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Adult film legend Jesse Jane has tragically passed away, the new Road House trailer starring Jake Gyllenhaal has dropped and it looks… mostly good, Kevin Spacey is showing up to a Comic-Con and taking pics with fans, and Oppenheimer is screening in Japan.  SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Join the  MyBookie.com  family tod...

Because Flamin' Hot got an Oscar nomination Ross will have to get a vasectomy, and we break down the Oscar nominations, where it sure seems like the Academy Awards snubbed Greta Gerwig, Margot Robbie, and Barbie -- plus Oppenheimer is definitely winning pretty much everything it is nominated for. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Sel...

The new George Carlin special generated by AI is generating outrage -- plus it's not good, the new Richard Simmons biopic starring Pauly Shore is moving forward, Lindsay Lohan's dad is angry at the new Mean Girls movie, and a little boy was bitten in a shark tank in the Bahamas. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Adv...

Ariana Grande's new song wonders aloud why people care she broke up SpongeBob's marriage, a sex mutilation cult in England has been discovered and the details are insane, and the Emmys were actually good again. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: h...

Jeremy Allen White is white-hot sex in his Calvin Klein ad, the Amy Winehouse biopic looks terrible but the Bob Marley biopic looks incredible, and a Missouri high school teacher having sex with one of her students was helped by the boy's father. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Join the  MyBookie.com  family today and...

Gypsy Rose is a social media superstar after being paroled from prison for killing her abusive mom, the felon who leapt over the bench and attacked his judge is now being treated like Hannibal Lecter, Jo Koy completely botched his Golden Globes hosting gig, and Saltburn has a pretty cool hog shot. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltze...

The three mustaches read one star reviews left for gay bars. Yeah, it's as bad as you think it is. Buy our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The three mustaches read and discuss horrific One Star Reviews about Austin, TX restaurants. Buy Our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We recap the best and worst of 2023 including the Oceangate Titanic disaster, Barbenheimer, Matthew Perry’s death, Prince Harry’s terrible book, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s whirlwind romance — plus our predictions for 2024. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  and use code DRINKINBROS...

Jonathan Majors has been dropped from Marvel after being found guilty of third-degree assault, Matthew Perry was apparently doing Ketamine when he died, and a serial killer lured his victims into the woods by promising them that there was gold in there. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  an...

Oprah reveals that her newfound massive weight loss is from Ozempic and we think more celebrities should embrace the drug, Glory actor Andre Braugher died from lung cancer at the age of 61, and Four Christmases is the most underrated Christmas movie out there. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinb...

A girlfriend is going viral for taking to TikTok to cry about how none of her boyfriend’s friends showed up to his birthday party but it’s unclear how “real” the situation actually is — plus the Golden Globe nominations are out and Oppenheimer is going to win everything, and an Oklahoma Sheriff beat up a sex shop worker after his girlfriend bought a vibrator that was “bigger than him.” SUBSCRIBE t...

Panera Bread's "Charged Lemonade" drink has killed two customers with heart problems because the drink is loaded with more caffeine than a Four Loko, an Ohio woman who threw a burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker has been sentenced to working two months at a fast food restaurant, and actress Casey Wilson called Tim Allen "a little b*tch" after working with him on the Disney+ show...

The new Grand Theft Auto trailer leaked and it looks absolutely insane, a terrible AI version of Jimmy Stewart will now read stories to you as you fall asleep, and Nelly is officially BACK after his Big 12 Championship halftime show and his new baby with Ashanti. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drink...

It turns out Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner wasn't totally honest about his dating history after he became a widower, the allegations about P. Diddy seem like they might be extremely true, formerly paralyzed NFL player Ryan Shazier has been caught cheating on his wife and she posted the dirty laundry online, and Bradley Cooper's new movie is apparently a masterpiece. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon...

South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh has been convicted of crimes AGAIN, Disney's new movie 'Wish' is bombing at the box office, a Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a rabies needle for looking at other women, and a Saudi Prince bought plane tickets for 80 of his closest falcons. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new Har...

What was the bigger Dallas moment on November 22, JFK's assassination or Creed's halftime performance at the Cowboys game? Plus Sydney Sweeney puts the cannons out on full display, Ross and Jessie finally watch Don't Worry Darling and discuss the perfect Thanksgiving Day. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go t...

Diddy settles his lawsuit with Cassie where she accused him of blowing up cars and forcing her into drug fueled "freak-offs" with other men, murder docs are getting more and more obscure, Travis Kelce is buckling under the pressure of fame, and someone is offering up satanic sacrifices in a Long Island cemetery. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin B...

Jessie has decided that she wants to do the halftime show at the Super Bowl, Ross ponders if we will all be living in a biodome, and it's that time of year where celebrities are declaring to leave the country if Trump gets re-elected. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  and use code DRIN...

The Vogue Magazine shoot featuring Jeff Bezos and his fiancee Lauren Sanchez is exceptionally weird and creepy, the SNL skit about Britney Spears' new book was terrible, and everyone loves being in nature until nature gets metal. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  and use code DRINKINBR...

Luke Combs' cover of 'Fast Car' netted Tracy Chapman another award decades after the song was released, raccoon attacks are a lot scarier than you'd think, People's "Sexiest Man" awards this year were outrageous, and for some reason Jared Leto scaled the Empire State Building. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF...

Barbra Streisand's new audiobook of her autobiography is allegedly 48 hours long, Babs' dating history might be the most impressive in Hollywood history for men OR women, Succession star Alan Ruck crashed his Rivian into a pizza place, and spiders can live in your ear. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghos...

Robert DeNiro is being sued by his ex-assistant for being an abusive boss and he is VERY grumpy about it, we break down the hottest actresses over 60, the SAG strike is getting close to ending, and did Meryl Streep hook up with Idris Elba a couple years ago??? SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinb...

Friends star Matthew Perry died tragically at the age of 54, people are wondering if Perry was "happy" at the time of his death, a SECOND teacher at a small Missouri high school has had her OnlyFans discovered, and Creed is officially back on tour. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros...

Jack in the Box has a new taco that looks like it's going to annihilate toilets, we haven't heard of most of the allegedly worst movies of 2023, and the Beatles have a new song coming out with the help of AI to recreate John Lennon's dead voice. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon  for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros ’ new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros...