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When is the appropriate time of the day to shower? Ross surprises Jessie with tickets to Guy Fieri's Super Bowl Party and we look ahead to this week in Phoenix. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The entire state of Texas gets shut down by a mildly cold rain, Justin Bieber sells his catalog, there's an alarming amount of celebrities going sober, and is Tom Brady retired for good? SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Showtime network is officially dead, the 22-year-old JV high school basketball coach was down a player so she suited up and dominated 13-year-old girls, and Burger King's chicken sandwiches look like garbage. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkin...

We play arguably the worst rap song ever made, the slap fight show on TBS is trash, and AI is going to put every writer out of work forever -- plus David Miscavige, the leader of the Church of Scientology, is missing. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/drinki...

The new song in the Burger King ad is the most hateable commercial song of all time, the Academy Awards nominations are out, and one of the contestants on the new season of The Bachelor is "from" Austin. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros...

Alec Baldwin gets hit with involuntary manslaughter in the death of Halyna Hutchins and faces up to 18 months in the clink. Plus, Flo Rida gets paid after winning his lawsuit against the energy drink company Celsius and Pete Davidson and Snoop Dog are named team captains for the NFL Pro Bowl. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer...

Celebrities like Guy Fieri, Tom Cruise, Hulk Hogan, and John Daly were spotted in suites at the Cowboys - Bucs game last night, which begs the question: who would you rather party with? Plus the Chrisleys have officially turned themselves in to jail and we debate whether or not Jeremy Renner still has all his legs. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros&#...

Ross shares his vivid Vietnam dreams, why he thinks they're happening, and why he loves them. WARNING: Get ready for a Vietnam flashback. Buy our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Kevin Costner explains that he couldn’t make the Golden Globes because he’s trapped in his mansion by the California flooding, Robert Downey Jr. looks UNRECOGNIZABLE in his new role, and a seal attacks an actress on video. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/d...

We argue over whether or not high school kids today are able to sufficiently get drunk on a minimum wage salary -- plus Tom Brady takes more creepy pics with his son and a bear attack ruins a wedding. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  and use co...

Variety ran a brutal story about The Rock and how terrible to work with he was on the movie Black Adam, the Idaho college student murderer was caught and is apparently a random psychopath, and Nicholas Cage is playing Dracula in a new movie. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go...

Ross rants about the death of greatest comedian to ever do comedy, Gallagher. He also discuss why Fast and Furious is the best franchise of all time and how they deserve more money. Buy our 85 Hard AF Seltzer here! www.hardafseltzer.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We look back at 2022 including the best TV shows and movies, Taylor Swift's latest album, the invasion of Ukraine, Messi's World Cup win, the Queen's death, and more! SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  and use code  DRINKINBROS  for 3...

The new Avatar movie sucked, the malls were empty when Ross went to do some last-second shopping, Brittney Spears' fans are turning on her, and a woman was killed by a shark while snorkeling in Maui. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

There might be a hung jury for Harvey Weinstein, White Lotus had an incredible second season, Meghan Markle's new Netflix documentary has finally dropped, and a golfer bit his friend's nose off during an argument. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/dr...

How long do you have before it’s okay to talk about spoilers on TV shows and movies? Plus Robert Griffin III got in trouble for using a VERY old-timey racial slur on Monday Night Football, HBO is cutting scripted programming, rich white people things are the best. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin'...

Brittney Griner has finally been freed from Russian prison and it's probably all thanks to Vin Diesel, Celine Dion is dying of an insanely rare disease, and a sheepdog murdered eight coyotes in order to defend its flock of sheep. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  gho...

'Cheers' star Kirstie Alley has died of cancer at the age of 71, a Texas woman brought buckets of human poop to a police station, and there is still almost no information about who might have killed those Idaho college students. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ...

Kanye West continues to go insane on Infowars with Alex Jones, Good Morning America hosts T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach got caught cheating with each other, and the Casey Anthony documentary is a ridiculous disgrace. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbro...

A woman is suing Velveeta for falsely advertising how long it takes to microwave their mac and cheese bowls, Ross ranks all the flavors of Hot Pockets, and Applebee's is making a comeback as a date spot. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  and...

Todd Chrisley and his wife received lengthy prison sentences for their financial crimes, Chris Brown almost performed "Beat It" in a Michael Jackson tribute at the American Music Awards, and producer Giorgio had an aggressively gross date. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!...

Kim Kardashian posted some hot pics on Instagram to remind Pete Davidson of what he’s missing, the new Casey Anthony documentary is absurd and she’s definitely guilty, a 79-year-old man shoved a jump rope up his pee-hole, and the new crime scene photos from the OnlyFans model who killed her boyfriend are insane. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros'...

Pete Davidson is now dating supermodel Emily Ratajkowski and cannot be stopped, Nick Cannon is having kids either because he's running a sex cult or an elaborate tax evasion scheme, and Taylor Swift is the biggest star on the planet. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ...

Jennifer Aniston had a weird interview (and sexy photoshoot) in the last issue ever of Allure Magazine, Ross tells the story of the time he got a Scientologist to become a divorced alcoholic, and Gisele bought a mansion across the water from Tom Brady. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch...

It's election day and we're potentially hours away from electing the definitely literate Herschel Walker to the Senate, Katy Perry revealed she's voting for Republican Rick Caruso for L.A. mayor, the winning Powerball ticket was sold in California, and a new Casey Anthony documentary is coming to Peacock. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros...