Ross Patterson Revolution!

While Jessie gets ready to give birth Ross goes solo to talk about the Buffalo shooter vs. the Waukesha Christmas Parade attack and why the media handled the cases differently, Elon Musk's mom is on the cover of the 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and the country is still out of baby formula.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use co...

Succession actor James Cromwell superglued himself to a Starbucks counter to protest vegan milk costing more than regular milk, Patti Lupone was filmed screaming at an audience member at her Broadway show for not wearing their mask right, and we need to hypnotize Giorgio so he can recover horrible memories from his childhood.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/dr...

The love story between Alabama prison guard Vicky White and her lover, convicted murderer Casey White, has reached a tragic conclusion. Vicky White, and love, have died. Plus Young Thug was arrested for helping his friends murder someone, Kendrick Lamar's new video is incredible, and the ACL lineup... kinda sucks.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbro...

Drake slid into a random woman's DM's to mess with her husband, Cardi B says she is a prisoner of fame and would give it all up (but not the money), the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue features a pregnant woman this year, and a British man grows a penis on his arm to replace the one he lost.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DR...

The Met Gala once again looked creepily dystopian (but Jared Leto was beautiful), Pete Davidson deserves absolutely nothing that he has been given, and a female prison guard in Alabama broke her convicted murderer boyfriend out of the slammer and now the two are on the run.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYT...

Jason Sudeikis served ex-girlfriend Olivia Wilde with child custody papers while she was speaking on stage about her new film (starring new boyfriend Harry Styles), the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial keeps getting more and more hilarious, and a karate teacher in Florida tried to have sex with her 11-year-old student.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinb...

Breaking down the newly leaked police bodycam footage from the aftermath of Alec Baldwin's fatal shooting of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the film 'Rust' -- plus Howard Stern calls Johnny Depp a narcissist for televising his trial against Amber Heard.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Matt...

Mike Tyson beat up an annoying fan who wouldn't stop bothering him on a flight, Ezra Miller keeps beating up women in Hawaii, Johnny Depp keeps proving he never hit Amber Heard (and that she definitely DID hit him), and a kindergartner passed out some shots of tequila at school.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% o...

Johnny Depp is taking the stand in his defamation case against ex-wife Amber Heard, Lizzo was spotted boarding a private plane in a thong, influencers were abandoned in the desert at Coachella, and the Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, an...

Elon Musk has offered to buy all of Twitter and completely take it over, the Amber Heard - Johnny Depp trial is full of INSANE details about how abusive Amber Heard allegedly was, and (to bring it full circle), apparently Elon Musk is the father of Amber Heard's child.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTH...

Britney Spears has (semi-cryptically) announced that she is pregnant, Ben Affleck and J-Lo are engaged for a second time, Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced, and Ryan Cabrerra threw a super cringe "rock star themed" wedding with WWE star Alexa Bliss.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERY...

Tiger Woods is playing The Masters today, Southwest Airlines is trying to buy Spirit Airlines, Ross explains the best way to blackmail your child, Greg Abbott is sending illegal immigrants to Washington D.C., Beto O'Rourke has a weird mouth, and Gayle deserves to be as famous as Olivia Rodrigo.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINK...

Jared Leto pretended to be disabled on the set of ‘Morbius’ because his method acting required him to use a wheelchair, Kanye West cancelled his Coachella show, BTS had a ‘Mission Impossible’ themed Grammys performance for some reason, and blonde women filmed themselves waking up O.J. Simpson at 1 a.m.     Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code...

Eric Church is skipping his concert this weekend to go see his Tar Heels try to hand Coach K his final loss at Duke and his fans are pissed, Tiger Woods might be playing at The Masters after all, and a North Carolina couple abandoned their dog because they thought it was gay.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVER...

Will Smith's slap of Chris Rock at the Oscars has caused the comedian's ticket prices to surge, Jada Pinkett-Smith has some weird influence over Will Smith, Ezra Miller got into a bar fight in Hawaii because he hates karaoke, and why people are caring less and less about celebrities.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS...

Supreme Court nominee Kentaji Jackson Brown says she can't define a woman because she's not a biologist, Ross runs down the brutally honest Oscars ballot, and people want to cancel Jay Z and Beyonce because they're throwing an Academy Awards after-party at Chateau Marmot. Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shami...

Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shaming all the Mexican dads watching him, and Jessie describes meeting a celebrity who moved from L.A. to Austin but completely still acts like they live in L.A.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHI...

Jussie Smollett has been freed from prison -- for now -- as he appeals his sentencing, Ross crushed a DishTV customer service operator's soul, Pete Davidson got Kim Kardashian's name branded on his chest, and a teacher is in jail for licking her students because they stole a jar of pickles.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINK...

The internet got mad at Kim Kardashian for saying... that it's important to work hard, Pete Davidson is going to space, Putin had his Russian model ex-girlfriend murdered for criticizing him, and it's impossible (and sketchy) for two people of the opposite sex to be friends.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% o...

Spring Break beaches are about to get swamped with drunk and horny coeds after two years of COVID, Jussie Smollett's sentencing hearing is going down this afternoon, SXSW in Austin is both super fun and really cringe, and a Florida woman was arrested for driving while high on deodorant.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS...

The Batman starring Robert Pattinson was way too dark — literally too dark, Ross couldn’t see anything on the screen — plus Morgan Wallen is un-canceled, Jessie breaks down the Sherri Papini fake kidnapping story, Russell Wilson is going to the Denver Broncos, and NASA is working on how to get people to bang in space.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbro...

An AirBnB owner was caught with over 2,000 videos of his guests having sex, Kanye West buries Pete Davidson alive in his latest music video, Melinda Gates is writing a tell-all book on Bill Gates (and talks about Jeffrey Epstein), and a British man is woken up with a BJ from a woman who wasn't his wife.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to https://www.ghostbed.com/drinkinbr...

Warner Brothers won't release Robert Pattinson's 'Batman' movie in Russia because of the invasion of Ukraine, Amanda Bynes is ending her conservatorship, Madonna wants Florence Pugh to play her in the upcoming Madonna biopic, and Daniel Radcliffe looks awful in the new Weird Al movie.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRI...

Facebook's Metaverse looks awful, a legendary little person has passed away, it's impossible to live in Las Vegas without turning into a degenerate, and Tom Brady's first move in retirement is to make a movie about how awesome he is.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable...

The new Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome makes everyone feel kind of weird, Wendy Williams might not be alive, Aaron Rodgers might not be a Packer anymore and is definitely a weirdo, and Ross breaks down the wonders of the world he has no interest in visiting.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- p...