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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a safety officer on construction sites. It's his job to make sure that all crane operations are performed safely. One of his coworkers steals his job right from under his nose by sucking up to the boss. OP realizes that this guy is incredibly incompetent at crane safety, so he basically just steps back and waits for the guy to screw up. The idiot cowork...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an incredibly bizarre experience with his boss at work. He decides to quit and he gives them his 2 week's notice. His boss refuses to accept the two week notice and demands that OP continues to work after his final day. OP basically just shrugs and says "nope." Then, the boss has the incredibly dumb idea of saying "If you don't come in to work after...

r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, do you hate money? Do you love working for a sexist jerk who think that he's the next Tony Stark? Then I've got the perfect job for you! This "employer" is looking for a cute girl to work as his fulltime UNPAID secretary. But don't worry! Once his business becomes profitable, he will finally start paying you a salary. Just think of the potential! You could become his very...

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP tells the horror story of what it's like to live with parents to treat their children like their own personal property. OP is trying to go out and live her own life, but her parents want to keep her at home as a full-time unpaid nanny for their younger kids. OP tried to go out and get a job, but her parents flipped out because they were about to lose their...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is the breadwinner in the family and her husband doesn't work. Her husband wants to go golfing with his buddies, but OP insists that they need to save money to fix their broken roof. So instead of accepting her answer, the husband decides to steal $6,000 from his wife's account to buy expensive golf clubs for a weekend getaway with the boys. When OP finds out...

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly stupid boss who thinks that OP is expendable, even though he very much isn't. OP gets fired and takes a healthy severance package. A few weeks later, OP gets a call from his boss BEGGING him to come back to work and save the company from bankruptcy. OP agrees, but only if the boss pays him $450 per hour. Who said revenge doesn't pay? Learn more...

r/Storiesaboutkevin Are you ready for stories about some of the DUMBEST people to ever walk the earth? These people are so dumb that they couldn't figure out how to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom. For example, one Kevin thinks that all Chinese people are black, and another person thinks that the sun makes noise, which causes the "summer noise." How dumb can...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is being terrorized by one of the worst kinds of villains: an office food thief! OP investigates and catches the dirty food thief red handed as he was literally sitting down to eat OP's lunch. OP confronts the food thief and embarrasses him in front of the entire office. Some coworkers said that OP went too far by embarrassing the food thief. What do you thin...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a new father who discovers that his wife has a terrible habit of leaving their newborn baby unattended in the car while she runs errands. He confronts her about this habit, and she promises to change her behavior. Later, he notices his wife's car at a gas station and stops to say hello. When he realizes that his wife left their child in her UNLOCKED car, h...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP buys a home out in the country to enjoy a quiet life. A property development firm buys up all of the surrounding land and turns the quiet neighborhood into a suburb. The developers then start pressuring OP into joining an HOA. OP refuses, which causes them to constantly harass OP over and over about the HOA. OP eventually gets sick of it and hires a law...

r/Choosingbeggars Who needs to be paid in dollars when you can get paid in HAMBURGERS AND BUTT MEDICINE?! In today's episode, we've got the deal of a lifetime that you'd have to be a fool to pass up. This choosing beggar wants to buy a car in exchange for free hamburgers and suppositories. Let's be honest, that's what you were going to spend the money on anyways, right? So you may as well skip a s...

r/Talesfromtechsupport In today's episode, the new boss in an IT department decides that he's the most important person there, so he literally steals another worker's email. Unfortunately for Mr. Boss, this new email address gets Very Important emails that must be addressed immediately. The worker tries to warn his boss about these emails, but the boss ignores him. Eventually, the inevitable happe...

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled family learns the hard way that "the customer is always right" doesn't really apply to the world of commercial air travel. This entitled family lets their spoiled children constantly run up and down the aisles, which leads to a confrontation between the parents and the plane staff. Things eventually get so heated that the the pilot has to make an e...

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a skilled cook who has cracked the code on cooking competitions. She knows exactly what type of recipes online cooking competitions are looking for, so she knows how to submit the winning recipe and secure the prize money. However, on one competition, the person running the contest stiffs OP on her prize money. She decides to scam the scammer by tricking him...

r/Nuclearrevenge In today's episode, OP has to deal with an incredibly toxic landlord and his corrupt wife. OP gets tired of dealing with his landlord's harassment, so he decides to investigate some of his landlord's strange behavior. Why doesn't the landlord just file an eviction notice? Well, it's because the landlord can't legally rent out that property because he and his wife forged illegal go...

r/TIFU Today's episode is a wild one... It's a story about how OP obliterated his wife's pet fish. Yes, the story really is as ridiculous as it sounds. The family fish was dying, and OP's wife asked him to put it out of its misery. Does OP give the fish a dignified end? No, of course not! He tries to Thanos snap the fish out of existence by smashing it into a million pieces. Now the beloved fish i...

r/AmITheA**hole We've all heard the story before: "It's either me or the pet!" Normally, you expect that argument to be about a cat or a dog, but this time it's about a horse. OP is a horse girl who loves spending time at the farm with her horse. Her new boyfriend absolute hates her horse and demands that she sells it. He even refuses to allow her to spend time at the farm, insisting that she shou...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an absolutely insane interaction with a teacher. OP wasn't able to finish a homework assignment because he was literally in a coma for a few days. The teacher refuses to believe him, so she demands that OP does the homework anyway. OP complies by handwriting the homework on hospital stationary, and also includes a few photos of himself hooked up to...

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP inadvertently destroys an wedding! OP's friend was cheated on, and then mysteriously her friend lost her wedding dress and jewelry. Later, OP gets invited to the ex husband's wedding, where she recognizes the stolen wedding dress and jewelry. OP alerts her friend, who calls the cops on them DURING the wedding! People are unsurprisingly furious about the weddi...

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an interesting encounter with airport security. He was wearing a jacket without a shirt underneath, and the TSA demanded that he take off his jacket. He tried to warn them that he wasn't wearing a shirt underneath so that's probably a bad idea, but the security guard doubled down. Eventually the manager got involved in this story of airport maliciou...

r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, are you looking for a man? Well to get this prime specimen of masculinity, all you have to do submit a girlfriend application. This guy is looking for a stupid, submissive girl who will cook 3 meals a day and has no guy friends. To make it even creepier, he's also got some strong opinions about race. He wants a submissive Japanese waifu who will worship her husbando by se...

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a pokemon-esque encounter with a wild Karen! OP was playing a Pokemon game on her switch while she was on her break at work. A little kid sees OP playing the game and asks to play it as well. OP warns that her break is over soon, which causes the child's mother to flip out on OP and demand that she leaves behind her switch so the kid can play on it. OP...

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is in a minor car collision with a dude who turns out to be a total scammer. The scammer drags his feet with the insurance info and tries to trick OP into paying him over $2,000 in bogus repair costs. OP realizes that he's getting scammed, so the turns the tables on the scammer and takes him to court, where the judge awards OP $5,000! Be careful who you scam, sc...

r/Tinder Feeling lonely? Looking for some love and affection? Well all you have to do is download Tinder and experience the joys and wonders of online dating! If you're wondering what Tinder is like, the users in today's episode will show you what's in store, like one guy who wants his date to passionately hug her dog, and woman will absolutely WILL NOT go on cheap dates. Also, you get a whole bun...

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP works as a waiter at a restaurant. One of the customers gets an attitude and starts smoking in the restaurant, despite frequent requests from management to cut it out. Eventually, OP gets pushed past his limit and he drags the belligerent customer out of the restaurant and throws him out onto the street, injuring him. OP quickly realizes that he massively overreacted...