Roz & Mocha

The Damnits celebrate Mariah Carey’s birthday. New study says people over 45 shouldn’t shovel snow. Jasmin Paris who made history by becoming the first woman to finish one of the world's hardest ultramarathons, the notorious Barkley Marathons in Tennessee,  joins us on the show. Plus, we learn the term ‘Crumb Bum’. 

The latest on Kate Middleton. Highlights from the 2024 Juno Awards. We’re running low on Maple Syrup. Shohei Ohtani speaks out after translator allegedly steals from him. The door from Titanic sells for record price at auction. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs mansion raided by Homeland Security. Plus, an update on new music from Lady Gaga.  

Why Roz doesn’t cry while cutting onions. Our thoughts on white hair. Do we play a puzzle or do a puzzle? Does Mocha have little man syndrome?  Plus, what is the most shocking things we’ve ever witnessed? 

Could we go 6 days without the Internet? What is our favorite monster?? If we could be on one sports team for a day which team would we pick? 

Damnit Maurie chats with Ricky Martin about ‘Palm Royale’ and 25 years of ‘Livin La Vida Loca’! What you should never wear on the first date. Maestro Fresh Wes joins us to chat about being inducted to the Canadian Music Hall Of Fame. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – bringing it back to 2013 when we relive our chat about the Cronut, we chat about loyalty and how old are our ears?

This week on Roz and Mocha Fix My Life, an update on a failed relationship, a guy who just can’t take a hint and what to do when you know who vandalized your car?! 

We call Dublin for St. Patrick’s Day. We’ll run down everything that Mark Wahlberg eats in a day. ‘Canada’s Got Talent’ judges Kardi & Trish Status chat about the new season. Plus, a new AI song mixing ‘Baby Got Back’ with ‘My Humps’ you won’t want to miss! 

Justin Timberlake releases new album ‘Everything I Thought It Was’. Toronto Police suggest leaving your car keys near front door to avoid home invaders. ‘The Bear’ renewed for Season 4. Drake helps out pregnant fan with $25, 000. Aaron Taylor Johnson could be your new James Bond. Kate Middleton might have been spotted. Travis Kelce could host ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader’.? Plus, Facebook br...

Good smoothie advice. What’s the point in our life where you look back and think, ‘What if we didn’t change?’ Describing what our bedroom looked like growing up.

What advice do we have for waking up early? Have we ever told our pets our name? Do we text/message someone to ask permission to call? Does our partner have/ had a hobby that we didn’t enjoy?

Patton Oswalt joins us to chat ‘Manhunt’. We chat with some of your favourite Toronto FC players. Adult fans worry ‘Harry Potter star Miriam Margolyes . The Kate Middleton photo drama. Plus we try Pepsi and milk!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – What is the best movie soundtrack? A compliment vs. insult. Plus, we’re going back to 2013 when we learned you can place people under a citizen’s arrest. 

This week on Roz and Mocha Fix My Life, someone needs help with a fundraiser, another person needs help communicating with a friend, plus, someone’s spouse is crossing the line with the alarm clock. 

The thumbs up emoji is considered rude. Tons of Oscars coverage. Mocha and Kevin Hart have lots in common. A Idaho teenager survived a horrific car crash that saw her catapulted into the air and hanging on a power line. Plus, we chat Micro Shorts. 

Toronto Blue Jays unveil new slogan. Just For Laughs Toronto canceled. Sam Neil’s son farted on Princess Diana. Josh Brolin talks about poem he wrote about Timothee Chalamet. Millie Bobby Brown talks about her accent. RIP Eric Carmen. Justin Timberlake teases song with NSYNC. 

Who in our life makes us laugh the most? When did we know we ‘made it’. What is one word we’d want to be remembered as? Would Maria ever consider going on ‘The Bachelor’?

Who on the show thinks that they have the most ‘Rizz?’ Are we all babies when we get sick? Is there an ‘Easter Egg’ hiding in our new show commercial? For Mocha, if Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Drake were to invite him over on the same day, who would he choose to hang out with?

A fight breaks out at a Shawn Desman concert. Fick-A-Mania part 2. Wyclef reflects on the Fuggees’ rendition of ‘Killing Me Softly’. CNN’s Jake Tapper makes awkward fumble on LIVE TV, an update on Maurie’s busted arm. Plus, Elizabeth Hurley’s son directs her latest sex scene. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – we head back to 2014 to chat with stoners at the 420 festival. We’ll run down the list of sexiest names, plus, we learn what kissing was like many many years ago!

This week on Roz and Mocha FML, reconnecting with parents, carrying feelings for another woman while married to someone else and dealing with pain after many years. 

A yoga studio is offering a clothing optional class. A Roz & Mocha fan writes a song about Maurie. Mocha got a speeding ticket. Don Gorske joins us to talk about his Big Mac eating world record. Jamie Foxx will address medical mystery in upcoming comedy show. Kevin Hart pranks Nick Cannon on ‘The Masked Singer’. 

Canadians can now apply for some Netflix reality shows. Millie Bobby Brown talks marriage proposal and how the ring almost got away. RIP Brian Mulroney. Billie Eilish on how a dream made her break up with her partner. Idina Menzel wishes ‘Adele Dazeem’ a  special Happy Birthday. Rihanna made $6 million for that Indian pre wedding concert. Jason Kelce retires, plus, Bowflex files for bankruptcy. 

Maria Vs. Joe From ‘You’. Which day would we relive? Which Ninja Turtle best describes each of us? What is something people do that grosses us out? What is the most important thing Maria looks for in a guy? 

What phone numbers do we know off by heart? When watching a movie with our kids and a sex scene starts, how do we handle this? What’s one of the wildest birthday moments we’ve ever had? What's our ideal breakfast?