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Wouldn't you love to believe in fairy tales again and that you may be royalty in the underground? Well thats what happens to Ofelia as she is brought to a camp in the woods to meet her new stepfather during a Spanish revolution. A dark and ominous war film mixed with the whimsical style of fantasy telling both sides of the story that feels separate but one at the same time. A magical start to a ne...

As 2024 takes a bow, we bid farewell to all the movies and topics we've discussed over the year but not before Matt "forgets" what our last one is. As he fumbles "unprepared" for our favorite things that happened, we discuss some of the highlights in the last of spite month. As always we would love to know your thoughts, and listen in as we countdown to another year of films with a look back at 20...

Oh fiddle-de-dee, Matt has made Zach watch a 4 hour long film for spite month in hopes of sabotaging his sleep, and it worked. What we found though was a fantastic film about Scarlett as she over decades scratches and claws her way to the top during the civil war to find love through Rhett, but at the worst time. A film with some of the best cinematography for its time, an all star cast with great...

In the past we have discussed favorite outfits, laughs, and even sets in films, but now in an attempt to anger Zach, Matt decided its time to talk about the old sniffers. Today for some odd reason, we take a look at different nostrils in films that we think are nice. As always we would love to know your thoughts on this one, and we ask you to smell in, as we discuss our favorite noses in films.

*DISCLAIMER* Our audio was not plugged in so this episode doesn't sound great but it does not take away from the terror Matt feels. When the last surviving kids of the Kruger murder are sent to a psychiatric ward, they are plagued with the nightmare that is Freddy. With better kills and a returning Nancy, this begins Freddy becoming more charismatic of a slasher icon and it destroys Matt in the pr...

Being film buffs, theres a lot of things that we analysis in different movies but there is one franchise that Zach throws all of that out for. Today we discuss that franchise in the form of Jurassic Park films and why Matt now needs to enjoy them. As always we would love to know your thoughts, and ask you to listen in as we fight dinosaurs with gymnastics in Matts new favorite franchise, Jurassic...

There is one movie trope Zach hates more than anything, body swapping, so naturally Matt picked the perfect film for it. When Tess and her daughter Anna disagree on nearly everything, a strange fortune cookie switches their bodies for a day. What becomes of this is a great story of living in each others shoes and realizing what each means to the other but done so unbearably due to body swapping th...

Not only one of the most influential film franchises in pop culture, but also in our personal lives, Matt attempts to tear away the fabric of time by forcing Zach to say nice things about the new trilogy. Today we discuss both and their place in the franchise talking about characters, direction, and effects to name a few. Its a argument for ages as only one of us will have the force on their side....

Welcome to spite month, the month that we make each other watch a film that the other desperately hates. For Matts pain this week, we follow the story of Frank as he is plunged in to a cartoon world and forced to be a detective as the creator of the world, Jack, is temped by Holli would. A film trying its best to rival Who Framed Roger Rabbit, can't keep up with a crazy story and over sexualizing...

December is a time of joy, happiness, and spending time with the family and usually we would heart warming films, but screw that! Today we take a look at films that the other despises and try to turn them around on the idea why the other might think its good. As always we would love to know your thoughts and ask you to listen in as we begin shouting at each other for spiteful films.

An assassin, a botched job, a film that Zach hates, a film that Matt loves, and a happy Thanksgiving to you. As Hanada, a #3 ranked hitman shoots the wrong person, he is now hunted by those same people he once called colleagues. A film that spirals all over the place in terms of a story does still have some fun noir style and a different take on a Yakuza themed film. If your interested in this sty...

Its that time of the year once again in which we show thanks to our friends, families, and films. Today we discuss those films that have a special place in our hearts and just happy that were made or how we felt while watching them. As always we would love to know your thoughts and listen in as we break bread with films that we're thankful for.

