Roommate Lovers

The Roommate Lovers have outdone themselves in this episode. They answer relationship questions like they’re candy, which is weird cuz you don’t answer candy.  Questions include: What do I do if I really, really hate my in-laws? How can I stop my fiance from wanting a Star Trek wedding? Why does my boyfriend always turn all of the lights off? Want your question answered on the show? Go to our site...

Looks like it’s that time of  the week again, folks. Time for the incredible, insightful, and entirely inspiring answers to your questions. Featuring "phone a friend" guests -- Mariah Michael and Andrew Newton. Questions include: How do I get my sister to stop taking my stuff? How do I get my girlfriend’s family to accept my career? And 1999's The Mummy. Want your question answered...

Our classic duo duels the doldrums by dolling out delicious danswers -- and by "danswers" we mean answers to your questions, but we were kinda on a D kick (that's what she said). Topics include: how to nicely end a relationship, somebody cheating, and who runs Antarctica, people? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Want your question answered on the s...

Our intrepid hosts do the impossible yet again. The impossible being giving amazing answers to your relationship questions. Questions include: How do I get my roommate to stop touching my stuff? What is the worst way you’ve been broken up with? How can I make my roommate’s girlfriend to stop coming over here while she’s gone? ALSO: Don't do it at the gate, wait. ------------------------------...

Ding dong, who’s at the door? It’s a brand new thing we’re doing! What is it? Well, it’s special guest Jesse Swanson being our mail carrier, duh! Idiot. Don't’ worry, though, the Roommate Lovers still answer your questions about love and stuff. Questions like: What tips do you have for moving in together?  Why does my partner always get their furniture from the street? If my partner bought an...

Birthday revelry wouldn’t stop the Roommate Lovers from recording an episode in the middle of their day trip to San Diego. No friggin’ way, Jo friggin’ se. Questions include: How do I avoid a friend who keeps trying to hang out? How should I greet my partner’s parents when I meet them for the first time?  Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . --...

Bing bang boom, folks, the Roommate Lovers have bing-ed it again.  They answer relationship questions like there’s no tomorrow. Questions like: Should I feel guilty that my partner makes more money than me? What should I put in my dating app profile? Is it ok for me to text my partner’s mom? Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . ----------------...

If you were expecting this episode of Roommate Lovers to suck, you’re in for a big surprise cuz guess what? It doesn’t suck.  Listener-submitted questions include: Who chooses what to watch each night? What are some good toys to bring into the bedroom? Has COVID killed buffets? Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . ------------- Find the Patreon...

Well, we knew the glory couldn’t last.  In this episode, the Roommate Lovers completely fail to answer listener-submitted advice questions/be funny & sexy. OH WAIT, JUST KIDDING. THEY ANSWER THEM SO GOOD AND SO FUNNY AND SO SEXY. DUH.  //////// Questions include: How do I meet the one? Is it weird to bring my own food to a wedding? What is wrong with no having a bed frame? ///---- ---------- W...

Call the Roommate Lovers "Buffy" cuz they have slayed again.  Questions include: What do I do if my partner is allergic to my cat? How do you maintain an apartment temperature you both are happy with? Is pierogi a ravioli?  ///---- ---------- Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . ///---/// ------------- Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter...

The Roommate Lovers have skated down Mount Cool and stuck a REALLY cool landing this week, folks. Topics include -- waking up in the middle of the night, what makes a "farmer" a farmer, and a surprise visit from an ice cream truck.  (Also. If anyone can tell us whether LA has a bunch of cockroaches or a bunch of water bugs, that'd be cool. Thx bye.) ///---- ---------- Want your ques...

The Roommate Lovers have made another banger of an ep, folks, and you can take that to the bank. Questions include: Why does my partner always fall asleep during movies? Is it rude to be late to a party? WHY IS MY PARTNER LAUGHING? We also touch back on love languages (previously discussed in " Moony & Prongs " episode) and what we have learned since then. //---- ////// Check out Cha...

