Role Radio - A 5e Actual Play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Listen in as our heroes try to get a long rest in a dark ancient forest. Surely nothing bad will happen!   

Listen in as Jake gets high on wisdom, Esmir threatens to kill a bush, Cullen slips on a banana peel, and Elrick stabs someone over and over and over……  

Join us for breakfast with Sir Isteval, where the party learns a valuable lesson about treacherous gnolls and Sir Isteval learns a valuable lesson about tricksy gnomes.  

In this episode things get pretty complicated. There is a murderer on the loose, a cabbage guy shows up, effluence is dodged, skivvies go sliding, Bob Dylan makes a cameo (not really), and some animals are definitely harmed. On the bright side, there is no giant porn.   

Warning: This episode contains Fantasy Violence, Giant Nudity, Frustrated Sexual Content, Absurd Language, Childish Behavior, Famine, Pestilence and Death. No Donkeys or Cats were harmed in the making of this episode. Enjoy!     

Follow along as our adventurers continue their shopping spree. Cullen desperately attempts to haggle with the shop keepers as Jake suddenly ages a few decades. Meanwhile Esmir buys more things than she can carry, and Elrick just wants what's on his list. Oh, and no illegal substances or contraband is purchased, maybe...   

In this week's episode Jake learns of the struggles of the Gods, while Esmir learns Sir Isteval doesn't like weasels on his dining table. Cullen learns that someone absconded with his ivory tiles, and we all learn that Elrick has no problem taking blood money. There is so much learning going on that the only way to learn more would be to tune in and listen!   

In this episode our heroes finally take a bath, and share the news of their harrowing adventures. Jake shares the mysterious map with Hadar, and Esmir shares her fuzzball with her new crush. There is a lot of sharing.   

Welcome to Season 2, where our bruised and bloodied heroes return to Daggerford in hopes of finding Sir Isteval and an unguent for Esmir’s burnt bottom. What’s an unguent you ask? Well you better listen and find out. 

While searching for their horses, the party bumps into an old friend and meets his whole family. It's a real hootenanny in this season finale!

In this episode our party tries to take a much needed rest. Meanwhile, Jake takes up puppetry, and Cullen wishes he was awake so he could tell Jake to wake him up. It's hard to explain, just listen.    

Join us in our latest episode where our heroes' optimism is completely wrecked, as they fight for their very lives against an overwhelming onslaught of orcs. It's so exciting Elrick pukes on Cullen! Holy Macaroni and Cheese!  

In this episode orcs are humiliated with butter, Elrick reminisces about long jumps in high school, and Esmir demands to speak to an orc supervisor. So you know, the usual. 

Join us for the latest episode where our brave adventurers learn how to pet and skin a cat, what orcs are good for, and which succulent flesh is best for roasting. 

While recreating their favorite Walking Dead scene, our party discovers a missing person, more bloody graffiti, and a lazy boy made of some pretty creepy crap.

In this episode our heroes play adventuring games like, what's behind the door? What’s in the toilet? And the always fun orc piñata! Don’t ask, just listen.

While the party continues to explore underneath the ruins, they play hide and seek with an orc, find out that warts are chewy like gummy bears, and realize that a pile of rubble is sometimes just a pile of rubble.   

In this episode the party continues to discover new things in Harpshield’s dungeon. Acey discovers inter-dimensional travel, Weezy discovers an interesting smell, Ray Ray finds a lovely snack, and Cullen taps a fresh keg.   

In this episode our heroes level up as they fight the creatures that inhabit the darkness underneath Harpshield Castle...Oh, and Jake cries.   

Join us as our party heads to the Harpshield Castle Ruins in search of ancient treasure. Only to find it already occupied. Why is D&D so hard?  

Listen in as our heroes are unsuccessful at every desperate attempt to take a rest. Why? Well, we're not sure. Perhaps it's because the DM enjoys torturing the players.

Join us as our party finishes up in Julkoun by searching for more goblins and any survivors. Want to take a brisk canoe ride? Don’t forget to pack a towel.   

In this episode things go from bad to worse. Don’t think that’s possible? I dare you to listen.   

Join us as our heroes try to liberate Julkoun from its goblin oppressors, and Jake continues to blame the DM and Oghma for all his bad rolls. It's complete chaos, but in an action packed we're all gonna die sort of way.  

In this episode our heroes finish their underground exploration, and Esmir has a bad experience with a well and a cow. It's complicated. Above ground, our party realizes that the best laid plans are still dependent on dice rolls. Cue moaning and groaning.