Route to Victory Road

Send a text Gear Up for the final instalment of the Ruby and Sapphire games! Shelter yourself from the Behemoth Bash of the Meteor Mash from the Champion! Will we Spin Out, or will we Make It Rain as we drop the Gigaton Hammer on this Iron Head? One thing is for sure, you will hear the Metal Sound of the Doom Desire on both sides as we fight Metal Claw to Iron Tail against the Iron Defense of the...

Send a text Welcome BACK to the Kanto Region, Pokéfans and PokéManiacs! We're excited to be back after our brief hiatus, and we're back in the region that started it all with the first remakes (FireRed and LeafGreen) in the main series titles! We hope you enjoy our gimmick this season as we try to create PokéCouples in-game! Wedlocke is the name of the game (with our own twist, of course...

Send a text You've heard the Chatter! It's time for a Sky Attack as we Fly into this next leg of the journey and take on the Fortree City Gym Leader, an Aerial Ace who will cause a Hurricane of trouble! Will our Pluck be enough to withstand the Aeroblast of her Acrobatics? Can we possibly Bounce back with the help of last week's Tailwind? Find out in the current Sky Drop! Support th...

Send a text Another Normal episode this week as we Take Down the Petalburg City Gym Leader, our Father! The twins Tackle and Thrash the Mean Look of the family patriarch, and you'll Screech at the Supersonic Extreme Speed of the Endeavor. Will he succumb to the Feint, or is it a Fake Out and he will Endure? Only one way to find out, Follow Me. After You Chip Away at this latest episode, Work...

Send a text Time for a Fire Blast on this Sunny Day as we take on the Inferno that is the Lavaridge Town Gym Leader. We face the Heat Wave of her Magma Storm as she leads us through a Fiery Dance of Flare Blitz. Will she Incinerate our hopes of winning, or will we leave her Mind Blown in this Sacred Fire battle of the ages! Things are starting to Burn Up, but don't Overheat, follow us on a Si...

Send a text Hear that Eerie Impulse? It's Thunder on the horizon this week as we make a Wild Charge against the Mauville City Gym Leader. Nuzzle up to a loved one as you catch up on our Rising Voltage and experience the Double Shock of this week's Discharge. We have an Electro Ball as we face off against the Plasma Fists of this Stoked Sparksurfer, but will this Spark our downfall? Or wi...

Send a text Our Revenge is nigh! Detect the Superpower of our Mach Punch. We shouldn't have to Hammer Arm you into catching this Submission. Quick Guard yourself from the Collision Course and Counter the Low Sweep as we Circle Throw the Dewford Town Gym Leader with our Final Gambit. No Retreat! This episode is an All-Out Pummeling! Support the show

Send a text A rolling stone gathers no moss, it's time for an epic showdown in season 3!! Roxanne tries to lay the Smack Down on us by showing us the Ancient Power of her Rock-type Pokémon! We Rollout into the Hoenn region and into the Sandstorm of the Rustboro City Gym. Hopefully it will not become our Rock Tomb! Join us on our journey! Support the show

Send a text We finish up our Johto Journey this week with a Rolling Kick to our foes! We show our Growth and prove our Strength as we blow through the end game at Supersonic Extreme Speed! Thunder will sound from the Agility that we demonstrate, our Superpower will make the Earthquake. Minimize the chance of being caught in the Barrage and Safeguard yourself by tuning in to the Psywave and followi...

Send a text We Teleport to the end of the gyms in Kanto this week as we take on the 4 remaining Gym Leaders (in our own Pseudo-Elite 4). Will the 4 remaining leaders Imprison us in their Vise Grip? Or will their attacks Bounce off of us without a Scratch? Clamp on and Detect the Signal Beam directly into your mind as we Crabhammer them into having Amnesia! Or maybe all we can do is Glare at their...

