Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

It's more with Shekinah and Sarpur and it turns out that Sarpur is a liar! Who could have predicted! Will Shekinah leave him? Obviously not. Also, Dempsey now wants to get married? Okay. And Lily and Josh may not go the distance.

The girls are divided into two distinct factions as they go to celebrate Mayci's birthday in Provo. What could go wrong? Besides everything. Whitney cries a lot, Taylor finds out Demi called her white trash and through it all, MomTok content is made!

We had to jump on to discuss the insanity that is happening on social media concerning RHOC. Ryan B is suing Tamra, Tamra is doing damage control, Jenn is calling out Tamra, and Erika J is coming for Jenn. Plus, Kim Richards was on a psych hold but did Kyle call the paps? 

The lawsuit story is out and Shannon is butt dialing her little heart out. Emily is still upset about #PantsGate, Terry gets a nose job and Katie hosts a dinner party where everyone eats from aluminum serving dishes and $80 wine glasses. Plus, it's the Ryan showdown we've been waiting for.

This is part 2 of a 2 part episode! Trauma dumping! Cannon balls! Geritol! It's time for more Golden Bachelorette!

This is part 1 of a 2 part episode! The men are in the mansion and ready to date but first Jesse needs to explain how the show works. And then re-explain. Joan gets to relive her senior prom, go to Disneyland and judge a talent show! Spoiler alert: Cecily cries a lot!

Joanne and Sean are shocked to find out their kids aren't thrilled by the news that their parents are abandoning them, Lily and Josh try to salvage their marriage through the healing powers of dance, Corona is surprised to learn that her plan of immediately attending midwife school may not work out and James and Tata are a hot mess.

Our Mormon ladies have split into two factions: the Mean Girls and the Non-Plastics but neither are great. Someone brings a flask to the hottubbing, Demi throws a Galentines and half the girls aren't invited to Jenn (not really an Affleck)'s baby blessing.

Finally the confrontation no one asked for between Emily and Heather over Emily being asked to bring her own jeans to the fashion show plus Icky and Dicky (otherwise known as the Dos Amigos) take to the stage and Jenn's son announces he wants to move out. 

We brought you the bad news regardding the restraining orders that came out about Devin his response may even be worse. Plus, trigger warning because we read this homophobic texts to his "friend" which are beyond disgusting. All the info is uncovered on this emergency episode.

This is part 2 of a two parter! The 24 men hang in the mansh and vie for that first impression rose. Who will make it past the first episode? Plus, we make our predictions for the final 4!

This is part 1 of a two parter! It's what we've all been waiting for and it's finally here! The Golden Bachelorette featuring our queen, Joan. Let's meet the men!

Reality Steve broke some news about Devin's not so distant past and we knew we needed to break it down immediately! 

Taylor's on probation and also 8 months pregnant. Whitney is a beyotch in a bad sweater, Jen is the second cousin by marriage of Ben Affleck and a possible porn star and the rest we can't tell apart. Join us while we make fun of MomTok. Also, Cecily has a little surprise!

On this week's 90 Day the Other Way, Shekinah maaaay forgive Sarpur. Oh who are we kidding, of course she will. Josh is apparently VERY into Lilly's body but is too tired for sex, and Joanna and Shawn finally share the news that they're already married.

We're still at Dawn Ranch for Heather's event. Shannon is VERY upset about Johnny J, Katie look's for an in to state her case to Heather, Gina is blindsides and Tamara stirs the pot.

Meet the women of the TikTok account MomTok: They're young, they're Mormon, they all have the same hair and they like to share! What could go wrong? Hopefully a lot. This is the newest show we're covering so please join us!

Statler continues to be insufferable, Tata asks James the tough question, Shekinah isn't going to put up with Sarpur's bad behavior (jk jk jk - she is!), Joanne is finally going to come clean that she and Shawn are married...next week. 

Heather takes the ladies by private jet to Sonoma for a fashion show/wine tasting to benefit Family Equality, Shannon bought Johnny J some Ferragamo shoes and he'd better not forget it and Gina's interview look continues to haunt us. 

On this week's episode of 90 Day the Other Way, Dempsey and Statler continue to bicker and yes, we've chosen sides, Josh is afraid of flashing lights but Lilly isn't, Corona and Inge Facetime her family, Tata cries, Shekinah is mad an Sarpur is sorry. 

It's basically the ATFR and Marcus is on the couch then Jenn then Devin and did we mention...F DEVIN?

Well, it's not the ending anyone was hoping for and we didn't see it coming but we are breaking it all down for you and processing our feelings in a vulnerable real way...journey journey journey also F DEVIN.

In an hour long commercial for Traitors, we get more backstory on Katie despite the fact that she's still obsessed with Heather, Shannon gets a breathalyzer installed in her new car, and Teddi is back for no reason we can understand.

Shawn and his dream Milf, Joanne, finally are reunited in Ireland, Corona meets Inge's parents and all is not well with Shekinah and Sarpur (but is it ever well really?).

It's the Men Tell All episode with just as much yelling as always and the guys' reaction to Sam M, but first, Devin wants answers! Will he get them?