Royal Highness!

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer discuss the exposition filled episode of GoT that is episode 7 of Season 4. Tyrion gets a champion, Brienne gets some bread and a lesson on kidney pie. Podrick's knowledge of the families comes in useful, and Lysa takes flying lessons. All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this w...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer tackle Season 4 Episode 6 of Game of Thrones. Stannis and Davos get some gold from the Iron Bank.  Saladorsoup is pressed into service after pressing in the tub.  Reek gets wet too. Yara decides that Theon is no longer alive, Dany finds out that being Queen is a lot of sitting around and listening. Drogon the Dragon munches o...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Spencer is a little under the weather this week and producer Mike is on a trip, but Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 4 Episode 5 of Game of Thrones.  The Hound learns that Arya isn't a big fan, Podrick needs some serious horse riding and rabbit skinning lessons, Little Finger gets even creepier, and little Robin throws away a gift.  Tywin...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer tackle Season 4 Episode 4 of Game of Thrones. Dany nails some masters, Tyrion gets a visit from Goldenhand, Baeylish is even more creepy and more Irish, Pod gets a new job, Karl vies for the newly vacated title of most F**ktastic, little Tommen finds his special purpose, and the Night King adopts a new bebe. All this and so m...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer tackle Season 4 Episode 3 of Game of Thrones.  They have a philosophical discussion on the best part of crow. Is a rowboat a good idea on a foggy ocean? Is there a special person to create 'eye rocks'? Are there ugly babies? Is the GoT a puzzle in a thunderstorm? Why does Dany seem all sarcastic? All this and so muc...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are very excited for this episode!  We see the final face of King F**ker McF**kstick!  Tywin and Skeletor exchange barbs about money.  Margerie becomes a Queen for the second time. The Lord of Light gains a few more sacrificial souls, Tyrion refuses to capitulate to the king, and there is a little entertainment at the wedding...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! The season 4 premiere has arrived with the first cold open of the series.  Ol Ned's sword is divided in two and GoldHand gets a new sword which he can't wield very well.  Dornish Game Hens arrive for the wedding, Dany learns that dragons are wild, and there is lots of exposition this episode.  Spencer would like some hamster eggs, and...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Spencer and Eileen sit down with producer Mike to recap Season 3 of Game of Thrones. We have a little 'in memorium' to all the characters we lost this season, and play Schmeopardy! This episode is also available on YouTube with video of the hosts! Join us for a great hour of fun and jokes.  We will be taking a week off to prepare for...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Spencer and Eileen discuss the season finale of Season 3, Episode 10 of GoT.  Joffrey McF**kerton gets sent to bed without supper.  Walder Frey muses about what Roose Bolton will do now that he is Warden of the North. Podrick gets giggles from young girls. Theon loses a toy but gets a new name, and Dany poses for an album cover….again. Jaimie b...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Spencer and Eileen discuss Season 3, Episode 9 of GoT.  But first, Eileen recaps her experience at DragonCon! The Big Red Wedding has finally arrived. Eileen and Spencer are blown away but still get through the ep.  Ricon gets sent away with head tilt lady, Hodor doesn’t like thunder, or Thunder Down Under. Dany collects another city and more s...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Spencer and Eileen discuss Season 3, Episode 8 of GoT.  Tyrion decides to build a monument to his godhood. Shea plays find the wetspot. Dany shows off her assets. Joffry McFu**stick is fu**stery to the max. the new Kindergarten class names are recited, and Sam shows that he can make a white walker squeal These topics and more will be discussed...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileegrete and Full Guy discuss Season 3, Episode 7 of GoT.  Why are there no swinging doors in Westeros? Anyway, our unflappable hosts discuss the butts in this episode right from the start.  Doctor Nubs reveals that she will be having a little nub soon. Joffrey McFu**erton is totally put in his place by grandpa Tywin. Were dragon's just...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer strap in for Season 3, Episode 6 of GoT.  Things start off wonderful with a discussion of the Black Plague (not that it is in the episode, just that they wanted to chat about it!) Spencer threatens Eileen with a Pastry, oh, and they talk about the episode too! Robaba plays diplomat, Cersi and Tyrion discuss loyalties, and lam...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Hello! Thanks for tuning in! This week Eileen and Spencer take on Season 3, episode 5 of Game of Thrones. Lots of exposition this week.  Tywin makes a proclamation of who's to marry who much to the chagrin of Cersi, Baylish creeps on Salsa, and Jon Snow finds out how a hot tub works.  All these things and so much more will be discussed and...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer strap in for Season 3, Episode 4 of GoT.  That Three Eyed Raven is getting a lot of screen time, Theon seems confused, Varys has a new shipment from Box of Sorcerer, Jamie is called a woman, and Joffrey is simply giddy with glee! We learn that roses don't help poop smell better too! These topics and more will be discusse...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer review Season 3, Episode 3 of GoT.  Sarcasm runs high this episode. HotPie finds his calling as bread boy, we learn that white walkers are artistic, Dany strikes a deal and Jamie gets hurt. Is this episode Game of Deliverance? These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another wonderful week on...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are taking in Season 3, Episode 2 of GoT.  Scoutmaster Snape makes an appearance, Jamie looks rough, Arya shows her prowess and Bran Flakes is warging all over. These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another wonderful week on Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are back after a week break to discuss the season opener of Season 3! Are nipples removable? Can they be pocketed? Can Joffrey contain his woman? What about all those stools? Worst games ever. There are no rabbits north of the wall. These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another wonderful w...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are joined by producer Mike and special guest Dan Carroll.  Dan is a past Jeopardy contestant and GoT aficionado.  To recap this season we play GoT Trivia and Matchgame.  Join us for a great time and watch our interactions!  We will be taking a two week break before we start Season 3 of GoT to sweep out the cobwebs. This podc...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Join Eileen and Spencer as they discuss the season finale episode of Game of Thrones while enhanced with cannabis products. Eileen ponders why every living character needed to put in some scene time. Gandpa Tywin gets a brooch from his grandson but doesn't even get off his horse. A comparison of Wizards, Warlocks and Sorcerers yields no re...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer watch Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 9 while enhanced with cannabis.  In this Lannister centric episode we see Fucky McFuckerton run away in fear from battle, Queen Cersi gets all snarky with just about everyone, Stannis discovers that Ecto Cooler is highly combustible, and Tyrion gains a battle scar. These topics and more...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer watch Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 8 while enhanced with cannabis.  Right off the bat, Spence learns about pineapples and flamingos. Robaba is pissed at mommy dearest, Dany is still trying to find her dragons, Joffrey delivers one line in the entire episode, apparently Tyrion likes dirty hands, Bron eschews a gold cloak,...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer tackle Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 7 while enhanced with cannabis.  Can Robaba get any worse at his flirt game? Theon doubles down on his fuckery. Cersi and Jamie both admit they have been incestuous, Tywin quizzes Arya, and poor Danni is beside herself without her dragons.  Jorah tries to find them so he can get a littl...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer embark on a cannabis infused review of the Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 6.  Theon turns into a Class A Twat. We say goodbye to several characters. Fucky McFuckerson gets shitty. Jon Snow loses a Wildling. Can Arya remain under the radar? Just where is Dorne? Is Robaba going to cheat on his betrothed? And just how quick ca...

Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen (Highleen) and Spencer (Davin Horsepunch) embark on a cannabis infused review of the Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 5. Demon Queef makes one last ectoplasmic appearance, Tywin dismisses a cousin, Arya stares down Tywin, and Spencer suggests we all just take a nap for this episode. Tyrion spends some time in a shipping box while Bron st...