Rover's Morning Glory

How was Rover's birthday weekend? Macklemore made controversial statements on stage. Thrift shopping. Duji worked on an ice cream truck at Gianna's homecoming. The meaning behind 14.88. Krystle has left Skinny alone in her house. A sheriff's deputy accidently killed his girlfriend while cleaning his gun. A sheriff shot and killed a judge in the courthouse. Mick Jagger's girlfriend, Melanie Hamrick...

Rover is still having stomach problems. Shannon Sharpe is now endorsing an E.D. medication. Diddy is on suicide watch. There are death traps in JLR's home. Delta Airlines sent a two-page memo to their flight attendants. Rover and B2 had a disagreement over a flight attendant's actions. Olivia Nuzzi has been suspended after it was found out that she had a personal relationship with former President...

Where is Charlie? Rover had the clam. Getting Charlie caught up on Jeffrey's unfortune series of events. The Japan trip was filled with snake whiskey, a fight club, sumo wrestling, baseball, karaoke, getting sneezed on, a muscle girl bar, and puking in the sink. Do bidets have an anus detector? Sean Diddy Combs is still in jail. Text receipts have been leaked between him and Cassie. People Magazin...

Rover couldn't get off of the toilet. Snitzer was scared of a black sesame seed. Sean Diddy Combs was arrested by the Feds on charges of racketeering and sex trafficking. Would Jeffrey give up his virgin hole for fifty million dollars? Miley Cyrus is being sued over her song "Flowers." What did Jeffrey wear to court and how is he getting around? Corey Rotic sold some of his memorabilia to go to th...

Rover gets sucked into watching TikTok infomercials. This song makes me think of pedophilia. Kevin Spacey refuses to move out of his Baltimore mansion. Springfield cat eating. Video of a Panera Bread employees get into an altercation with a customer. Snitzer would not step into help during a fight. Immigrants getting financial assistance. Videos of people getting kicked off a plane due to their ou...

Does Krystle have vocal fry? People used to smoke indoors. What is Rover's love language? Will Ferrell regrets dressing up as women on Saturday Night Live. Someone on the show was involved in a fender bender. Private spacewalk. Do you want to be remembered after you pass? Tyreek Hill speaks out about being detained by the police. Jon Bon Jovi talked someone off of the ledge of a bridge while filmi...

Do Duji and Krystle's daughters know what happened on 9/11? Has Jeffrey gone to visit his mom's gravesite? How much is rent? The Trump and Harris debate. Taylor swift endorses a Presidential candidate. Space X launches Polaris Dawn for a first ever private spacewalk. Dave Grohl announced that he has fathered a child outside of his marriage. Duji thinks cheating is despicable and you should suffer...

How many ceiling fans are there? Unreleased nine-hour Prince documentary. The Royal family released a video of Princess Kate Middleton talking about her diagnoses and treatment. Is Rover a sociopath? Tyreek Hill body cam footage. Kendrick Lamar Superbowl halftime show. Chester Bennington's son is upset that by Linkin Park's replacement. More accusations come out against Deshawn Watson. How does a...

Krystle remembers a fake memory. The Browns first home game of the seaon was a flop. Tom Brady appeared in his first live broadcast. Dolphins player, Tyreek Hill, was pulled over & detained for a moving violation in Miami. The Eagles players were bad mouthing Brazil. The Adventures of Larocque road tripping. Corey Rotic joins the show to talk about latest controversy involving the new lead sin...

Has Rover changed his ways? We can hear you. Is Eager Beaver upset by something Rover said? Kids owning guns and driving cars. Upon examination of the four who died in the superyacht sinking, an expert says the cause of death was due to dry drowning. Krystle is has an irrational fear of dying. Content VP of the Washington Commanders is fired after making controversial comments about players. Talki...

Impractable. Rover is installing a closet-less closet. Are mirrors portals? Leaked PR contract allegedly states that Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's relationship is a sham. A club in New York is forcing their patrons to use yonder bags. Another school shooting. A patient in Florida died after a surgeon removed the wrong organ. Most prolific predator doctor in history is accused of abusing his pati...

Do you rinse your plunger after using it in the toilet? Krystle doesn't own a plunger. Bear attacks trainer in Russia. Chimp Crazy on Max. Rover is baffled by people who get duped into being in a cult. Video on the origins of old words we still use today. Rachel Ray is seen slurring her words in a new video. According to Jeffrey's scale, he has lost 30 pounds. Rover says he is right when it comes...

Secret love affair between Krystle and Charlie or strange coincidence? Why is Jeffrey whispering? People tried taking advantage of what they believed was a bank glitch to collect free money. Charlie says banks rip poor people off by charging overdraft fees. Man goes on the news to talk about a serial porch pooper who has targeted his home. Rover has something for Jeffrey. According to TikTok, Hell...

Snitz is no longer standing to wipe. Seven high school and middle school football players have died inthe past month. Duji has changed her stance on high school football. Krystle was up all night and is afraid to fart in frotn of her new guy. Going to jail for building code violations. Fried ranch is a hit at the Minnesota State Fair. There was a homeless sign in the fart box. Snitzer is doing his...

App update. Are you on the surface of the sun? Are landlords responsible for getting rid of bed bugs? Is anyone in the Larocque household still sleeping on that mattress? Hanging with Mr. Cooper. The Surgeon general issues a warning about parents being so stressed out that they are not able to function. Duji says she is hanging on by a thread some days. Charlie's mom is in a nursing facility. Emer...

JLR is put out by having to put some effort into his home studio setup. What does Snitzer carry in his purse? Disabling the ads. Woman has a freedom party after she discovers her fiancé is cheating and calls off the wedding. Charlie was baffled by an image he saw. Jeffrey hangs up on Rover. Woman makes bread dough on a flight. A man planned on killing his wife so he could marry her daughter. Docto...

Rover is irritated by drivers who cross all four lanes when entering the highway. Duji is nosey. Man arrested after a road rage incident in Florida. Rover cannot remember the last concert he was excited to attend. Man with the world's largest penis, Matt Barr, has written a book. Charlie used to get lightheaded from his erection. Touching the toilet bowl with your penis. Released Hamas hostage was...

Charlie was seen at King Gizzard. Jeffrey has a hard time adjusting his camera and leaves twice during the show. Rover is not satisfied with the "All Clear." Get rid of that chair! A woman driving the wrong way on the highway. How long has he known? Some exciting news has been revealed. Man is seen on body cam singing after he was accused of decapitating his parents.  See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Where is Jeffrey Larocque? J.D. Vance ordering donuts. Rapper,  Juvenile, was kicked off an American Airlines flight. Would Charlie give up his first class seat fro Christa? Krystle had a small procedure done. Pig Butchering scam. Who is the most flexible on the show? Is Duji still talking to Rover's family? What fell out of Nancy Pelosi's pants? 40 years of service earns a man 40 sausage rolls. C...

Another bug was found in the studio. Michael Hall Jr. domestic violence incident. Krystle witnessed domestic violence as a child. QR codes on college athlete's helmets. Begging for donations. Elon Musk is foreclosing on Gene Wilder's former home in Los Angeles. Judge handcuffs student on a field trip. Rover's class took a field trip to a court room, and they got to sit in on a murder trial. See om...

Snitz is back. Number one tennis player in the world, Jannik Sinner, tested positive for steroids, twice. What sport requires the most endurance? RFK Jr. posed a dead bear on a bike in Central Park. Rover was amazed by a taxidermy Bengal tiger. Man arrested over making fake pizza flyers in Miami. Eric Andre claims he was racially profiled at the airport in Australia. Charlie has gotten stopped mul...

Gianna's first day of school. Charlie blew his butt out. Jeffrey wore suspenders to high school. A former NFL player urinated on another passenger on his flight. Managers are concerned that Charlie would be an unruly passenger on his plane to Japan. Charlie has obtained the most entertaining video of the year thus far. A doctor has been reprimanded for performing unnecessary rectal exams. OF model...

Where is Snitzer? What does it take to be a professional wrestler? MMA male and female match up. Bebe Rexha says she was banned from her flight after speaking Albanian to an employee. Model causes a fatal car accident after partaking in a drug called "tuci." Getting stuck in the k-hole. Who took the weed out of the studio? A couple saves $70k for their wedding by getting creative. JLR went to his...

Duji lost her computer mouse. Update on the Taco Bell murder suicide.  Caller stole 30k from a local restaurant. Couple is shot after winning money at a casino. Kroger is thinking of starting dynamic pricing. Jeffrey reveals he was once homeless. People hate Blake Lively. Charlie might be buying counterfeit vapes.  Rover is very excited for Emily in Paris. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

A car crashes through a woman's fence in the middle of the night. Would you take $50 thousand dollars not to call the cops? An ad for a fake Rolex catches Rover's eye. Browns player, Mike Hall Jr., was arrested for domestic violence. CEO of a private equity firm choke slams a teenager at In-N-Out Burger. Murder suicide at a Taco Bell in Stow. An attempted kidnapping in Texas. Crazy girl or abusive...