Rover's Morning Glory

Racoons have decided to defecate in the lava rock around Rover's house. Awkward moment when sports reporter Kate Scott offers to shake UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

U.S. Supreme Court banning baby names. Social media prankster, Tommy Tough Knuckles, was arrested on multiple charges. Parents in North Carolina have been charged with involuntary manslaughter after their 7-year-old was hit by a car walking home from the store. Krystle would walk to and from elementary school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 16-year-old track runner was disqualified after she celebrated her win at the CIF State Championship. Charlie has sprayed a fire extinguisher and says it is disgusting. A fight broke out with a woman, her daughter and employees at Chic-Fil-A. Rover doesn't understand long fingernails and fake eyelashes. Escaped convicts in New Orleans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover wonders how much fake news is out there regarding the Diddy trial? Jeffrey is obsessed with Solitaire, hours on Facebook messenger, and he doesn't want to start saving for his daughter's wedding. NFL long snapper, Jake McQuaide, was escorted from church after a heated exchange with the priest over porn accusations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The contractors claim there is a projected date bankruptcy box will be done. Taking pictures of your food. Has JLR's drug test results come back? Leaked report claims Olympic Algerian boxer Imane Khelif has male chromosomes. Is JLR happy someone else on the show pooped their pants? Charlie went to a concert in Columbus. Due process. A Maryland woman has been charged with child abuse after hitting...

The contractors claim there is a projected date bankruptcy box will be done. Taking pictures of your food. Have JLR's drug test results come back? Leaked report claims Olympic Algerian boxer Imane Khelif has male chromosomes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is JLR happy someone else on the show pooped their pants? Charlie went to a concert in Columbus. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Due process. A Maryland woman has been charged with child abuse after hitting a child for calling her Miss Piggy on a plane. Krystle used to get hit with a belt. Rover loves Keith Kennedy's radio show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walt Disney is being turned into a robot, Rick Astley, and the Harlem Globetrotters. The angry caller returns with a cooler head to try and get through to Rover. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie made a drastic change in his appearance. Faux hawks. JLR was knocked out of the ring while refereeing a wrestling match. Time limits, receipts, and having your finger measured. A flight attendant on the way to London found dancing naked in the bathroom. Did Charlie swap out his and Jeffrey's drug tests? Meeting up with ladies. Rover had a diarrhea accident. CCTV footage of Rover rushing ba...

Charlie made a drastic change in his appearance. Faux hawks. JLR was knocked out of the ring while refereeing a wrestling match. Time limits, receipts, and having your finger measured. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A flight attendant on the way to London found dancing naked in the bathroom. Did Charlie swap out his and Jeffrey's drug tests? Meeting up with ladies. Rover had a diarrhea accident. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CCTV footage of Rover rushing back to his house. New research finds Keytruda can help treat throat cancer caused by oral sex. Republican lawmaker in Louisiana is trying to pass a law banning "chemtrails." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A friend of Duji's believes she needs to go inside when she sees "chemtrails" because she is trying to get pregnant. The Trans-Human-Agenda. Charlie got his photos back from his London trip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who is wrong in a car crash? Rover makes a formal accusation against somebody in the Metallica poster theft. Is it illegal to drive barefoot? Man named Master Baiter gets caught cranking it in public. UK will start chemically castrating sex offenders. Teen breaks into 121 cars in one night. Jeffrey explains why he had to wear a cast in elementary school. Duji can't stop falling for AI videos. Gigi...

It takes eight hours to mow the lawn. Brett Favre. Rover believes management is hiding something about the missing Metallica picture. Tiger King, Joe Exotic, upset by President Trump pardoning everyone but him while he dies of cancer. Teenage daughter, learning how to drive, goes over a cliff flipping the car killing her father. Is Duji nervous about Gianna getting her license? A Coast Guard veter...

It takes eight hours to mow the lawn. Brett Favre. Rover believes management is hiding something about the missing Metallica picture. Tiger King, Joe Exotic, upset by President Trump pardoning everyone but him while he dies of cancer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teenage daughter, learning how to drive, goes over a cliff flipping the car killing her father. Is Duji nervous about Gianna getting her license? A Coast Guard veteran, turned OnlyFans model, pled guilty to murdering a man in an Ohio national park. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Texas passed a law about displaying the ten commandments in the classroom. Can Rover list the ten commandments? France is trying to scrub the video of the French President Macron being pushed in the face from the internet. Krystle likes Candace Owens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The solicitor general in Texas, Judd Stone, resigned after complaints of sexual harassment after he described an explicit rape fantasy. Seton Hall freshman pitcher describes brutal hazing he experienced while on the team. Charlie was embarrassed by his tidy whities. Puppetry of the Penis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has the Metallica photo been returned? JLR has never gotten a Math problem wrong. Rover is annoyed by Naomi Osaka breaking down after losing the French Open. Tennis athlete Danielle Collins speaks out about the viral incident with the cameraman. The show asks ChatGPT "am I hot or not?" Rumor is that Shedeur Sanders has bought a $500k Rolls-Royce. Mishearing the lyrics. Rover was stuck trying to le...

Has the Metallica photo been returned? JLR has never gotten a Math problem wrong. Rover is annoyed by Naomi Osaka breaking down after losing the French Open. Tennis athlete Danielle Collins speaks out about the viral incident with the cameraman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show asks ChatGPT "am I hot or not?" Rumor is that Shedeur Sanders has bought a $500k Rolls-Royce. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mishearing the lyrics. Rover was stuck trying to leave the parking garage. Sex before bed improves sleep quality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman who has been suffering from a sinus infection for seven years finds out it is from E. coli. Rover will never forget the time his date farted in the car. Video of a paraglider in China who was sucked up by the wind near the mountains. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.