having personal rituals can keep you out of trouble The Return of Granny Sweetbutt   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 45:09   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Sho...

#BastidArmy Favorites (#317) 29.04.2018

In this episode...    Some of the #BastidArmy's favorite clips:   Sour Cream Butt #152 The Mafia Boss Called Old Age #148 Dollar Store Disrespect #180   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 81:51   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on tw...

The Big Five Oooh! (#316) 22.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Hitting the big 50 and friends who take advantage of you                 Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 44:53   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythom...

Starbucks & Super Sexy Cops (#315) 15.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: The Starbucks controversy and a super sexy cop                  Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 46:30   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Show...

Conor McGregor & Conspiracy Theories (#314) 08.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: The Conor McGregor bus incident & Weird conspiracy theories                   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 46:34   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhon...

Butt Whippings & Body Fat (#313) 01.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about:   The struggles and joys of being two generations away from getting butt whippings The theory that body fat is ruining your life... on purpose                      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 43:31   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support...

Slaps, Vegans & Facebook Data (#312) 25.03.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Seeing a guy he hates get slapped... and feeling guilty for enjoying it  A Guilty Vegan Friend                                                                                                   How we should check out our friends on Facebook to see if they're nuts                          Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remembe...

I Am… THE CHOCOLATE TICKET! (#311) 18.03.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: How he became THE CHOCOLATE TICKET Technology taking over our homes... and maybe even more                                Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 47:10   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Fol...

Wait a SECOND! (#310) 11.03.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Losing an hour for Daylight Savings Time SUCKS! The Dirty Basketball Play that went viral & A near bar brawl  "Wait A SECOND!" aka The GREATEST SEX STORY EVER! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 45:52   Show Store: cafepre...

The Severely Sleep Deprived Episode (#309) 04.03.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Sweet tree lovin' and evil plants A weird nephew story The Granny Sweetbutt tag team Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 46:23   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow...

The Legend of "Blook" & "Puddin'" (#308) 25.02.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: A fight outside of a corner store that created "Blook" The origin of "Puddin" People that cross boundaries Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 46:05   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/san...

Outtakes And Extras (#307) 18.02.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony releases some outtakes from shows you never got to hear Snow Days & Dentists Kids plot against you Stress tests & Mad People The Club & Workout Pain Pills Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 120:40   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysa...

S. Anthony Is PERVPROOF! (#306) 11.02.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about passing his own "I'm NOT a pervert test", the disrespecting of Winter Olympic Athletes... and the return of Granny Sweetbutt Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 44:37   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the sh...

Eagles…Super Bowl CHAMPS! (#305) 05.02.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about the Eagles being Super Bowl Champs and an embarrassing basketball story Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 35:15   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitte...

Me Happy = Wrong & Granny Sweetbutt Returns (#304) 29.01.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about how an old girlfriend thought S. Anthony being too happy was a bad thing The return of Granny Sweetbutt Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 47:25   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhon...

#SAnthonyHelpsYOU (#303) 21.01.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about how to use a cab like a genius. How to use 7-11 to find out if your boyfriend or girlfriend is nuts The "bluetooth improv" story Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 45:44   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support th...

Hawaii Nuke Scare And Being My Own Best Friend (#302) 15.01.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about the nuclear scare in Hawaii and his choice to become his own best friend Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 38:45   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitt...

Hi Facebook! Bye Facebook? (#301) 07.01.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about his recent big problem with Facebook and his theory that many times threats are more effective than actually following through on the threat. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 49:07   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays...

Eff Resolutions & I Could Never Be In A Cult (#300) 31.12.2017

In this episode... (Number 300!!!!!) S. Anthony talks about his hatred of New Year's Resolutions and how he could never be in a cult. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 48:01   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       F...

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