Rover's Morning Glory

Rover and Duji attended a wedding over the weekend. The No FAP community. Dieter used to feel guilty when he masturbated. Fans waiting for Anne Hathaway claim she was rude when they asked for a picture with her. Lisa Ann, former pornstar, was dragged out in handcuffs at a Matt Rife show. Duji noticed a weird charge on her credit card statement. An Illinois lawmaker wants to pass a bill that doesn'...

There is a scandal involving JLR at his new wrestling gig. State staffer, caught in a sex tape made in the State's Senate meeting room, will not be charged. A mom is upset that the school has banned her from picking up and dropping off her kids. An employee said they couldn't attend a work meeting because they had already scheduled a workout class. Rover has been getting hounded by iHeart. A woman...

The amount of filth the FDA allows in our foods. Update to the Jordan Willis story, after his three friends were found dead in his backyard. Dave Canales, the new Panthers coach, wrote a book about his addiction to pornography. An email was sent to the District Attorney's office and an employee replied all with an inappropriate question. Are any members of the show addicted to porn? Students are c...

Security cam footage of Israeli special forces, dressed as civilians, storming a West Bank hospital. Jeffrey left a gift at Jeff Jr.'s grave. Charlie is disgusted by a woman who is breastfeeding her sister's kids. Controversy over Neuralink implanting first brain chip in a human. Complimenting someone on their age or how they look. Rover needed help deciphering what was happening in a video he was...

Elon Musk's company Neuralink has implanted their first brain chip in a human. Base jumper dies after his chute doesn't open properly. People are upset by an art piece depicting Jesus. Woman suing General Hospital star, Haley Pullos, is also suing the restaurant Haley was working for before DUI wrong-way crash. Dieter was hit in the eye with a ping pong ball shot out of a stripper. Did Krystle mak...

Video has surfaced of the Atlantis Bahamas shark attack. A man at a NJ man was caught stealing diesel with a homemade device. Dieter would carry drunk passed out frat guys to the library. Memphis DJ, Slick Rick, was found decapitated in his home. Would Duji go on a show trip aboard a cruise ship? Krystle is tired of being a couch potato. Researchers have mapped out Bigfoot sightings, leading them...

A 10-year-old girl has been charged after they find her bully hit list. A member of the Missouri Senate has proposed a rule change that would allow Senators to challenge each other to a duel. Vince McMahon is being sued by a former employee over sexual assault and trafficking claims. Could there be an American Civil War? Rover is on the neighborhood watch. Tyreek Hill claims he never filed for div...

A man in Alabama is on death row for the second time. Rover loves the latest fashion trend sweeping the nation. Ohio Supreme Court is ruling on a domestic violence case due to controversial "victimless prosecution." A nude art performer is suing MOMA after saying they "turned a blind eye" to his sexual assaults. President of FIFA wants to make a rule that unacceptable behavior of fans can cause th...

Jeffrey tells his most embarrassing story. Rover has been doing manual labor at the condo. A study done claims there is a chemical in women's tears that makes men less aggressive. Duji will fake cry to get her way. Update about the woman who fatally stabbed her boyfriend 108 times. Gun shop in Kentucky is being sued since they sold a gun to a mass shooter. Snitzer is thinking of buying a gun. Teac...

The crew tells their most embarrassing stories. Should you interfere with someone acting out in public? Company fires woman after she asked to work remotely due to her baby being in the NICU. Duji had a scare over the weekend. Is Dieter right about the NFL being scripted? They say the trick to a successful marriage is to vacation separately. Hollie Strano is making a social media comeback. Gen Z i...

Did Jeffrey make it into the main studio? Who won on their three-pick parlay? Apple has added pronouns to contact cards. Rover has the whole family in Miami. Trans golfer, Hailey Davidson, has won a woman's tournament. Alec Baldwin has been indicted once again on involuntary manslaughter. What is Duji bad at? JLR left out some important details of his bar trip to Elyria. Three men were found dead...

Jeffrey is up to 89 days! Krystle complains about her insurance rates skyrocketing. People are giving up caffeine. Florida wants to get rid of flags that represent a political viewpoint. Gender affirming care. Rover asks Jeffrey a few questions so he can clear some things up. Charlie is obsessed with the show Reacher. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did these police officers raid the wrong home? Man boobs could be a sign of premature death. Researchers say men have a better sense of direction than women. What did the significant others say the guys on the show are bad at doing? The world's largest cruise ship, Icon of the Seas, is getting ready to set sail. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner discusses why women go crazy in space. See omnystudio.com/l...

