Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Our friend Reality Steve joins us to not only give his thoughts on this year's Bachelorette season, but also shed some light past season controversy. Plus, to our total delight, we throw in a short discussion of the Andrew McCarthy documentary Brats...as we are still obsessed with it. 

In this week's episode, we meet a new couple Rizzoli and Isles who fight crime but also plan to live VAN LIFE! Cecily thinks they're made for each other and Stefanie thinks they won't last a month. Plus, more arguing with Shekinah and Sarpur and James and Tata! Join us! Don't forget to try Tropical Smoothie Cafe! 

Bachelorette Jenn's season is off to a great start if you like cute, accomplished but probably toxic men! From a guy who's never had a relationship but is somehow on a show to get married and a guy who brags about ghosting to an ex-military man who's been hit by a grenade we should have a good season.  Tropical Smoothie Cafe! Try it!

It's the 6th season premiere of 90 Day the Other Way and these couples do not disappoint! We are introduced to a whole lotta crazy but with people to root for as well (although not Shekinah and Sarper).  Make sure to enjoy a smoothie from Tropical Smoothie Cafe today!

In part 2 of our epic interview, Dave goes deep into the whole Clayton fake pregnancy scandal. There is so much here that you probably don't know! Plus, is the Bachelor franchise racist? Was Jenn the original pick for Bachelorette? Find out. @dnealz Find Dave Neal on YouTube and listen to his podcast The Rush Hour with Dave Neal

Cecily and Stefanie do a deeeeeep dive on all things Bachelor with Dave Neal of The Rush Hour with Dave Neal. In part one we talk about the new Bachelorette, Greg Grippo, Tino and we get into the Clayton story. Join us! Tropical Smoothie Cafe! @Dnealz https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpHHJHwi5kwPNBC7qNz_pUg/community

It's the finale and things are not going well with a few of our couples. Despite Kyle's beautiful eyes, it seems he may be destined to spread his seed around the world without Ani. Alex and Adriano will probably not end up in a threesome unless it's with a couple's counselor and Luke and Madface still have to deal with the prenup situation. It's only Shawn and Alliyah who give us hope! Oneskin.co...

Join us for Part Three of the roast of the guys in the the upcoming season of The Bachelorette. We have some early frontrunner picks, and a few men we're just not having! Will Jenn Tran agree with us? We'll just have to wait and see...! Check out Tropical Smoothie Cafe at one of their 1400+locations nationwide, online or on their app! Delicious!  Also check out our sponsor One Skin, a most hydrati...

Boats prove to be a bit cramped for getting out of a relationship smoothly plus Kyle is reeeeally attached to sperm donations. Will his beautiful brown eyes persuade Ani to put up with it? And of course we continue to love Alliyah. Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

If y'all thought the FIRST cast roast had a crop of interesting dudes for our girl Jenn, wait till you get a load of THESE guys. As always, Stef and Cec give their FIRST IMPRESSION rose, uh, opinions on the dudes. And they already have some favorites! Tropical Smoothie has 1400 + locations nationwide. Or you can order a delicious smoothie (or bowl/wrap) online or through their app.  

Madface gets exposed, Kyle seems to understand Ani's cycle better than she does, Adriano still wants a threesome and Jackie tries her hardest to cause a rift between Shawn and Alliyah on episode 8 of Love in Paradise. Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

It's almost time for the Bachelorette to begin again but before it does, Cecily and Stefanie must roast the men competing to "find their missing piece", "show their romantic side" and "make her their queen." Buckle up and let's take apart this parade of men. This is part 1 of 3.  Tropical Smoothie Cafe available nationwide!

Madface and Luke go salsa dancing at a biker bar then glamping but the prenup tension still looms. Aaliyah and Shawn take a romantic jungle cruise but bring Jackie who is only interested in pushing a prenup and life insurance. Kyle somehow convinces Ani's friend that he's a great catch and then tries to make another sperm donation but this time with Ani. It's all happening! Check out Tropical Smoo...

