Roz & Mocha

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how to come clean to your parents about a lie, being honest to your friend about her new teeth and an update on love, plus, owning a Tesla but dealing with the hate. 

Maurie chats with Penn Badgley about ‘YOU’ season 5 on Netflix. Reaction for all the Leafs playoff wins so far. On the red carpet for ‘Andor’ season 2 with Stellan Skarsgård & Genevieve O’Reilly. How someone annoyed Mocha at work. Study finds men don’t hear as well as woman. 

Pope Francis has passed away at the age of 88. Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus are rumoured to be a couple. Jelly Roll once pooped himself on stage. John Cena admits to hair transplant. Wiz Khalifa believes the Earth is flat. New music from Lorde and Happy 20th YouTube. 

If Canada had a Hunger Games style tournament, which province would win? If we had to pick one item in the studio to survive a Zombie Apocalypse what would we pick? When was the last time we did something for the first time? If we were stranded on a deserted island with one of the others on the show, who would we wish it was? 

We have to delete ALL BUT ONE APP from our smartphone, what are we keeping? Thoughts on men shaving their underarms? Which of the two smells better? Fresh cut grass or bread baking in the oven? Would we rather eat cold fries or microwaved fries for the rest of our life? 

We’re chatting with fans at Coachella, including a fan front row at Lady Gaga’s show! Can fish see water? Do raisins belong in carrot cake? 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – the 2013 words added to the dictionary. Is Yolo the modern day ‘Living La Vita Loca’? Plus, the time an actual judge came in to enforce a moustache agreement! 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , how to still feel like a good mom when your two sons no longer talk, being ok with not having a second child and parking problems

More Roz & Mocha erotic fan fiction, Mocha’s mom roasts him for his birthday, Rory McIlroy wins The Masters and celebrating 50 years of the CN Tower. 

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Eric Dane diagnosed with ALS. Justin Bieber cuts ties with Drew House. Jelly Roll drops 200 lbs! Mikey Rourke kicked off celebrity Big Brother UK. Amanda Bynes joins OnlyFans. ‘Home Alone’ director wanted to cut Donald Trump from movie. Bobby Brown says Britney Spears ‘butchered’ cover of ‘My Prerogative’. 

What would we rather find living in your attic? 1000 cockroaches? Or a person? What is one concert we really want to go to? Did Roz ever feel that after his dad’s passed, that he had to honour him in his own way? Do any of us use the StairMaster at the gym? Will Maurie smell Roz’s hair?!

What is the most awkward one night stand we have ever had? If we could go back to university and study a whole new subject, what would it be? With summer around the corner, what is our favourite ice cream flavour? What recent online purchase do we regret the most? 

Mickey Rourke gets warning on ‘Celebrity Big Brother UK’. Maurie chats with Michael B. Jordan about his new movie ‘Sinners’ and Damon Wayans reveals he dated his nephew’s ex!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Mocha does his best at LEGO trivia, our 2013 fascination of boneless chicken, plus, what do women think when men sit to pee?

In this week’s Roz and Mocha’s FML, how to create boundaries with your mom, missing your dream job, a woman dating two guys and being OK with daycare drop off.

Shawn Desman & Jamie fine join us in studio. Jon Hamm on how TV has changed since ‘Mad Men’. A Helluva Story with a guy that collects his finger nails. Alexander Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky’s goal record and ‘Jersey Shore’ is coming to Canada!

‘The White Lotus’ finale was a ratings win. James Gunn drops trailer for ‘Superman’. Mariah Carey on sons Twitch account. Blue Jays & Vladdy Jr. agree to deal. Dire Wolves are back and Justin Bieber goes off on paparazzi. 

Is Maria going to run her full marathon this year? Does Roz have any YouTube chefs he could recommend? Who on the show thinks they have the best laugh? Hot dogs for fingers or spaghetti for hair?

If we could commit one crime and get away with it scott-free, what would it be? Do we ever just Winnie the Pooh-it at home? What’s the most amount of money Roz, Mocha, Shem or Maria would loan Maurie and expect to get paid back? How does Roz reheat his pizza?

Dolly Parton releases a line of jeans called ‘Joleans’. Helluva Story of cops showing up while Frank was in a hottub at home. Shem’s March recap song. Maurie MC’s a wedding a bombs telling jokes. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Remembering the time Mocha got engaged to Jenna, Maurie stays in haunted hotel room and Deep-V Jeans! 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , what to do with a rude mother-in-law? How to entertain your new born baby and can you be friends with an ex?

Dolly Parton has a guitar-shaped toilet seat. Jason & Kylie Kelce welcome baby girl. Remembering the Roz & Mocha dirty fan fiction from 2013. How many spots can you hold in line for friends? New music from Will Smith. 

Megan Fox & MGK welcome baby girl. The cast announced for new ‘Beatles’ film. New music from Miley Cyrus. Everything Jelly Roll eats in a day. Astronauts speak for the first time since returning to earth after 9 months. RIP Val Kilmer. Toronto Maple Leafs clinch playoffs spot. BBNO$ on his first JUNO win.

Which is the proper way to unload a dishwasher? What’s worse, being woken up at night by a noisy partner, or being woken up in the morning by a partner who leaves for work early? When did Mocha decide to turn 'Heel' ?