The S. Anthony Says Podcast

S. Anthony Says...

Comedy EN ↓ 287 episodes

Comedian. Work in Perpetual Progress.

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The S. Anthony Says Podcast

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Comedy

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santhonythomas.com

Latest episode

Oct 19, 2026

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Episodes

Gain It, Then Lose It, Then Gain It Again (#335) 16.09.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about getting too many compliments, losing weight and forgiving a guy who is a piece of crap Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 50:09   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @sant...

Junk Juice and Old Dads (#334) 09.09.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about his realization that he may never have kids and how being an old dad has it's problems... funny problems. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 48:37   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @s...

The Middle Age Reaper (#333) 03.09.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about how he refuses to have a middle age crisis and the MIDDLE AGE REAPER Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 50:10   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Show...

Food Fights And Gym Arrogance (#332) 26.08.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about the difficulties of losing weight when your friends don't have to, and the arrogance of his gym buddies. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 51:52   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @sa...

Alright, I'm Done Here! (#331) 19.08.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about the times in our lives when SOMEONE ELSE does something, and YOU get so embarrased you say, "Alright, I'm Done Here!" Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 54:55   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on...

Guilt (#330) 12.08.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about Guilt. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 52:26   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Show website: santhonysays.com   YouTube Channel:  https://www.yout...

Black Sheep & Semi A-Holes (#329) 05.08.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about his theory that having one black sheep in the family isn't always the worst thing and how you can use a person's "Lie Pattern" to your advantage Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 51:45   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santh...

The Machines OWN US!! (#328) 23.07.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony warns... The Machines OWN US! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 52:08   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Show website: santhonysays.com   YouTube Channel:  https...

I Digress… For An Hour (#327) 15.07.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony digresses for about an hour. Didn't you see the title? Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 57:15   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Show website: santhonysays.com...

Standup Is My Wife (#326) 08.07.2018

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about:   Social media not being as fun anymore Standup Comedy is his wife His newfound "love" of his car   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 56:52   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @sa...

Winning Habits & Soccer (#325) 01.07.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Soccer's slim chance of being a big sport in the USA Dying friendships Creating Winning Habits   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 52:40   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @sant...

I'm Back! (#324) 24.06.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about taking a week off from podcasting for the first time ever and how it's important to take a vacation BEFORE you NEED it Plus... S. Anthony's "Over the top evil theory"  Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 58:20   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Suppo...

Beautiful Quicksand and a "First Five" Update (#323) 10.06.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony makes an important update to the episode "First Five #321" Tells the story of his choice to avoid "Beautiful Quicksand" Talks about a funny trip to the corner store   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 51:09   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: ...

Lonely Sundays & Hot Coals (#322) 04.06.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about everyone's need of a day off from everyday life and how your barbecue grill can teach you a lot about your personal relationships   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 48:10   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays...

Beware The Mental Bodyguard (#320) 20.05.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony warns you about your "Mental Bodyguard" S. Anthony talks about people who do bad things to others without thinking about the consequences      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 44:19   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays  ...

The Truth, Mother's Day & Hater Friends (#319) 13.05.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony doesn't like people around him who aren't honest A Happy Mother's Day Message Hater Friends     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 42:50   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @sa...

Cop Stops & Granny Sweetbutt (#318) 07.05.2018

In this episode...  How having personal rituals can keep you out of trouble The Return of Granny Sweetbutt   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 45:09   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Sho...

#BastidArmy Favorites (#317) 29.04.2018

In this episode...    Some of the #BastidArmy's favorite clips:   Sour Cream Butt #152 The Mafia Boss Called Old Age #148 Dollar Store Disrespect #180   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 81:51   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on tw...

The Big Five Oooh! (#316) 22.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Hitting the big 50 and friends who take advantage of you                 Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 44:53   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythom...

Starbucks & Super Sexy Cops (#315) 15.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: The Starbucks controversy and a super sexy cop                  Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 46:30   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Show...

Conor McGregor & Conspiracy Theories (#314) 08.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: The Conor McGregor bus incident & Weird conspiracy theories                   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 46:34   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhon...

Butt Whippings & Body Fat (#313) 01.04.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about:   The struggles and joys of being two generations away from getting butt whippings The theory that body fat is ruining your life... on purpose                      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 43:31   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support...

Slaps, Vegans & Facebook Data (#312) 25.03.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Seeing a guy he hates get slapped... and feeling guilty for enjoying it  A Guilty Vegan Friend                                                                                                   How we should check out our friends on Facebook to see if they're nuts                          Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remembe...

I Am… THE CHOCOLATE TICKET! (#311) 18.03.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: How he became THE CHOCOLATE TICKET Technology taking over our homes... and maybe even more                                Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 47:10   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Fol...

Wait a SECOND! (#310) 11.03.2018

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Losing an hour for Daylight Savings Time SUCKS! The Dirty Basketball Play that went viral & A near bar brawl  "Wait A SECOND!" aka The GREATEST SEX STORY EVER! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 45:52   Show Store: cafepre...

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