Rover's Morning Glory

Police are called to a home after a man was seen walking around nude and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. Charlie has dabbled in using the vacuum for pleasure. Using a condom to masturbate for easy clean up. Hooker helped JLR put a condom on for the first time. Did JLR have to go to "John school" after he was arrested?  Would Krystle fall for an inmate? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Rover's cat runs the house. Queen of Manhattan, the Vanessa Del Rio biopic. Don Lemon has been arrested for taking part of the protest at a Minnesota church. List Crawler. Candace Owens released a video of Erika Kirk allegedly giggling after her husband's death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover had a charging emergency in the G-Wagon. Christa will let the gas in the car run all the way down, so Charlie has to fill up the tank. Sanity check. 3D printing. A new beer is debuting for the Superbowl called Nature Calls. The Browns hired a new head coach. New video shows Alex Pretti at a different ICE protest confronting federal agents. Can you legally carry a gun at a protest? Sydney Swe...

Rover had a charging emergency in the G-Wagon. Christa will let the gas in the car run all the way down, so Charlie has to fill up the tank. Sanity check. 3D printing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new beer is debuting for the Superbowl called Nature Calls. The Browns hired a new head coach. New video shows Alex Pretti at a different ICE protest confronting federal agents.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you legally carry a gun at a protest? Sydney Sweeney has launched a new lingerie brand. Skinny asked Krystle to not wear granny panties. Rover begs B2 to get rid of a pair of socks she got from an airline.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More mouse poop has been found in desks at iHeart. Charlie has been watching movies on the Oscar's list of best picture nominees. An assistant principal was fired after reading a book to 2nd graders. Charlie had to evacuate his class after a girl pooped her pants.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover offers to buy JLR a new astronaut suit set. Ear catching names. Duji refuses to have her mom move in with her. Rover's cooktop doesn't work at the condo. Salesman is suing Tom Ford after he alleges his boss was engaging in sexual acts and intimate photos with VIP clients. Fake news stories. A man was arrested after he sprayed Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar in the face with an unknown su...

Rover offers to buy JLR a new astronaut suit set. Ear catching names. Duji refuses to have her mom move in with her. Rover's cooktop doesn't work at the condo. Salesman is suing Tom Ford after he alleges his boss was engaging in sexual acts and intimate photos with VIP clients.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fake news stories. A man was arrested after he sprayed Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar in the face with an unknown substance. Chrissy Teigen announced on her social media that she has been sober for 53 days. Duji claims she has never partaken in dry January.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR and his wife have been sleeping in bed together for months. The Browns cannot find a replacement head coach. Writing an essay for a job interview. Billionaires can get away with rub and tug. Superbowl picks.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paparazzi. Gia's friends want Rover to buy her Harry Styles tickets for her 16th birthday. Did JLR run into something with his car? A man running for Ohio Attorney General claims he will kill Donald Trump. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR wears his NASA shirt in remembrance of two tragic events. Rover got into a screaming match with the condo contractor. Duji is a gummy princess. JLR lies about what groceries he bought. Texas has enacted a law that every classroom must display the 10 commandments on the wall. JLR goes tries to remember all 10 commandments. Charlie saw a riot police break up a Halloween bash. Duji's mom's memory...

JLR wears his NASA shirt in remembrance of two tragic events. Rover got into a screaming match with the condo contractor. Duji is a gummy princess. JLR lies about what groceries he bought. Texas has enacted a law that every classroom must display the 10 commandments on the wall. JLR goes tries to remember all 10 commandments.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie saw a riot police break up a Halloween bash. Duji's mom's memory is deteriorating, so she is attempting to get power of attorney. House was swatted after a false call.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji's mom's cable bill is $500. RMG nursing home. A man who robbed a Brinks truck was shot and killed by police. Would you live in a house that someone was killed in?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robbers crashed into a jewelry store in California. People are cleaning Duji's house. Child actor from Ned's Declassified, Tylor Chase, seen disheveled on the streets. Rover met a child actor, from Small Wonder, begging for money.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover was stuck on the toilet. JLR called Duji concerned about Rover. JLR has written three chapters of his Blood in the Studio book sequel. Duji claims to have won DraftKings. Free Climb live stream on Netflix. Patagonia is suing a drag queen over their name. B2 called Rover almost in tears by how filthy bankruptcy box was left after the cleaners were there. A dildo was found stuck to a cloc...

Rover was stuck on the toilet. JLR called Duji concerned about Rover. JLR has written three chapters of his Blood in the Studio book sequel. Duji claims to have won DraftKings. Free Climb live stream on Netflix.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patagonia is suing a drag queen over their name. B2 called Rover almost in tears by how filthy bankruptcy box was left after the cleaners were there. A dildo was found stuck to a clock tower in Algonquin. ICE shot nurse, Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would rover protest for? Rover and Charlie disagree on what happened during the latest ICE shooting of Alex Pretti. A couple won $200k after they sued a university for being discriminated for "food racism." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Witness of the man going crazy over his wife talking to someone else on their flight calls in to explain his experience. Google and Apple have been listening to people's private conversations and are paying out settlements. Secret sonic weapon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji is forced to sit in the fart box. Krystle was worried about smelling like rotten eggs. Is sitting in the main studio making JLR smarter? Charlie is yelled at for using his hazard lights. Iceland, Greenland, same thing. A woman sent a video to police of a man riding the subway wearing crotchless pants. Rover was intrigued by an ad talking about zucchini extenders. Midnight Oil. Co-founder and...

Duji is forced to sit in the fart box. Krystle was worried about smelling like rotten eggs. Is sitting in the main studio making JLR smarter? Charlie gets yelled at for using his hazard lights. Iceland, Greenland, same thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman sent a video to police of a man riding the subway wearing crotchless pants. Rover was intrigued by an ad talking about zucchini extenders. Midnight Oil. Co-founder and chief technology officer of Thinking Machines Lab, Barret Zoph, has been fired after being confronted about having a relationship with a former subordinate. Does Duji hate all women? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...