It's the finale of The Valley and it's time for the grand opening of Brittany's! At least that's what it should be called according to Zack and we agree! Will Jax start treating Brit better? Will Janet stop using her pregnancy as an excuse for bad behavior? Will Croc Boots stop causing trouble? We answer all these questions and so much more. Check out Tropical Smoothie Cafe for some delicious mock...

In these next two episodes of Love in Paradise, Luke wants Madface to sign a prenup and she wants the biggest wedding EVER! Adriano wants a woman to cook for him plus have all the threesomes and Alex wants Adriano to covert to Christianity, Kyle wants to spread his seed and Ani would prefer not to get an STD and Shawn and Alliya are perfect! Head on down to your local Tropical Smoothie Cafe and gr...

It's Janet's basic baby shower and all the ladies are excited. Meanwhile the men folk drink like crazy while out on boats, you know, like men do! Michelle and Jesse continue to be the couple we like the least but Danny and Nia show us there are definitely cracks beneath the surface of their polished veneer.  Come on down to Tropical Smoothe Cafe on May 29th for a free 12 oz. smoothie if you bring...

In this packed final reunion episode, Lala's jealously is on full display, Scheana people pleases Lala and our love for Ariana is set in stone. Plus, Katie is the hero we all need and Andy asks all the right questions. Tropical Smoothie Cafe: Head on over for National Flip Flop Day May 29th for a free 12 oz smoothie if you bring flip flops!

Buckle up y'all! Ann Maddox (the true star of Vanderpump Rules) and the amazing Amanda Lifford (formally of The Vialll Files) join us for a heart to heart about NDAs, reality TV, dating life, comedy and everything in between. Join us to meet these two lovely hosts of the podcast We Signed an NDA. You won't be sorry (and it's lawyer approved!)

In this episode 3 & 4 mashup, we learn that Kyle is determined to keep on selliing sperm, Adriano is determined to keep on selling the idea that threesomes are awesome and Luke has cashed in his retirement for sunglasses. This definitely can't go wrong. 

It's day 2 of Janet's babymoon and all hell is breaking loose. Jax confronts Michelle, Michelle tells Jesse, Jesse...doesn't really care. Jax is loving and compassionate to his wife who may or may not have a drinking issue OR he's a complete nightmare and they're getting divorced.  Oneskin.co/rosepricks code rosepricks

The gang is back together for the second part of the reunion and Lala is hella steamed about #MomSh*t! Plus, Jo comes out to announce she's engaged to Aaron Rogers or at least she wants to be.  Oneskin.co/Rosepricks code rosepricks Tropical Smoothie Cafe -head down there May 29th for a free 12 oz smoothie

We finally caved and decided to recap The Valley and thank the lord we did because this show is spectacular. Okay that is probably overstating it but it's not half bad. In this episode, everyone is invited to Janet's Baby Booze Fest except Zack, Kristen and Luke (although Luke isn't really invited anywhere) and we don't hear the end of it. Jesse experienced ego death, Brittany gets carsick (probab...

It's time for part 1 of the reunion and it doesn't disappoint. Sandoval is in his Chico's best green blazer and sulking, Lala is in lilac nails and clapping and the rest of the cast is just trying to get through it. But we won't let them! Join us!

It's the finale and we go out with a bang (kind of?) in San Francisco. James cries happy tears, Jo storms out, Lala says Ariana's not God and Schaena does the worst lip synch on any reality show ever. Join us! Oneskin.co/Rosepricks if you want some amazing eye cream or moisturizer that stops the cause of aging not just the symptoms.

We recap/discuss the insanity that is the first 2 episodes of 90 Day Fiance Love in Paradise Season 4. Just when we thought we'd met the worst person ever on a reality show, 90 Day comes along and says "hold my sperm!"  Sponsored today by One Skin. Do yourself a favor and check out this amazing (and affordable) skincare line. https://www.oneskin.co (Use code Rose Pricks for 15% off!)