How far are you willing to find your son who's missing? Maybe willing to take a blow torch to a man's foot? This is what Edmond does when his son Ethan goes missing while his ex wife Joan tries to cope with it. A stellar performance by James McAvoy with his character being completely improv, but it doesn't quite help the story that feels rushed or the loose ends that never get solved by the end of...

From death defying jumps, to fight scenes and everywhere in between, these are the people most actors choose not to take on that we feel deserve a look in to. Today we discuss all the high flying things of a stuntman in films talking about some famous ones as well as some actors known for doing there own. As always we would love to know your opinion on this and ask you to listen in while we jump t...

In the age of cinema its hard for many writers to get their point across, especially if they are told to write a B wrestling film as their first. This happens to Barton as he goes from widely regarded broadway writer to his first gig in the film industry. What unfolds is betrayal from his idol, no friends except for a murderer, constant anxiety, and a woman dead in his room. A film that deserves m...

The world of films is meant to distract you from everything in the real world, transporting you to a fantasy otherwise unknown to you, except when a Pepsi can appears. Products in films are used to generate more buy ins with companies to build funding for films but also can take you out of them and subliminally get you to buy. Today we discuss the pros and cons to this, so we ask you to listen in...

How far would you go for love? Are you willing to come back from the dead to seek revenge? This is the plot of Eric and Shelly who are brutally murdered only for one year later Eric returns as the crow to kill Top Dollar and his crew that orchestrated the crime. While this film may not have aged very well, it still is a fun comic book film with interesting deaths, decent CGI and a great performanc...

Once in a lifetime opportunity as we actually got to speak to the director Matthew Schmidt and review his short film. When a young girl Zoe is plagued by the sandman for not going to bed, sh experiences horrors from your worst nightmares. A great debut in the cinematic style with practical effects, creepy images, a creature reminiscent of the original folklore and a love for the craft shown throug...

It is Halloween night, the last episode this year of spooky scary films and we end it with a fear that we all seem to have, anxiety. A mind bending of a film starring Beau who learns that his mother has died and must travel to her home for the funeral. With that short synopsis, this film is easily in our opinion Ari Asters best work blending his use of time lapse, unconventional scares and a story...

The long hallway, the carpet interior of an old home, the empty swimming pool in the middle of the night, these are the settings that may seem normal on the surface but you get this uneasy feeling to it. Today this is what we discuss in the horror genre of the viewers realizing things that the characters may not be, creating a terror and suspense like no other. As always, we would love to know wha...

Wanna get away and enjoy a nice cruise out on the sea? Better check the cargo and make sure Dracula isn't on it first. The original novel of Dracula's single page about the boat ride is adapted in to a film as the crew slowly realize a great evil is aboard. While we commend the idea of this film, we can't get over the really weird CGI of the vampire lord himself and find it hard to connect with th...

Fangs, claws, cold sharp eyes that stalk you in the night. These are some qualities of of two of the most fierce creatures in horror films, but which one is better? Today we discuss this as we watch the creatures of the night clash. As always we would love to know your thoughts on this and ask you to listen in as we either howl at the moon or suck your blood dry with vampires vs werewolf films.

There is nothing quite like driving in your own car down a highway without a care in the world, except when that car happens to be pure evil. Arnie, a social outcast attempts to rebuild a 1950's plymouth fury only to be slowly taken over by it, killing with it. A film that uses some great practical effects, totaling many of the cars in the process with a unique horror story. However, it does have...

The term "sex sells" is used a lot in different media and advertisement, but it also has a special place in horror. Today we go R rated and take a look at whats under the covers when it comes to characters, motives, and survivability in the horror genre. As always we would love to know your thoughts on this and ask you listen in while we go xxx and still somehow survive until the end of the movie...

Cosmic horror is such a hard concept for most to make but it comes so natural in this cult classic for John Carpenter. John Trent, an insurance investigator is tasked with finding a horror novelist who has gone missing. What starts as a simple mystery unfolds into an eldritch nightmare. With some great practical effects and psychological horror to boot, this film deserves to be more well known and...