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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a dog that he inherited from his deceased father. Meanwhile, OP's mother has gotten remarried to a new guy. Unfortunately, the step-father is allergic to dogs, so OP's mom decides that OP has to get rid of the dog. OP is 17 years old, so takes his dog to his grandpa's place and lives there. His mother completely flips out and is shocked that he would chos...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a careless Karen causes a three-car accident while driving. Even though she's the person who was at fault, she demanded that OP call the cops. Sure thing, lady! The cops arrive, quickly determine that Karen was at fault, and then throw her in cuffs because she was driving without insurance. Why on earth would you call the cops when you're the person who's...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young girl who has an apartment next to some really creepy neighbors. She notices that the father of the household is constantly staring at her through her large windows, so she decides to put up one-way mirror film along her mirrors. She can see out, but the neighbors can't see in. These neighbors actually have the audacity to come knock on her door and...

r/Maliciouscompliance OP is a trucker who has to make a pit stop every 2-3 hours to relieve himself. During one of his regularly scheduled pit stops, he has to go in a bottle instead of off the side of the road. Well, a cop pulls him over and suspects that he's up to no good, and the cop demands OP prove that he wasn't doing anything illegal. OP happily complies by handing over a bottle of his war...

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, we have a chilling story from 2019, before all of the craziness of 2020. OP went on a cruise ship, and also on this cruise ship was an entitled mom and her extremely sick entitled kid. The entitled mom could have made the sick kid stay in his room while he recovered, but nope! She allowed her kid to spread the disease all over the cruise ship until virtually t...

r/Askreddit Have you ever had a coworker from hell? The Reddit users in these posts share their stories of the absolute worst of the worst coworkers. We've got one guy who likes to play with himself (to completion!) in the middle of a crowded office, toxic coworkers who haze female employees, and idiotic liars. Who is your coworker from hell? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

r/Prorevenge What does OP do when he discovers that his wife is cheating on him with a doctor? Does he confront her and call her names? Does he kick her out of the house? Nope! He plays the long con and patiently pursues a devious revenge plan over the course of 3 years. At the end of it all, he ends up with the house, the money, the kids, and even a new girl! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP wife is acting completely crazy. She claims that OP's cats are constantly waking her up in the middle of the night. OP decides to see how noisy his cats really are, so he pretends to go to asleep but instead spends all night listening to the cats. The cats are quiet all night, but in the morning his wife whines that the cats kept her up. When he confronts her...

r/Militarystories In today's episode, a bunch of army veterans were put back into basic training due to bureaucratic red tape. When these seasoned veterans go to help set up a shooting range, a bunch of drill sergeants immediately jump on the veterans and start screaming at them. Well, they picked on the wrong soldiers, because the veterans quickly establish the pecking order in hilarious fashion!...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets his $2500 bicycle stolen by some spoiled teenager. Luckily, he's able to find that his bike is being sold on Facebook marketplace, so he goes to confront the teen. He's surprised to discover that the teenager's mom is there with the bike, trying to sell it. He calls the cops to get the teenager arrested, and later the teen's dad calls up OP for some good...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is helping his friend resolve a bogus ambulance bill that is most definitely illegal. He calls up the ambulance company to try to resolve things peacefully, but the representative on the phone is less than helpful. She yells, "So sue me!" The thing is, OP is a lawyer, so he's more than happy to maliciously comply with that request! After he files the la...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has chronic ear infections and is deaf. She can't hear anything without her hearing aids, and unfortunately she can't wear her aids when she has an ear infection flare up. Her boss decides that she still has to work anyway, so he puts her on phone duty. A deaf person... on phone duty. When OP doesn't answer the phones, the boss yells at her. Dude, what...

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices....

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP was in Texas during the power outage. For some reason, his crazy neighbor Karen decides that she would rather live in OP's house during the outage, so she comes up and knocks on his door, demanding to live in his house. OP turns her down (obviously), so she forces her way inside and refuses to leave. Luckily, OP is able to trick her out of the house by tell...

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP lives next to a couple of idiots who love to throw loud, late night parties in their house. During their most recent shindig, the neighbors allow all of their guests to park on OP's property. But OP was prepared for this -- she works at a tow truck company! She called her office and had dozens of their cars towed away. Maybe next time you won't park like a bunch...

r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from people who have amazing stories to tell, but nobody on Reddit has ever asked the right question. We've got possums eating sandwiches, people losing their wallets on murder scenes, and a guy who loses thousands of dollars from Uber Eats just because he bought some chicken nuggets. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Redd...

r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP has a boyfriend who is constantly using Tinder, even though they've been in a committed relationship for 3 years. At least, she THINKS they have a committed relationship. When OP catches her boyfriend in one too many lies, she decides that enough is enough and it's time to end their relationship permanently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who's taking online classes at her school. She needs to leave the class session to attend to feminine hygiene, so she messages her teacher to ask for permission to leave. The teacher refuses, and tells her that she should control herself better. OP decides to report her teacher, which could result in the teacher getting fired. Is OP the butth...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister-in-law is an absolute mega-Karen who is constantly blowing all of her money in get rich quick schemes. Karen ropes OP's wife into a scheme. OP's wife withdraws a huge chunk of their life savings to invest in an MLM scheme. OP tells his wife that if she doesn't return the money, he's going to divide all of their finances because he can't trust her any...

r/Maliciouscompliance OP decides to do some shopping at a convenience store, where he happens to find some packaged salami. Delighted, he buys the seemingly innocent meat and takes it home to eat. However, when he unpackages the ancient and terrible beast, he discovers a foe that no mere mortal could defeat. He takes the stinky sausage back to the convenience store, where the clerk demands OP to u...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a fast food joint and a Karen takes over as a new manager. On her very first day on the job, Karen retreats to the office and completely ignores the business so she can watch TV. She was even scheduled to work the line that day, so all the other workers were working a man down due to her laziness. The workers eventually become too stressed out...

r/Entitledparents OP is a pepper head! He loves all things spicy, so he decides to make himself some ultra spicy hot wings. Unbeknownst to OP, his roommate's friend (the entitled mother) comes over with her kid. The entitled mother sees the chicken wings sitting on the counter, so what does she do? Naturally, she steals a wing and gives it to her precious child. The poor kid eats it and immediatel...

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is struggling with some of the worst professors imaginable. He's got one professor, professor sleazy, who has a habit of making passes at young male students. He has another professor who treats her students unfairly and hands out grades based on favoritism. Eventually, one of his professors makes the mistake of propositioning him through email, so OP takes the...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP graciously decides to be a surrogate for her sister, who has troubles for fertility. The problem is that OP's sister keeps pretending that she's the one who's pregnant. When OP and her sister go shopping, a considerate worker offers OP a chair because, well, she is actually pregnant. OP's sister flips out and says that she's the one who deserves the chair bec...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP works as an assistant at a big fancy company with lots of highly paid specialists. OP's coworkers gathered around to talk about how great it is to have money and how much they don't respect people who are poor. OP said that she's poor, so does that mean they don't respect her? Amazingly, her coworkers responded by saying that she was being disrespectful. What...