Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross and Jessie recap their biggest news and pop culture stories of the year as well as do a rapid fire for the decade, and you know Jables had to give you one last Crime Corner for the 2010's!  We'll be back January 6th! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie discuss their child asking for weird gifts for Christmas and what you should do, the millennials vs OK Boomer debate, the leaked A$AP Rocky sex tape, Ross challenges 20 year-olds to shots, Steph Curry's d**k pics and the surprise of his hog,  Ross goes back and interviews Alex Jones, and what the hell is "Krampus?" Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pri...

Ross and Jessie discusses why it's important to praise yourself, the magic of Jon Favreau living out his best life with baby Yoda and food, why it's next to impossible to make a cooking show sexy, the weird disease called "Imposter Syndrome", and Jessie discusses her 'Banger Sister' that is patiently waiting to be with her for eternity.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

Ross and Jessie rejoice over their made up holiday "Pine Cone Day" which happens every December 16th, the legend of Jimmy Tree Legs, why your family isn't safe around Jimmy Tree Legs,  Jables is making pine cone pie, Ross shares his hatred for Greta Thunberg, Jables shares her two worst favorite murderers, and why every man needs a try out a crazy Florida woman. Advertising Inquiries:...

Ross and Jessie discuss the articles of impeachment brought against President Trump and why it will fail, Santa leaving sausage for families this year, the porn star who cancelled an interview on Ross due to a brutal sex scene the night before, stupid medical studies that are a complete waste of money, the disappointing ending to 'Silicon Valley', women directors mad at not getting nominat...

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables first attempt at smoking ribs and pork butt, Lizzo's a** hanging out of her dress during the Lakers game, why being in the chorus was a dream for Ross in high school, why we hate Meryl Streep, why we should watch the upcoming movie "Cats" on drugs and livestream it, and we break down the 2020 Golden Globe nominations.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables scary new obsession with the Royal family, the "four handed massage", the death of the Hollywood bombshell, why people are getting raped in Ubers, Jay Z turns 50 years old, the banana duct taped to a wall that sold for $120,000 at Art Basel in Miami, why no one needs a $6 tube of chapstick, and we break down the magic of "Hanks"Giving. Advertising Inq...

Ross and Jessie discuss Billie Eilish getting $25 million from Apple for her documentary, the world leaders caught on camera gossiping about Trump, Joel Osteen and Kanye West going on tour together opening up at Yankee Stadium, the white van hoax that Jessie wishes she were apart of, and Justin Timberlake apologizing for getting handsy with his new co-star. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

Ross and Jessie discuss the fad of "perineum sunning" and how actor Josh Brolin burned his "pucker hole", the honest review of the Martin Scorsese movie "The Irishman" and Shia LeBeauf's movie "The Peanut Butter Falcon", what it means that Kamala Harris left the Democratic race for President, Gabrielle Union getting fired by Simon Cowell, the Pelaton ad that sho...

Ross and Jessie discuss the late date of Thanksgiving causing Christmas to be rushed in, the amount of toilet time you use after Turkey Day, Jables goes hard against Planet Fitness, Jessie gets a Traeger Grill and smokes her first turkey, Ross gears up for his run in politics, the genius of Martin Scorsese, and why Ross is finally over caring about seeing films in actual theaters. Advertising Inqu...

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of the Australian koala "Lewis", Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous Christmas list, why Thanksgiving is Jessie's Super Bowl, how white Coldplay has finally turned into the political band you now hate, and how now Uber wants to record every single ride they pick up. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.c...

Ross takes a trip down memory lane as he sits down with his college best friend Ryan Rextis to discuss the "hamster story" never told, why everyone usually says college is the best time in their life, being locked in a room for 23 and a half hours during Hell Week, what fraternity hazing is really like and sadly why the Greek system is dead, taking a dump in a Wendy's Frosty cup, and w...

Ross and Jessie discuss "Shart Gate" involving Eric Swalwell's epic fart live on air with Chris Matthews, the North Dakota campaign "Meth We Are On It", Jessie actually partying last night, the “Get Woke Go Broke” slogan that Hollywood Executives are saying behind closed doors,  Elizabeth Banks saying that her new Charlie’s Angels movie tanking is reinforcement that men won’t p...

