Roz & Mocha

During this weeks Roz & Mocha FML segments we heard about how hard it can be to live with your in-laws for to long. Breaking a long wedding tradition that is now silly. Plus, how to pick yourself up and try again after failing a class. 

Roz’s Christmas playlist is full of farts! A new A.I. Christmas song features Lil Jon. We’ll run down the Canadian cities with the most cheer. Plus, we have the top horror movies of 2023. Also, what is ‘Rat King’? 

We hear the worst song in history according to science. ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ to end after season 12. Charlie Hunnam was almost Anakin Skywalker. Matthew Perry toxicology results released. Mayim Bialik won’t return to Jeopardy. Plus, Rihanna talks motherhood.

If we had to name a chocolate after ourselves, what would it be? What is our favourite take out order? Who is our alter ego? If we were superhero’s what would our super power be? 

What is the secret to Shem’s sweet smell? Would Roz ever be a voice on the Calm app and is Mocha still close with his high school friend?

Top Google searches in Canada for 2023. Maurie’s special moment on the Wonka red carpet with Timothée Chalamet! Ginuwine asked about Justin Timberlake’s ‘Blaccent’. Olivia Rodrigo has a finsta account. Lance Bass & Joey Fatone reunite to sing NSYNC songs at corporate party. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – singing Christmas carols in 2014 with The Damnits. Checking yourself out in the mirror when alone and dancing. Plus, we revist an interview we did in 2014 with Nathaniel who was on the TLC show ‘My Strange Addiction’ for being in LOVE with his car! 

This week with Roz & Mocha’s FML we help someone who is having a hard time being nice to their husband. What do you do if you suspect your boss is drinking? Plus, how do you connect with your in-laws? 

Is it ok to tell your spouse a secret your friend has shared with you? Zachary Levi chats with Maurie about ‘Chicken Run Dawn of the Nugget’. Mentalist Alex McAleer reads Roz & Mocha’s minds! Another singer butchers Canadian anthem. Plus, Tiktok girl gift guide.

Tony Romo accidentally calls Taylor Swift Travis Kelce’s wife. Shohei Ohtani sings biggest baseball contract in history…but not with the Blue Jays. Cardi B confirms split with Offset. Robert Herjavec talks to us about having his private plane mistaken for Shohei’s. NBA suspends Draymond Green. Plus, what is Whammageddon?

What is our favorite winter hobby? Has anyone seen Mocha’s rage? Do our pets sleep in our beds? Can Christmas shopping be a first date? 

Do we have a memory at an age when we're really young, that if we mentioned it to your parents they would be surprised? Stuffing cooked inside turkey or cooked separately? If the Internet existed when Roz was in high school, how would he use it? What would be on your Mt. Rushmore of chocolate?

A new poll suggests most of us believe in at least one conspiracy theory. What is the key to happiness? We get your reaction WHILE you’re watching the new Beyonce ‘Renaissance’ movie. GTA 6 trailer leaked and we have the audio. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The Damnits visit an escape room! Roz And Mocha learn about their ear age. Plus, Mocha being a very protective brother.

During this week’s Roz & Mocha FML’s, we discuss handling the trauma of a stolen car, confronting a co-worker with body odder issues and a neighbour with a smoking and coughing issue. 

Oxford Dictionary’s Word of the Year is ‘Rizz’. Maurie chats with some of the ‘Squid Game – The Challenge’ contestants. We’re with Connor McDavid at Canada’s Walk Of Fame. Kyle Lowry says he will retire a Toronto Raptor. 

Will Tom Holland return for ‘Spider-Man 4’? The ‘Cash Me Outside’ girl is pregnant. Macaulay Culkin gets his star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. We chat with Christine Sinclair from her retirement party! Jamie Foxx’s first public speech since his hospitalization. Taylor Swift is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. Plus, Vanilla Ice opens up about his friendship with the late Tupac Shakur. 

Between all of us, who would win at Go-Karting? Is Roz intimidated by Shem? Would we rather have to eat every meal with chop sticks or a big wooden spoon? What is our music etiquette when guests come over? 

How does Roz prepare his Korean Short Ribs? Favourite Christmas movie? Do we cut your fingernails straight across or curved? Is Shem’s girlfriend older than him ?

Sports commentator Shannon Sharpe brushes his teeth a shocking number of times per day. The Damnits at the Mariah Carey show. ‘The Bear’ star Matty Matheson AND Michael Buble join us! We’ll chat with a mom who books a 2-day hotel stay just to wrap all of her Christmas presents. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We revisit the time a facial intelligence expert came in to read Roz & Mocha’s face. Plus, in 2014 Mocha’s mom came in for Mocha’s birthday. Also, in 2013 there was a debate about Mocha’s nose ring and if he should loose it for the wedding. 

In this week’s Roz and Mocha FML’s – A brother who is messaging to much. A baker lost her job just before the holidays. Plus, should your brother tell you about his new baby before Facebook? 

New York subway riders feast on Thanksgiving food on the train. Maurie trolls Roz from the Santa Claus parade. Shem is back with his November recap song. There is a Taylor Swift course being offered at Harvard. 

Drama with the cast of ‘Squid Game’. An AI sex coach can help your love life. 25% of us have not started our Christmas shopping yet. Tiffany Haddish arrested again. Mike ‘The Situation’ talks about the $500,000 in drugs he did. What is the word of the year? Plus, can money buy happiness? 

Who is each of our doppelganger? What is the most we’ve paid for a haircut? Are people still hitting on Shem now that he’s taken? What is the longest we’ve been lost?