People are annoyed with Gen Z terminology in the workplace. Man in Columbia has spent $175k on limb lengthening surgery. Rex Heuermann, Gilgo Beach murder suspect, internet search history revealed. How to tell if someone has psychopathic traits by looking at their 2d-4d ratio. Does cereal need sugar? Lindsay Lohan is upset by a reference made in the new Mean Girls movie. Woman upset by a comment C...

Follow the money. Rover believes the divorce countdown clock has begun. Escort charged with misusing a military uniform. The FAA is recruiting workers with disabilities and mental issues. People are upset by a baking competition only allowing people of color to participate. Guy hired a hitman to find the man who killed his mom. Video of the man who climbed into the plane engine. A woman is upset a...

Jeffrey is at day 82 bed bug free. Krystle found out her dad passed away through social media. Woman charged with attempted murder after poisoning his food. Is working out a red flag for divorce? Can we guess the show member by their recent Amazon purchases? What Draftkings bets did the show place? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hunter Biden makes an unexpected appearance at House contempt hearing. Porch pirates are on the rise in Canada. Jeffrey calls in to the show. Does Krystle pay child support and what gross thing did she do in New Orleans? Governor Chris Christie was caught on an open mic talking about the Republican candidates. Charlie was yelled at by an old man at the movies. An elderly couple was found dead in t...

Did Rover place a bet on the Browns? Secret tunnel found under a Jewish Synagogue. Security cam footage shows how oblivious Jeffrey is to what is happening around him. The show learns more details of the Kroger cart flip. Reno family is accusing Jeremy Renner of insulting their family. Duji recaps her holiday break and gives an update on her mom. Krystle got a call about her dad's health. See omny...

U.S. Center for Safe Sport sent a letter to a teenage player warning them of participating in unsafe conduct. Donald Trump's name was seen multiple times in the latest Jeffrey Epstein document dump. Coffee shop pop-up wedding. Krystle has been sharing some weird memes. Jeffrey was seen with his family at Kroger in Sandusky. Rover is thinking of placing a large bet on The Browns. Video of a guy ups...

There is a mission launching to the moon with cremated remains. Krystle recaps her trip to New Orleans for Fan Expo. Boeing-737 is forced to make an emergency landing after a piece of the plane flew off. Man strips naked and jumps into the water at Bass Pro Shops. Can Jeffrey identify the vegetable or fruit in a blind taste test? Video of a dog injured by a robotvacuum. Ashli Babbitt's family is s...

What did Jeffrey do on Christmas eve? Woman destroys convenience store. Fire at home of Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill started by child playing with cigarette lighter. Two employees pepper sprayed over automatic tip charge at restaurant. Dieter gives an update on his family See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dieter goes down memory lane. Vanilla Ice claims he partied with Pablo Escobar. Rover had a something strange happen to him last night. Woman charged with abuse of a corpse after having a miscarriage. Is Eager Beaver upset with Rover? Gen Z will not go out to eat because they have menu anxiety. Krystle collects toys and was depressed over the holiday. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner has been waiting fo...

Rover didn't leave his house once during vacation and his ride share account was hacked. Krystle is working Fan Expo in New Orleans and got a car. Senate staffer was fired after he made a pornographic video inside a Senate hearing room. What did Jeffrey get his kids for Christmas and did he end up at WWE Monday Night Raw? The show tries to guess what each other's NYE resolutions are for 2024. Ian...

Charlie is out once again. Rover shows off the new hoodie. Jeffrey's anniversary is Monday, but he has plans with someone else. Would you share a toothbrush? A guy in New York City won $10 million on a scratch off, for the second time. When your kid is in trouble you should give them two options for their punishment and let them choose. Elon Musk was upset by a couple of "dinks." The show got Eage...

Duji was scolded. There was a shooting at UNLV. People who are married can have higher blood pressure. Rover cannot open his 5-Hour Energy bottles so B2 does it for him. During the Republican Primary Debate Chris Christie goes after Vivek Ramaswamy. A home, where a family was murdered, sold in nine days. Traffic news anchor responds to a malicious email during a live broadcast. Dieter's Conspiracy...