Ross and Jessie welcome that one disgusting friend to the show; Jarred Taylor.  They discuss his sex life, why you can't just take random girls on vacation, the one that got away, a "Trainwreck" reality show idea involving 3 layovers, a donkey ride, and a train.  Buckle up for this one, it's exactly what you hoped for.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...

Ross and Jessie discuss why he desperately wants the old school Motorola RAZR flip phone that is about to be re-released, why Apple users shame you on your text message colors and why green or blue matters to people, why Ross thinks Steve Jobs is actually alive and is secretly used as a hologram, why NBC, ABC, and CBS are breaking in to cover the impeachment hearings and killing daytime television...

Ross and Jessie discuss the disappointment behind John Legend winning sexiest man of the year in People magazine, why the FCC can't stop Ross from going live on air running on the school board, Kanye West performing with Joel Osteen on stage this weekend, why seeing the Mona Lisa is going to get harder, and Jables drops the worst "Crime Corner" in show history. Advertising Inquiries: h...

Ross and Jessie discuss the Disney+ app dropping last night, we discuss the Dr. Phil episode with the 30 year old Ukranian dwarf which has divided the Patterson household, Jessie is getting a Taeger grill to smoke a Thanksgiving turkey, and T.I discussing taking his daughter to the gynecologist to see if she's still a virgin. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Ou...

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' paranoia about texting and whether people are recording things, the art of taking an internet comment too far, how to properly end a text conversation so people won't text back, the possible comeback of Meghan Kelly, why Jessie doesn't consider Matt Damon a "daddy", Bill Murray filling out a job application at PF Chang's in the Atlanta Airport,...

Ross and Jessie discuss Keanu Reeves dating what appears to be an older woman who Ross thinks is Helen Mirren, Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram in the most "McConaughey" way possible, Aaron Hernandez's gay lover writes a book which involves another unsolved murder, James Dean is going to be CGI's into a new movie, would Jessie choose to grow a new husband in the event of Ross&...

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross losing his first Championship as a head coach, the 22 year old Ukranian woman who posed as a 6 year old orphan, Ross and Jessie being shadow banned on Itunes, how Trump wasn't actually booed at UFC, why Cuba Gooding Jr. needs to stop grabbing a**, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

Ross and Jessie discuss the House voting to move forward on impeachment hearings for Trump, why the critcs hate the new Apple TV Jennifer Aniston/Reese Witherspoon show, how Apple phones might move to a subscription base model, Aaron Sorkin penning an op-ed piece to Mark Zuckerberg in the New York Times, Jables wants to bring back old catch phrases, why celebrities are moving out of Los Angeles, a...

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables mad pumpkin carving skills, why you should never trust a homeless man with a goatee, medicine that causes your taint to get infected as a side effect, Jessie reads off her infamous Halloween creepy one-liners, Ross dreams of a haunted house full of strangle-bation victims, and people are raging against child's insensitive Halloween costumes. Advertising Inquiries...

Ross and Jessie discuss the wildfires in California, an honest review of the new Kanye West all gospel album, Ross' trip to the Urgent Care late Friday night, booing Trump at the World Series after killing the leader of ISIS, the 2 flashers who pulled their tits out at the Game 5, the magic and simplicity of the "Hot Ones" show on YouTube, and someone sends in Ross a "Crime Corner&...

Ross and Jessie question whether or not bullies are necessary in life, being super late to the show "Chernobyl", the new Breaking Bad movie "El Camino" and why they didn't ruin it, Nikki Minaj marries a prisoner, Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner", and stay tuned for "Overtime" which involves a super inappropriate Halloween costume. Advertising Inquir...

Ross and Jessie discuss the worst rejection in food history-- being turned down by a Sbarro Pizzeria late night in New York City.  We also chat about Rolling Stone's 100 Best Singers list of all time and how they got it wrong, who surprisingly landed the rights for the Suge Knight biopic, and Jessie claims Tom Hanks might be a low-key d**k. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands P...