Roommate Lovers

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It's wedding week and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our  Google Form . Thank you to Boy Meets Robot for our theme, and check out  Boy Meets Robot 's other music.  Find bonus episodes and more on our  Patreon .  Check out o...

Another episode on the books for our hosts, Kyle and Maggie aka the Roommate Lovers aka the hosts with the mosts aka the best friend squad aka the advice mice. Featuring yummy tummy dummy. Questions include: Should my fiance and I split rent 50/50? What can a larger nose be used for in sex? Can I eat food in the my fridge after it started on fire? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on...

Shut up and listen, idiots, cuz a new episode of Roommate Lovers is dropping into your disgusting earholes. Sorry for being so aggressive, I ran out of the soup I wanted to eat and I had to eat a FUCKING egg, which, no, is not inherently bad, but I WANTED SOUP. Anyway, questions include: Flowers on a first date? Why didn't she ask me any questions about me? What's a kit and what's a kat? LINKS: Wa...

Coconut spelled backwards is Tunoco. I don't know why I said that but I just thought it was something you'd like to-know-co. LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our  Google Form . Thank you to Boy Meets Robot for our theme, and check out  Boy Meets Robot 's other music. ...

No Maggies in this episode! It's Kyle's Bachelor Party and some friends step in to help answer questions over the weekend. Questions include: Why do men try to take conversations off dating apps? Why do cats stare at you on the toilet? Two toothbrushes? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUSLY throu...

Bye-bye double digits, hello distinguished triple digits. Featuring the return of Rebecca Stat. Questions include: How many pictures of my cat can I show someone on the first date? Why does Superman bother to be Clark Kent? Why does my date only eat side dishes? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUSLY&n...

Enjoy the last episode of Roommate Lovers in the double digits, cuz starting next week, we’re in the triple digits, baby. But for today, we got 99 episodes and a bit ain’t one. Questions include: Should I text a random girl who gave me her number? Does everyone say “cow” when they drive past a cow? Is it bad to text someon back super late? Will there be anyone for me to date at your wedding? LINKS...

Remember that part in Jurassic Park where all the dinos break out and have fun? This episode is just like that except there are no dinos, and there's no fun. Questions include: What to do at prom if my partner won't dance? Why won't my gf save my number? And should I get out of bed to fart?? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --&nbs...

No hecking way, you guys! There’s a new episode of Roommate Lovers? And in it a couple answers advice questions from the internet? Just like in all the other episodes?!? That is so rad! And I am not just saying that because I was paid to. This week’s questions include: Do I need to date someone attractive? Is a hot air balloon a good first date? Can I hit on someone on facebook marketplace? &...

In this episode of roommate lovers our heroes answer all manner of advice questions and face their greatest fear yet—a slug in the bathroom. Other questions include: What do I talk about with my coworkers? How do I go on a first date with no money? What's a Dugtrio? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUS...

In this episode, the Roommate Lovers do, like, such a great job. They answer advice questions and they do it really good and, yeah, even a little funny sometimes. Don’t take my word for it, listen to it yourself. Questions include: Why are people so rude at the airport? How can I keep a coat in a trunk from getting messed up?  Why couldn't Woody from Toy Story remember his past??? LINKS: Want...

It’s a spooky episode of Roommate Lovers, folks. Spooky how FRIGGIN’ GOOD IT IS. So snuggle up with your favorite lil blankie and hush little baby cuz it’s time to listen to these two answer some of life's most pressing advice questions. Questions include: How long after you’ve broken up can you start dating again? How do you eat croutons? Should I report my creepy boss? Is it safe to eat McDonald...

Settle down class, it’s time to listen to a new episode of Roommate Lovers. Questions include: Why are backpacks not socially acceptable? Should my boyfriend be mad that I watched Magic Mike? Can I bake banana bread instead of buying someone a birthday gift? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUSLY ...

Mama Mia! Maggie’s radio DJ mom makes an appearance in this mother of an episode. And she teaches Maggie how to ACTUALLY host a show. Questions include: What do you write in a Valentine’s Day card? Should I comfort my crying roommate? What was the worst thing about raising Maggie? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit...

Oops we did it again. As in we're back again. As in, Backstreet's back. All right? Questions include:  How to handle bad gifts? What's the deal with orgies? And how did Shakespeare talk? LINKS: Want your  question  answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our  Google Form . Thank you to Boy Meets Robot for ou...

You better not pout, you better not cry, you better watch out I’m telling you why, Roommate Lovers just dropped a new episode, and if you’re like, crying, you won’t be able to listen good, so friggin’ shut up. Featuring special guest, Tinsel the Elf. Questions include:  Is a toy a dumb gift for an adult?  MOLD-A-RAMA!? What’s a gift that seems nice but is actually mean?  What does the snow shovel...

In this thrilling episode, our heroes attempt feats of daring adventure. Feats like talking about things, answering advice questions, and doing the thing they’re supposed to do. Some of those questions include:  How do I approach people? Why are women considered more emotional?  How can I get my girlfriend to stop trying to put chocolate on me during sex?  LINKS: Want your question answered on the...

This is it, folks. This week’s episode of Roommate Lovers is now out. …Or is it? Yes, it is. Featuring special guest, Maggie’s allergies. Questions include:   Why do I come across as “closed off”?   How do you stop long necklaces from getting tangled?   Why does Director Krennic get to wear a cape?  LINKS: Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or sub...

This episode should be called Pluto, because it's not a planet. Questions include: How to stop your friend from stretching out your shirt? How many cuccos in Kakariko Village? Is Council-themed Legolas a sex toy? LINKS: Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL --  or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form . Thank you to Boy Meets Robot for our them...

Can I have your attention please. This week’s episode of Roommate Lovers is a romp and a riot thanks to a very special guest, Alex Romero (check the credits, Alex). Questions like:  How does a Herpetologist ask an Aviculturist out? What's a mountain and what's just a friggin' hill? Do I wear a bib? LINKS: Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK...

If you’re looking for a bad time, you’ve come to the wrong place, bucko, cuz this is a nonstop thrill ride.  The Roommate Lovers lend their wisdom by answering some real bangers of advice questions from the internet (ever heard of it?). Questions like:  Do bad movies know they're bad? How do I act like I have my life together? And Miss Piggy's full name?? LINKS: Want your question answer...

BOO! Are you scared? You should be, cuz this is the scariest episode of Roommate Lovers we’ve ever heard. scary GOOD. Hahaha. Our heroes have to overcome the trials for three spirits to be able to fulfill their Halloween destiny of answering advice questions like friggin’ pros. Questions include:  How do I get over jumpscares?  Why am I always scared that someone is in my house?  How do you naviga...

No, you’re not imagining things, this is a brand new episode of Roommate Lovers, and this week? Our hosts answer all manner of advice questions, including :  How do I get my partner to stop calling me a jock?  Do I have to load the dishwasher the same way my boyfriend does?  What happens when a mummy catches you? LINKS: Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK...

FROM THE VAULT.  This week we thought we’d do something a little different, by which we mean we’d do something we’ve already done before. And that something is playing our TWILIGHT EPISODE from our Bonus Feed . Anyway happy Halloween and hashtag Team Edward. LINKS: CHECK OUT our Twilight sketch, below, from a couple years back if you're looking for more Twilight insanity. Thanks for supportin...