The hosts have friggin’ done it again, so take that haters. This week, they answer your delicious, decadent relationship questions and they look good doing it. Not that you can see. This is a podcast.  Questions include: What do I do about my bad kissing breath? How do I live with an ex after we break up? What is the plural of “Lego”? Check out the sketch Maggie & Kyle mention -- Yummy In My T...

Hey, Listen!  Maggie & Kyle discuss the STATE OF THE ROOM so far as well as the regular listener-submitted questions (What would Saria say if we told her we were going to save the room?). Topics include: Zelda drama, wedding drama, and underwear with holes drama.  ///---- Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . ///---/// Vote for Maggie and Ky...

The hosts really do it this time folks, and by “it” I mean answer your questions about relationships.  Fact check: The story Kyle brings up about the tardigrades is, like, two years old. Questions include: Can you date a person who is interviewing you for a new job? Should you move in with someone with a bird? How do I handle a picky travel partner? ///---- Want your question answered on the show?...

The Roommate Lovers are more helpful than ever in this “award”-winning episode where they answer listener-submitted questions.  Also in this episode, our hosts are proud to introduce the ground-breaking KEYHOLDER segment where they must read whatever question is posed to them, courtesy of their Patreon supporters. Questions include: Is he cheating on me? Should we get a dog? Will my partner ever s...

Maggie and Kyle aka “The Roommate Lovers” aka “The Hosts” aka “The Bad Batch” answer listener questions and single handedly help the world of love and romance make a little more sense (except for one listener, who foolishly took their advice). Questions include: What do you do if you’re not into the same role playing? How can I get my partner to share food with me? What if your partner hates the g...

WE HAVE SOME NEWS.  Topics include: Engagement. Being engaged. One day getting married. Betrothal. Being a fiance. Being a fiancee. Planning a wedding. Getting proposed to. And getting kicked in the shins.  Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . --- Find the Patreon  here ! Find Roommate Lovers on Twitter , Facebook , and Instagram . For videos o...

This is the one where Maggie learns that expeditionism is having sex in public.  Also she and Kyle answer some great listener-submitted questions about dating and living together. Who woulda thunk?  Topics include: Sharing nachos, whipped cream bikinis, and the little green monster (Greedo). ----- Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . --- Find R...

Maggie and Kyle change it up! They play the game "No Wrong Answers" -- a card game with the least pressing, but most interesting questions to get people talking (and, in this case, to ultimately just get Maggie and Kyle to  talk more Lord of the Rings). Topics include: Stephen Fry, time travel, and Kyle-a-saurus . Check out the game "No Wrong Answers" yourself at NoWrongAnswers...

Another perfect episode. Our hosts argue about chores, they share roommate horror stories sent in from listeners, and they welcome to the podcast real actual advertisements. Featuring another visit from friend of the pod, Ira Glass. Topics include: Hall passes, hosting visitors, and Ben Burtt. Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here . Find Roommate...

In this edition of Roommate Lovers , our couple answers your listener questions about all manner of relationship issues. What if your partner is friggin’ nasty? What if your bathroom is too teeny? What if their family is, like, really mean to you? Topics include: Co-teeth brushing, spontaneous vs. responsive desire, and Da Bears. Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through...

THE ROOMMATE LOVERS ARE BLOWING THIS MOTHER WIDE OPEN. Cookie Monster’s NAME? An alias mystery FUED? Dairy being bad for your POOPS? Also they answer your questions about dating, relationships, and cohabitating.  Topics include: Love languages, farts during sex, and tricking Maggie with Lord of the Rings. Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here or a...

In this episode our heroes once again attempt to summit the mountain of relationship problems the listeners have sent in, and they totally friggin’ nailed it. Topics include: Dating a hoarder, gaslighting your partner, and a rather interesting Elmo analogy. Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form here or at www.makeitupmedia.com/roommates . Find Roommate...

Welcome to episode nine, commonly referred to as the ninth episode of Roommate Lovers. In this (yes, ninth) episode, the Roommate Lovers cover such topics as: video game sharing, Fraggle Rock, sperm count re: plastic, and how many people were in the Fellowship group (it’s nine). Watch SPACE YELLING: An Epic Space Epic . Want your question answered on the show? Submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google...