Send a text This week it's a Double Slap as we take on the Tomboyish Mermaid and the Nature-Loving Princess! We Slam, Stomp, and Slash (and sometimes Flail) our way through Struggle after Struggle. Can we Detect the Feint Attack and Endure? Or will a lack of Forsight lead to our Last Resort in an Outrage? Follow Me as the Sparks Fly, and look forward to the Encore! Support the show

Send a text Doo do doot do dooo doo! We take the gyms two at a time in the new region as the dynamic duo continues through the Gold and Silver games, this week! Will we be shocked by the Lightning Lieutenant? Or will the Master of Psychic Pokémon hold us in a trance? Answers to those questions and more await! Support the show

Send a text We Wrap up Johto as we Tackle the Elite 4 and Thrash them at Supersonic speed! You don't have to be Psychic to guess how this one went, it was a Struggle! After the Smack Down we take some time to Recover, and then Lick the Champion as well! What a Nightmare! Support the show

Send a text This week we took some time to finish some side questing in the Johto Region before heading up to Victory Road! Sorry for the delay, but we hope you find this week enjoyable all the same! Support the show

Send a text This week the duo was really in a Bind. The Vise Grip of time was not on their side, so this episode is late. We apologize! But the Pay Day has come!  We Thrash Team Rocket before heading off to face the Dragon Rage of our newest opponent, the Blackthorn City Gym Leader.  Hopefully our Counter will be enough, and we've gone through enough Growth to Endure the Magnitude of her Drag...

Send a text This week we Drill Run the Nightmare of Mahogany Town. We handle Team Rocket and their Acid Armor, we Detect their Toxic Gas and force them to Withdraw. But, there is an Icy Wind on the horizon. Can our duo face the Blizzard? No time to Rest, we must Sharpen our resolve and Return to our Pursuit with Extreme Speed! Support the show

Send a text This week, we lay the Smack Down on Jasmine and.... that's it. But! We also share our thoughts on a movie we watched! Support the show

Send a text We've had some time to Bulk Up and also to Focus Energy. Now the time has come to Detect the moment for a Submission. Cianwood City Gym Leader, Chuck, has no Counter for our Dynamic Punch! Regardless of our Superpower, it'll be a Close Combat. Tune in! Support the show

Send a text This week we Lick the leader of the Ecruteak City Gym, who didn't stand a Ghost of a chance. I'm sure he'll Curse our name and cast a Mean Look in our direction after the Nightmare we put him through. In the Confusion, I forgot to mention his team, but they were Not Very Effective, and therefore, failed their Pursuit. Support the show

Send a text Time to Pick Up where we left off and show off our Big Pecks with this Submission. We Hammer Arm the Goldenrod City Gym Leader this week as our Struggle continues through the Johto Region! Prepare your Milk Drink and tune in! Support the show

Send a text The Signal Beam has gone out, come check out what the Bug Buzz is all about! We Lunge at our opponent hoping to Leech Life from him, but after his Attack Order, the First Impression has been made. Quiver, Dance, Fly it won't matter, we'll Beat Up this Bug bearing buster till he's bruised and bleating for the bashing to break. Support the show

Send a text The 2nd Season begins! Follow Me into the Johto Region as we ride the Tailwind into the second generation of games! Can our hosts Endure the Barrage of new features and bugs!? Forsight into Falkner's forte would favourably fortify the foray of our friends! Tune in now! Support the show

Send a text P.L. This episode is a little late due to sickness, and we mention having a good weekend, and mention the date, etc. Please forgive us! We Explode back into the scene with a Barrage of hard hitting Slashes to our opponents in this Fire Blast of an episode! After a much needed Rest, Mack and Jaylee are ready to Take Down the Elite 4! This episode promises more Frustration, more Rage, mo...

Send a text - - Attention All Super Nerds - - There is nothing wrong with the description of this podcast or the contents of the audio therein. This is a completely normal broadcast with absolutely no tampering of any kind. As for the identity of the unmentioned 8th Gym Leader? Who can say if we will ever know who runs the Gym in Viridian City. Not I, Theomore Roockevelt Grunt. That is all. Carry...

Send a text There were some problems with the audio in this one, but I tried to fix them as best as I could! We Bite off as much as we can chew in this blazing battle against Blaine, the Fire-type gym leader. Will we Fly above the Lava Plume? Or will he Stomp us into the Surf? Lend us a Helping Hand by Kricketuning in to find out! Support the show