Rover's Morning Glory

Jeffrey reveals he spent a large chunk of his tax refund. MLB cancels opening day after sides fail to end lockout. Charlie and Dieter are still at odds after the cat crap incident. Jeffrey takes a shower Instagram to try and get more viewers than Cristiano Ronaldo. Dieter has started making a nuclear bunker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark Zuckerberg is going to try and cure all diseases by the year 2100. Dieter isn't sure what he is going to give up for Lent. Woman writes a book about how much she hates her husband. Dieter does something that might cost him his job. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey went to see Corey's band. More than half of people wouldn't admit if a restaurant mistake. Woman says OB-GYN secretly fathered her and then became her OB-GYN Duji, Dieter, and Charlie still have not signed contracts. Duji is taking adult ballet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey finally got his tax refund. Rover escapes death in Miami. Explosive information comes out about Jeffrey's mother-in-law. Female teacher at Ohio all boys high school suspended after her sex tape was airdropped to 200 students. Iheart Karaoke - Finals. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey thinks his IQ test was rigged. Dad of reporter shot dead on TV is trying to turn clip into NFT to scrub it from the internet. The police now have a third theory on how Bob Saget died. Georgia state official accused of wearing fake pregnancy stomach in paid leave scheme. California woman jailed over mistaken identity. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner - Jean-Luc Brunel was murdered by The Clintons...

Phil Mickelson apologizes for Saudi Arabia comments. Guy had his legs and fingers amputated after eating leftover Chinese food. Matthew Stafford explains reaction to photographer that fell off a stage. Researchers find COVID-19 virus could shrink your balls. Jeffrey and Carrie were hanging on each other at Charlie's bar crawl. Driver deliberately struck and killed retired nurse to have sex with he...

Rover saw a kid holding a dead baby dolphin. Recap of Charlie's bar crawl. Van Jones welcomes new daughter as 'conscious co-parents' with longtime friend. Rover witnessed something disgusting in the airport bathroom. New law would make clear it's OK for kids to play outside alone. Catholic priest resigns after performing incorrect baptisms. Iheart Karaoke - Round 4. Snitzer unveils his new app. Se...

Who has the worst Uber rating on the show? The guy from the Tinder Swindler now has an agent. Curious George films a video for Steve-O. Iheart Karaoke - Round 3. Teacher laced schoolchildren's cupcakes with husband's sperm. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner - Are birds fake? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who has the weirdest text messages on the show? Mother is going to prison after her boyfriend killed her son. Iheart Karaoke - Round 2. Rover is going to ride the death train in Florida. Bob Saget conspiracy gets deeper. Jeffrey knows an unbelievable amount about Knight Rider. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji's nephew is getting deployed to Syria. Utah residents say that using a digital ID will lead to concentration camps. Hudson mayor resigns after ice fishing prostitution concerns go viral. Jonny Greenwood says he pretended to play keyboards when he joined Radiohead. Iheartradio Karaoke - Round 1 Soccer player filmed kicking and slapping his pet cat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Rover's weekend was ruined because of his colonoscopy. Plane passenger busts man looking at nude videos of women. Third grader faces assault charges for bullying Dieter and Charlie face off in a pillow fight. Jeffrey reveals how much he is getting back in taxes. Listener saw a man entering Jeffrey's house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dieter is upset because the pillow fight is getting pushed back to Monday. Ohio mayor suggests ice fishing shanties may lead to prostitution. Rover recaps his colonoscopy. Rover gives an update on Dumb. Realtor says client refused to work with her because she's an amputee. Man accused of raping woman on United Airlines flight from New Jersey to London. Corrections officer trainee posed as cop and...

Justice Department announces 3.6 billion dollar crypto seizure. Rover plays some dash cam from the fake police officers. GOP candidate is still running after admitting he and his wife were swingers. Duji wants the move to The Villages in Florida. Trevor Bauer will not face charges for alleged sexual assault. Jeffrey is filing his taxes on Saturday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Curious George went to the hospital after seeing the new Jackass movie. Lifting weights for just three seconds a day helps build muscle. Cardinal says, Catholic celibacy rules should be loosened. Las Vegas student violently attacks classmate. Portland man arrested for tricking woman into believing she was training to be a DEA agent for year. Guy calls in and explains that he is not pretending to b...

Viral post shows who's to blame for pay inequity Pill could stop sex-addicted men from cheating, claim scientists Jeffrey has started a 12 month challenge. Rover recaps the The Tinder Swindler. Charlie's friend only craps once a week. Charlie recaps his snowboarding trip. Lamar Odom accidentally crapped the bed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman now says she was gang raped in VR Metaverse and it felt like real life. Rover bought Jeffrey some new work boots. The crew finally reveals their petri dishes. Injured bird flies into a man's car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji is totally wrong about the big snow storm. Rover is tired of talking about Covid. Substitute teacher removed after accidently showing sex toys on the projector. Jeff Zucker resigns from CNN. Four people charged in overdose death of actor Michael K. Williams. Woman wants relationship advice because her boyfriend's viagra is missing. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner - The Government is flying in ille...

Rover is thinking of trying steroids. Duji is freaking out about a potential blizzard. There was a huge fight in Golden Corral over steak. Brian Flores sues NFL, claims racism in hiring. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has announced the 2022 nominees. Update on the petri dishes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justin Bieber buys Bored Ape NFT for $1.3M Driver fires nearly a dozen shots in road rage incident. Jeffrey was caught cheating at the petri dish swab. Couple claims Akron City Hospital doctor wrongly inseminated wife with stranger’s sperm. Guy with spinal muscular atrophy is married to a babe. Antonio Brown glove thrown in shirtless Bucs meltdown hits auction. Mother says she will breastfeed her...

Michigan school district denies that litter boxes were provided to students who identify as furries. Duji's mom made fun of her for being overweight. There is now a card you can give your doctor if you don't want to be weighed. The crew tries to find out who is the grossest by rubbing their filth on a petri dish. Tisha Campbell claims she was almost snatched by human traffickers. Woman was groped...

Nick Cannon doesn't like sex toys in bed, sees them as competition. Police launch criminal investigation into woman's accidental fentanyl death during Bumble date. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner - Truck crashes carrying monkeys. Jessica Eye, MMA fighter, stops by the studio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover missed his exit this morning. Francis Ngannou is getting knee surgery and will be out for a year. Why ghosting hurts so much, according to a therapist. Everyone on the show is getting company issued laptops. Rover has to get a colonoscopy. Duji tries to understand Wordle. China has changed the ending to Fight Club. Dumb is upset that he will be working in a different room at the new studio....

Rover explains that the Iheartradio music problem is fixed. Robert Kennedy Jr apologizes for Holocaust remarks at anti-vaxxer rally. Should Duji try dominatrix work? Is the world getting dumber? Car swerves off highway as a speeding snow plow causes a car wreck. Duji was in a heated conversation with the boss about her contract. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cop paid 30K to leave force after colleagues found OnlyFans account. Woman who thanked a man for not looking at her ass at the gym. Francis Ngannou says UFC threatened to sue agent for allegedly having talks with Jake Paul's business partner. Amy Schneider has 2nd-longest winning streak in Jeopardy history. The crew tries their hand at Jeopardy. Dumb almost gives an update on B1. Behind the scenes...

Odell Beckham Jr lost a bunch of money on Bitcoin. A woman that was in the RMG calendar has died. Father of accused Eight Mile killer blames social media accounts called We Are Woke. George Peterson autopsy reveals steroids contributed to bodybuilder's death. Penn swimmer alleges Lia Thomas colluded with trans athlete to lose. Soccer player is being investigated after suspicious premier league spo...