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Barbie's Body Finally More Realistic, Ken's Waist Still a Problem https://studyfinds.com/barbies-body-finally-more-realistic-kens-waist-still-a-problem/ Not for long...check this out!

Wait, is this actually a thing??

You're on the home stretch!

The new Spider-Man movie swings into theaters...and they're promising it's darker, more grounded, and more mature...which sounds suspiciously like what they said about the last three Spider-Man movies.  So here's our movie guy with the official trailer....sort of.

National Drive-Thru Day – Jul. 24, 2026 https://nationaltoday.com/national-drive-thru-day/ Nothing says convenience like getting home and realizing they forgot half your order- We found a drive-thru employee who's finally being honest-

Toy Company Debuts Pregnant Doll Featuring an Amniotic Sac Filled with Slime — and the Internet Has Thoughts https://people.com/woman-unboxes-pregnant-doll-featuring-an-amniotic-sac-with-slime-12021547 Remember when dolls just cried and wet their diapers??  Those were simpler times.

Jeopardy is hiring a new clue writer https://nypost.com/2026/07/07/lifestyle/jeopardy-posts-rare-clue-writer-job-paying-up-to-178k/  

Some seniors are doing parkour to stay mobile and lower their chances of falling https://www.businessinsider.com/parkour-seniors-older-adults-healthy-aging-balance-training-2026-7

In case you've been in a coma for the first six months...

Here's my exclusive!

Universal Studios spent half a billion dollars on a new Kids Resort theme park, and people are saying it looks like a maximum security prison https://nypost.com/2026/06/23/lifestyle/universal-studios-park-goers-call-kids-resort-a-prison/ Wait 'til you hear about the rides!

Kids get summer camp. Dogs get doggy daycare.  Even your car gets dropped off at a shop for maintenance!   Here's a question:  Why don't parents get shipped away for a week or two?  Well, good news.  Somebody finally fixed that problem!

Don't just give dad a card...give him a totally honest card!

It is relatively rare for the astronomical start of summer (the summer solstice) and Father's Day to fall on the exact same day. [ 1 ]The two dates rarely align because they are calculated differently: [ 1 ,  2 ,  3 ] Father's Day is anchored to a weekday rather than a calendar date. It is always celebrated on the third Sunday in June. The summer solstice is determined by Earth's tilt...

Here's a PSA that will be playing during the NBA Championship game on Saturday.

Coors Light’s New ‘Tallerboy’ Packs 3 Beers Into 1 Giant Can https://www.foodandwine.com/coors-light-tallerboy-canister-11993250 Think that's impressive? Hold my beer!

Happy National Best Friends Day....sort of...

LISTERINE Introduces Range of Mouthwash Intensities, Including New "Extra Mild" -  https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/listerine-introduces-range-of-mouthwash-intensities-including-new-extra-mild-302787779.html Get ready to cleanse that pie hole!

A "new" study (from last year) suggests that burned-out, stressed employees are turning down higher-paying promotions because they don’t want to deal with all the added stress and anxiety that come with it. -  https://nypost.com/2026/05/31/lifestyle/americans-are-so-burned-out-theyre-turning-down-promotions-study-says/  Source:  https://www.kickresume.com/en/press/mental-health-survey-ki...

National Paperclip Day is celebrated annually on May 29 . It honors the simple yet incredibly useful bent-wire invention that keeps our papers organizedHey Siri- what are some facts about paperclips?

New Brand: Man Cereal  https://www.salon.com/2026/05/23/what-in-the-world-is-man-cereal/ Finally, a breakfast so masculine, it might challenge your spoon to a cage match!

Controversial ‘AI-Powered Pet Translator’ Boasts a 95% Accurracy Rate https://www.odditycentral.com/animals/controversial-ai-powered-pet-translator-boasts-a-95-accurracy-rate.html

National Barber Mental Health Awareness Day is observed annually on May 19 . The day focuses on removing the stigma around mental health struggles for beauty and barbering professionals, providing resources to manage stress, and encouraging the community to check in on their barbers

Bond With Your Dog Day is celebrated annually on May 14th to strengthen the relationship between dogs and their owners, established in 2021 by trainer Tina Elven. It is a dedicated day to boost mental health and show appreciation for canine companions through quality time, play, and new shared experiences-

Are US adults having enough fun? https://talkerresearch.com/are-us-adults-having-enough-fun/ Hey Siri- How can we have fun?