Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

It's the finale and things are not going well with a few of our couples. Despite Kyle's beautiful eyes, it seems he may be destined to spread his seed around the world without Ani. Alex and Adriano will probably not end up in a threesome unless it's with a couple's counselor and Luke and Madface still have to deal with the prenup situation. It's only Shawn and Alliyah who give us hope! Oneskin.co...

Join us for Part Three of the roast of the guys in the the upcoming season of The Bachelorette. We have some early frontrunner picks, and a few men we're just not having! Will Jenn Tran agree with us? We'll just have to wait and see...! Check out Tropical Smoothie Cafe at one of their 1400+locations nationwide, online or on their app! Delicious!  Also check out our sponsor One Skin, a most hydrati...

Boats prove to be a bit cramped for getting out of a relationship smoothly plus Kyle is reeeeally attached to sperm donations. Will his beautiful brown eyes persuade Ani to put up with it? And of course we continue to love Alliyah. Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

If y'all thought the FIRST cast roast had a crop of interesting dudes for our girl Jenn, wait till you get a load of THESE guys. As always, Stef and Cec give their FIRST IMPRESSION rose, uh, opinions on the dudes. And they already have some favorites! Tropical Smoothie has 1400 + locations nationwide. Or you can order a delicious smoothie (or bowl/wrap) online or through their app.  

Madface gets exposed, Kyle seems to understand Ani's cycle better than she does, Adriano still wants a threesome and Jackie tries her hardest to cause a rift between Shawn and Alliyah on episode 8 of Love in Paradise. Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

It's almost time for the Bachelorette to begin again but before it does, Cecily and Stefanie must roast the men competing to "find their missing piece", "show their romantic side" and "make her their queen." Buckle up and let's take apart this parade of men. This is part 1 of 3.  Tropical Smoothie Cafe available nationwide!

Madface and Luke go salsa dancing at a biker bar then glamping but the prenup tension still looms. Aaliyah and Shawn take a romantic jungle cruise but bring Jackie who is only interested in pushing a prenup and life insurance. Kyle somehow convinces Ani's friend that he's a great catch and then tries to make another sperm donation but this time with Ani. It's all happening! Check out Tropical Smoo...

It's the finale of The Valley and it's time for the grand opening of Brittany's! At least that's what it should be called according to Zack and we agree! Will Jax start treating Brit better? Will Janet stop using her pregnancy as an excuse for bad behavior? Will Croc Boots stop causing trouble? We answer all these questions and so much more. Check out Tropical Smoothie Cafe for some delicious mock...

In these next two episodes of Love in Paradise, Luke wants Madface to sign a prenup and she wants the biggest wedding EVER! Adriano wants a woman to cook for him plus have all the threesomes and Alex wants Adriano to covert to Christianity, Kyle wants to spread his seed and Ani would prefer not to get an STD and Shawn and Alliya are perfect! Head on down to your local Tropical Smoothie Cafe and gr...

It's Janet's basic baby shower and all the ladies are excited. Meanwhile the men folk drink like crazy while out on boats, you know, like men do! Michelle and Jesse continue to be the couple we like the least but Danny and Nia show us there are definitely cracks beneath the surface of their polished veneer.  Come on down to Tropical Smoothe Cafe on May 29th for a free 12 oz. smoothie if you bring...

In this packed final reunion episode, Lala's jealously is on full display, Scheana people pleases Lala and our love for Ariana is set in stone. Plus, Katie is the hero we all need and Andy asks all the right questions. Tropical Smoothie Cafe: Head on over for National Flip Flop Day May 29th for a free 12 oz smoothie if you bring flip flops!

Buckle up y'all! Ann Maddox (the true star of Vanderpump Rules) and the amazing Amanda Lifford (formally of The Vialll Files) join us for a heart to heart about NDAs, reality TV, dating life, comedy and everything in between. Join us to meet these two lovely hosts of the podcast We Signed an NDA. You won't be sorry (and it's lawyer approved!)

In this episode 3 & 4 mashup, we learn that Kyle is determined to keep on selliing sperm, Adriano is determined to keep on selling the idea that threesomes are awesome and Luke has cashed in his retirement for sunglasses. This definitely can't go wrong. 

It's day 2 of Janet's babymoon and all hell is breaking loose. Jax confronts Michelle, Michelle tells Jesse, Jesse...doesn't really care. Jax is loving and compassionate to his wife who may or may not have a drinking issue OR he's a complete nightmare and they're getting divorced.  Oneskin.co/rosepricks code rosepricks

The gang is back together for the second part of the reunion and Lala is hella steamed about #MomSh*t! Plus, Jo comes out to announce she's engaged to Aaron Rogers or at least she wants to be.  Oneskin.co/Rosepricks code rosepricks Tropical Smoothie Cafe -head down there May 29th for a free 12 oz smoothie

We finally caved and decided to recap The Valley and thank the lord we did because this show is spectacular. Okay that is probably overstating it but it's not half bad. In this episode, everyone is invited to Janet's Baby Booze Fest except Zack, Kristen and Luke (although Luke isn't really invited anywhere) and we don't hear the end of it. Jesse experienced ego death, Brittany gets carsick (probab...

It's time for part 1 of the reunion and it doesn't disappoint. Sandoval is in his Chico's best green blazer and sulking, Lala is in lilac nails and clapping and the rest of the cast is just trying to get through it. But we won't let them! Join us!

It's the finale and we go out with a bang (kind of?) in San Francisco. James cries happy tears, Jo storms out, Lala says Ariana's not God and Schaena does the worst lip synch on any reality show ever. Join us! Oneskin.co/Rosepricks if you want some amazing eye cream or moisturizer that stops the cause of aging not just the symptoms.

We recap/discuss the insanity that is the first 2 episodes of 90 Day Fiance Love in Paradise Season 4. Just when we thought we'd met the worst person ever on a reality show, 90 Day comes along and says "hold my sperm!"  Sponsored today by One Skin. Do yourself a favor and check out this amazing (and affordable) skincare line. https://www.oneskin.co (Use code Rose Pricks for 15% off!)

It's a fun trip to San Francisco and Ariana's bringing her new boyfriend Dan but where the hell is he? Working out? Seeing a friend? Defending Sandoval? Or maybe we're reading into it. You be the judge.  Oneskin.com/rosepricks

So much is happening in the Bachelor and Bravo universe so let's get caught up! Today we talk about Gerry's daughter being mad at the fans, Greg and Victoria's break up, Jax trying to cause controversy to beef up The Valley ratings, Bethenny thinking she's saving the world and more! Oneskin.co/rosepricks to get some amazing skin care!

Is this an infomercial for The Valley or an episode of Vanderpump Rules? Who can be sure? But what we do know is none of these people is worth rooting for -except maybe James and possibly Katie - but hear us out... Oneskin.co/Rosepricks is the place to get the skin care products we swear by!

A four part series on Patreon, Stef and Cec break down their inside knowledge of the Quiet on the Set documentary. This episode focuses mainly on Drake Bell, his life prior to being a child star and where he is now. (For the other epsiodes and all other bonus eps, please sign up for Rose Pricks patreon.)

Tom Tom is serving brunch now, Schwarz's hair is still blond, the group is offended over Rachel's podcast appearance and Lala's having a sperm party. Join us! To listen to the latest episode covering Quiet on the Set go to Patreon.com/rosepricks

Cecily and Stefanie break down the Golden Bachelor break up plus a recap of the new Patti Stanger/Nick Viall show the Matchmaker! Join us on Patreon for Quiet on the Set plus all the back eps of Golden Bachelor!