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THIS IS GWAR MOVIE REVIEW Good evening and salutations Earth Humans, it is I, Chadderus Urungus, here to tell you about an evil, grotesque, heavy metal band called GWAR. Spawning from the sick minds of Dave Brockie (Lead Singer) and Hunter Jackson (Filmmaker), GWAR has been decapitating heads and squirting blood in audiences faces for […]

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO THE UNIVERSE MOVIE REVIEW Uhhhh hey baby, there’s like, a new Beavis and Butthead movie streaming on Paramount Plus. It’s like pretty cool if you’re not a buttmunch about it. Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe is like, I don’t know, a spiritual successor to Beavis and Butthead Do America. Your […]

DAWN BREAKS BEHIND THE EYES MOVIE REVIEW We’ve all been there. Your rich family bequeaths an old, German, castle for you and your husband to enjoy. But, oopsie poopsies, turns out this old mound of bricks is haunted… or is it? Today we’re reviewing Dawn Breaks Behind The Eyes, directed by Kevin Kopacka, and starring […]

HUSTLE MOVIE REVIEW Melina, Chad, Ryan, and TC take on the seemingly dangerous task of watching an Adam Sandler movie and surviving with mental wellness intact. But don’t be fooled. This isn’t a standard wacky voiced, inexplicably hot wife, hanging out in an exotic location with SNL alum friends performing a very thin, shallow plot […]

CHOOSE OR DIE MOVIE REVIEW Directed by Toby Meakins and starring Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Eddie Marsan, and Robert Englund, this new horror film Choose Or Die is named after a phrase given to unwitting gamers, who try to play the 80’s game, CURS>R. The game (implied by its own title) basically curses the player […]

WE’RE ALL GOING TO THE WORLD’S FAIR MOVIE REVIEW You may not ever achieve mega stardom in the dope show but The World’s Fair challenge is open to all those with the courage to sit through the sponsored ads! We’re All Going to the World’s Fair, written and directed by Jane Schoenbrun, is about a […]

SEVERANCE SERIES REVIEW In a world where your time off the clock and your time at work are literally separated, we have Severance. Showrunner Ben Stiller, yes that Ben Stiller, leads Adam Scott’s character Mark through a labyrinth of winding white hallways built by an unscrupulous corporation whose aim is certainly not employee satisfaction. Join […]

METAL LORDS MOVIE REVIEW What’s up shredders? Today on the Screener Squad we have Marcos, Rae, Ryan, and Chad reviewing the new movie Metal Lords, available to stream on Netflix. The film follows a group of misfits just trying to find their place in life, while trying to sound hardcore in the process. Tempers flare, […]