Roz & Mocha

Good smoothie advice. What’s the point in our life where you look back and think, ‘What if we didn’t change?’ Describing what our bedroom looked like growing up.

What advice do we have for waking up early? Have we ever told our pets our name? Do we text/message someone to ask permission to call? Does our partner have/ had a hobby that we didn’t enjoy?

Patton Oswalt joins us to chat ‘Manhunt’. We chat with some of your favourite Toronto FC players. Adult fans worry ‘Harry Potter star Miriam Margolyes . The Kate Middleton photo drama. Plus we try Pepsi and milk!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – What is the best movie soundtrack? A compliment vs. insult. Plus, we’re going back to 2013 when we learned you can place people under a citizen’s arrest. 

This week on Roz and Mocha Fix My Life, someone needs help with a fundraiser, another person needs help communicating with a friend, plus, someone’s spouse is crossing the line with the alarm clock. 

The thumbs up emoji is considered rude. Tons of Oscars coverage. Mocha and Kevin Hart have lots in common. A Idaho teenager survived a horrific car crash that saw her catapulted into the air and hanging on a power line. Plus, we chat Micro Shorts. 

Toronto Blue Jays unveil new slogan. Just For Laughs Toronto canceled. Sam Neil’s son farted on Princess Diana. Josh Brolin talks about poem he wrote about Timothee Chalamet. Millie Bobby Brown talks about her accent. RIP Eric Carmen. Justin Timberlake teases song with NSYNC. 

Who in our life makes us laugh the most? When did we know we ‘made it’. What is one word we’d want to be remembered as? Would Maria ever consider going on ‘The Bachelor’?

Who on the show thinks that they have the most ‘Rizz?’ Are we all babies when we get sick? Is there an ‘Easter Egg’ hiding in our new show commercial? For Mocha, if Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Drake were to invite him over on the same day, who would he choose to hang out with?

A fight breaks out at a Shawn Desman concert. Fick-A-Mania part 2. Wyclef reflects on the Fuggees’ rendition of ‘Killing Me Softly’. CNN’s Jake Tapper makes awkward fumble on LIVE TV, an update on Maurie’s busted arm. Plus, Elizabeth Hurley’s son directs her latest sex scene. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – we head back to 2014 to chat with stoners at the 420 festival. We’ll run down the list of sexiest names, plus, we learn what kissing was like many many years ago!

This week on Roz and Mocha FML, reconnecting with parents, carrying feelings for another woman while married to someone else and dealing with pain after many years. 

A yoga studio is offering a clothing optional class. A Roz & Mocha fan writes a song about Maurie. Mocha got a speeding ticket. Don Gorske joins us to talk about his Big Mac eating world record. Jamie Foxx will address medical mystery in upcoming comedy show. Kevin Hart pranks Nick Cannon on ‘The Masked Singer’. 

Canadians can now apply for some Netflix reality shows. Millie Bobby Brown talks marriage proposal and how the ring almost got away. RIP Brian Mulroney. Billie Eilish on how a dream made her break up with her partner. Idina Menzel wishes ‘Adele Dazeem’ a  special Happy Birthday. Rihanna made $6 million for that Indian pre wedding concert. Jason Kelce retires, plus, Bowflex files for bankruptcy. 

Maria Vs. Joe From ‘You’. Which day would we relive? Which Ninja Turtle best describes each of us? What is something people do that grosses us out? What is the most important thing Maria looks for in a guy? 

What phone numbers do we know off by heart? When watching a movie with our kids and a sex scene starts, how do we handle this? What’s one of the wildest birthday moments we’ve ever had? What's our ideal breakfast?

Hobbies that make you undateable. Robbie & Stephen Amell join us to chat ‘Code 8 Part 2’. Lil Jon tells the story behind Usher’s ‘Yeah’. How many ways can you say the word ‘Drunk’? 8 year old Kinsley Murray delivers memorable renditions of the anthem. Travis Kelce plays ‘Kiss, Marry, Kill’ in resurfaced clip from 2016. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Roz and Mocha try to argue that if today is Opposite Day is it REALLY Opposite’s Day? Maurie was all confused. Maurie visits a nude beach and Roz and Mocha sing together! 

This week on Roz and Mocha FML, a great aunt is being scammed by someone she met online. A coworker suddenly stops being social. Plus, some guys just can’t take a hint!  

Maurie on the ‘Dune 2’ gold carpet in Montreal with Denis Villeneuve. We celebrate Leap Day. Where is Kate Middleton? Shem is back with the February recap song. Casting rumours for season 2 of ‘Beef’. Plus, Maurie chats with the cast of ‘Law & Order Toronto Criminal Intent’. 

Martha Stewart says she doesn’t wear underwear. Ryan Gosling to perform ‘I’m Just Ken’ at the Oscars. The Funniest TV shows of all time. Miley Cyrus’ mom reportedly steals her daughter Noah’s boyfriend. DJ Khaled gets carried to a stage to protect his shoes. Adele postpones 10 upcoming shows. Does Beyonce’s ‘Texas Hold Em’ sound very similar to the theme song to ‘Franklin’?

Would we rather live to the age of 100 with a middle class life or to 70 with endless money? Do we take our shoes off when we go into the house? What is something we’d order more of to make sure we had leftovers?

Where we’re taking our partners for Valentines Day. Who is a stricter parent between Roz and Mocha? What age did Mocha start letting Cruze watch wrestling? 

Is there something we HAVE to purchase if we see it on sale? Who would be the first to cry when watching an extremely sad movie? How did our parents meet? What age is ‘too old’ for a man to be playing video games?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ –  bringing it back to 2014 when we talked about what our last meals would be. Plus, how much does it cost to rent a chicken? Also, Roz and Maurie arm wrestle!