Roll for Distraction: A Very Easily Derailed TTRPG Podcast

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rocking when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this f*****g thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage

On this episode we have a serious meeting with a serious lady, plan a a future mission, and go shopping...

On this episode we drive cars super fast and it's super cool. [Vin Diesel voice]: "Family."

On this episode we come to grips with some bad news, take a crash course in coding, and run an errand for a "professor"...

On this episode we meet up with Rogue again, debate the best way to hop over a wall for a looong time, and attempt a daring rescue mission...

On this episode we spend some planning our first big gig, become very familiar with a dark alley, and seek out some questionable data...

On this episode we go to the Afterlife bar, meet a Night City legend and a popstar, and prepare to take on our first big mercenary gig...

On this episode we start playing a whole new TTRPG! Join us as we explore Night City and follow the Blackburn family as they plot to take what they're owed.

On this episode we finish making a season of an actual play podcast. That's pretty nuts, right? Obviously this episode was recorded and edited well before WotC/Hasbro’s recent decision to backtrack. Nonetheless, we will stand by our plan to explore different systems. While we are much more optimistic about the prospect of returning to D&D than we were previously, we still wish to explore a variety...

On this episode... everything goes wrong... Obviously this episode was recorded and edited well before WotC/Hasbro’s recent decision to backtrack. Nonetheless, we will stand by our plan to explore different systems. While we are much more optimistic about the prospect of returning to D&D than we were previously, we still wish to explore a variety of TTRPGs, and don’t want to put all of our eggs in...

On this episode it finally happens: we attend the auction for the Eye of Vecna at the Wandering Emporium in Avernus...

On this episode we travel to the distant land of Chult, have dinner with an eclectic group of people, and finalize our preparations for the auction of the eye of Vecna...

On this episode we have some fun with teleportation, the warlock plays a silly little game of dress-up, and we gather up some beasties for a rainy day...

On this episode we listen in on a secret conversation, explore the legality of buying fried cheese while under military occupation, and discuss an upcoming auction...

On this episode we receive some mysterious gifts, run some errands around town, and then s#!& gets really real all of a sudden...

On this episode we fight off some mercenaries, discover a new species of hippo people, and meet a goblin named Coyote, for some reason...

On this episode we make a new friend, enjoy the exciting new concept of air travel, and go to some not-at-all terribly named woods...

On this episode we take some time to recover from a stressful few days, interrogate a turtle, and enjoy our first stretch of downtime in Candlekeep in a long while.

On this episode we fight bad guys. Literally for the whole episode. It's awesome.

On this episode we go shopping with salamanders, the bard get a fresh haircut, and we make a totally legitimate deal...

On this episode we leave the space jail, get a rather unwelcome blast from the past, and go to heck...

On this episode we finally reach the bottom of the space jail, go for a lovely little swim, and play a fun game of "count the tentacles"...

On this episode we descend deeper into space jail, meet some surprisingly friendly beholders, and learn how much chicken is too much chicken...

On this episode we continue exploring the space jail, find some pretty sweet loot, and see just how many d6s we can roll at the same time...

On this episode we talk to our old pals again, go stargazing in a lovely courtyard, and learn a thing or two about furniture arrangements...