Rover's Morning Glory

A revelation was made during the Aftermath. How did Krystle's doctor appointment go? Washing your hands before you pee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Supplying hand soap for the bathroom. Dak Prescott cancelled his wedding to Sarah Jane Ramos in Lake Como one month before the date. Rover asked Duji to sign a prenup when they were engaged.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Indy cars versus F1. Former NFL player, Cam Newton, believes the value of a woman is lowered the more children they have. Rover believes people who wear multiple layers of clothes are insane.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is on the candy table at bankruptcy box? Tallying JLR's phrases. B2 claims Rover has the magic mushroom story wrong. Rover's botched spinal tap. Relationship advice. TikTok tarot card reader sued by professor who was being accused of the grisly Bryan Kohberger murders. Did JLR talk to Tomas or his dad over the weekend? Agents stormed a plane that just landed over a bomb threat. Timothée Chala...

What is on the candy table at bankruptcy box? Tallying JLR's phrases. B2 claims Rover has the magic mushroom story wrong. Rover's botched spinal tap. Relationship advice. TikTok tarot card reader sued by professor who was being accused of the grisly Bryan Kohberger murders. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did JLR talk to Tomas or his dad over the weekend? Agents stormed a plane that just landed over a bomb threat. Timothée Chalamet disses the ballet and the opera. Duji is offended. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Krystle was in debilitating pain. An 18-year-old has been charged with 15 years in prison after toilet papering a teacher's home.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR judged the 5-way tie talent show and ignored Charlie. Charlie panicked while trying to scuba dive in a pool. The LA Marathon ended with a photo finish. Has Rover gotten JLR's matching set? Video of JLR singing karaoke at the talent show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taking your shoes off in the house. Ego death. Lemon Party. Is it still a Rueben sandwich if there is no rye bread? Lemon pepper steppers. Ayahuasca treatment to cure depression and anxiety. DMT. We are all connected through our consciousness. Duji has never seen The Matrix. New rules on where to put your hands on the steering wheel. President Trump has fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noe...

Taking your shoes off in the house. Ego death. Lemon Party. Is it still a Rueben sandwich if there is no rye bread? Lemon pepper steppers. Ayahuasca treatment to cure depression and anxiety. DMT.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are all connected through our consciousness. Duji has never seen The Matrix. New rules on where to put your hands on the steering wheel. President Trump has fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why did JLR call Curious George? JLR would not work at Wendy's as their taste tester for $100k. McDonald's CEO tried their new Big Arch burger. Charlie eats his burgers upside down. A mother has been arrested in connection with two little girls' deaths in Cleveland. A middle school teacher was caught urinating in the classroom and pouring it down the sink.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Prediction "betting" market Kalshi, doesn't want to pay out on bets tied to the killing of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. Rover would cut U.S. flags out of the newspaper when he was young. Curious George calls to find out why JLR called him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR talks to Krystle more in the Fart Box without Charlie. All of the parents on the show have kids that are gen z. Gen Z is the first generation that is dumber than the last. JLR bets Duji $1 she won't pass a test on the book Fahrenheit 451. Conspiracy theory about why the Dubai chocolate bar was invented. Snitzer is driving the food truck around. The show gets mileage updates from Snitzer and th...

JLR talks to Krystle more in the Fart Box without Charlie. All of the parents on the show have kids that are gen z. Gen Z is the first generation that is dumber than the last. JLR bets Duji $1 she won't pass a test on the book Fahrenheit 451. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Conspiracy theory about why the Dubai chocolate bar was invented. Snitzer is driving the food truck around. The show gets mileage updates from Snitzer and the Fart Box crew. Senator Tim Sheehy sprang into action to help police wrestle a protestor out of a hearing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best picture nominees. Is Charlie still taking the weight loss shot? A female nurse in Wisconsin was busted with having sexual relations with a patient under her care. Rover still wonders what kind of mushroom he ate in London.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

B2 is not happy about Rover wanting to have a soiree at bankruptcy box. Britney Spears was arrested for DUI. Millions of dollars' worth of Tucker Carlson's brand of nicotine pouches were stolen. Curious George missed a call from JLR. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bankruptcy box has a new finish date is April. JLR would prefer voice chat rather than text. Would you be upset over someone passing away that you never met? JLR is excited to talk about ejection seats. What happened to the pilots that were shot down over Kuwait? Blood chit. Rover is still attempting to get his money back from the casino in Morrocco. Papa G was suffering from a painful swollen han...

Bankruptcy box has a new finish date. JLR would prefer voice chat rather than text. Would you be upset over someone passing away that you never met? Mary from St. Louis calls in to defend herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR is excited to talk about ejection seats. What happened to the pilots that were shot down over Kuwait? Blood chit. Rover is still attempting to get his money back from the casino in Morrocco.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Papa G was suffering from a painful swollen hand for two weeks. Added fundraiser cost on restaurant bill. Holding onto receipts. Matt & Caitlyn call in to talk about how she is doing after having her legs amputated due to a strep throat infection.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji almost hit a man with her car. Has Rover talked to anyone about his car being hit? Any update with Charlie's girlfriend's rental car incident? Did Posh Spice ever sing while in The Spice Girls? Has JLR asked about what kind of program Tomas is involved in? Recorded video through META glasses is being sent overseas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People aren't buying JLR's Zeppe's pizza story. What states are the most dishonest? Somebody hit Rover's Benz. Someone made $553K on a Polymarket bet on Khamenei's death. Guys took pictures of themselves in front of Austin mass shooting victims. Justin Timberlake sues to stop release of video showing his DWI arrest. What time should you get to the airport? People get in way more fatal car crashes...

Krystle is out sick. What size TVs does everyone have? Jeffrey was spotted at a pizza place with a tall woman. Sad news about superfan, Carrie from Rochester. Bill Clinton spotted with two women in a picture from the 90s. Charlie went to a strip club in Atlanta. Was Jim Carrey replaced with a clone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.