Roleplay Retcon

The crew can finally take a moment to mourn their merchandise and vape in the ionization room. But, the break is short, because Valerian and Laureline's boss, Representative Mau, is on the horn and she wants tough answers to hard questions. Bubble hears a sad story. Laureline lies. Valerian technically doesn't tell any lies. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for t...

Weapons aren't much use against Igon's terrible and wily pet Caypins, So the trio must turn to Big Market itself for solutions. Valerian is suspicious of Bubble. Laureline perceives everything, everywhere, all the time. Bubble takes more than just a penny.  Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty ! | Sound effects by freesound.org . C...

The black market auction transforms from a bidding war to more of a literal war. Valerian shoots an Earth culture enthusiast. Laureline aims for precious alien jewels. Bubble turns the table.  Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty ! | Sound effects by freesound.org . Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at...

In the first episode of our remake of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, the eponymous Valerian and his partner/buddy/something more??? Laureline go to the transdimensional desert-sized shopping mall Big Market to find the fabled Mul Converter, a creature that can replicate whatever it eats a thousand-fold. Valerian has a gift for wetwork and Laureline has all the nuts and bolts covered,...

We're finally remaking the movie that inspired Roleplay Retcon: The 2017 Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, intended to be the spiritual successor to The Fifth Element that crash-landed so, so short. In this episode, you'll hear why we think this movie is ripe for remake and get a crash course in Starfinder, the RPG that will power our version of the movie! Our guest star...

Chuck Fuster has the device he needs to save Nil, but Danica Flareng is growing attached to Earth and will do what it takes to stop their colleague. Also in this episode: A fun, all-new way to eat pretzels! We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić ! | Sound effects from freesound.org . Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at ou...

We're remaking the 2008 Eddie Murphy vehicle (literally), Meet Dave! Chuck Fuster and Danica Flareng, two tiny space aliens from the planet Nil, compete for control of the giant (to them) spaceship "Dave," which looks like an Earthling... as long as it's piloted right. | We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić ! | Come talk about i...

This after party is no shafter farty (sorry)! We talk about how we (and you!) think our version of Pixels compares to the original, what we'd do differently the second time around, and some casting for our major characters! Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network ! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for...

ANA's system is falling apart. What awaits the trio inside TechTite? Kris Makes some Mischief. Frank's email gets hacked. Hank finds home. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network ! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game , by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provi...

The trio zaps and zooms their way through not one, but TWO battle royales, one on foot and one on wheels! Kris gets a new mission from a surprising source, Frank tells a robot an uncomfortable truth, and Hank finds a horse of a different color. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network ! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The...

This episode is one twisty reveal after another! With the sun setting and their tummies rumbling, the trio seek out a place to rest, where they find something so strange even Dongle is surprised. Hank boxes shadows. Kris tells a secret. Frank lays it all on the line. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network ! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson...

In this special stand-alone episode, we combine our knowledge of the literally hundreds of Hallmark Christmas Movies with the power of Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey to create our own Hallmark Holiday Heartstring Hefter. "Reindeer Over Me." Will holiday-hater Darby find what she's looking for in her hometown, where it's always Christmas? Will she find new love with her old flame Handso, or commi...

Sonic and Team work to defeat the second half of the Classic Console challenge, which includes a brawl with fighting game royalty, a 3D platforming race, and a boss battle against the most terrifying face in video games. Frank repeats his past. Kris does a 360 Varial McTwist. Hank chills out. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network ! | Thanks to...

The Arcade trial is behind the mismatched protagonists and they're ready for their next one: A roulette of '90s console challenges that starts with a boss battle and unexpected guests. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network ! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game , by Rob Wi...

The games begin! Kris and Frank discover a way to rescue Gina and meet the amnesiac (but athletic) Hank and the mysteries inside his bag. Frank gets to relive some of his glory days. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network ! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! The game we're using for this series is Save Game , by Rob Wielan...

It's Kris Frehley's birthday! Their adorable 8-year-old daughter, Gina, wants to celebrate all day by going to work with them at Tek-Tite, the huge tech corporation currently developing an AI that can construct almost anything from "Pixels," a new universal building block. Meanwhile, Kris's estranged father and former arcade champ Frank is in New York City to see Kris for the first time in years a...

Ben explains why he wants to remake the 2015 Adam Sandler movie Pixels and we walk through  Save Game , the Fate Core variant by Rob Wieland we're using to re-imagine the movie! We also introduce our guest Kyle Taylor , Shenanigoons cast member and Nerdsmith Network director! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

The entire Roleplay Retcon experience purified into a single episode! We remake the 1992 hit (and critically-panned) movie The Bodyguard, starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner. Featuring guest star Alex Roberts and her game For the Queen ! | A soundtrack by Amanda Cole ! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ro...

Climb aboard our Luxury Yacht, Luxurynaut! Pour yourself a flagon of gold-plated cognac and unwind with us as we reminisce about our time in the Arrested Development universe. We talk about the Netflix seasons of the show, how our version stacks up against them, and our thoughts on SOAP. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

The boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our...

The ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG...

The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This seri...

In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to. The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage. "Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewar...

It's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord ser...

Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion. Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode! This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson