Roger King Bits

They're saying this is the worst flu season since before the pandemic.  Take a positive spin on the influenza!! https://time.com/6248365/flu-influenza-winter-2023-bad-covid-19/ @RogerKingBits www.rogerkingbits.com

January 18th is Thesaurus Day.  Here's a way to celebrate!! #thesaurusday #thesaurusresort #thesaurus #rogerkingbits #wisebrothermedia @RogerKingBits

A new study shows that it's actually good to be grumpy . . .  a bad mood makes us more detail oriented.   We wonder if digital assistants are grumpy and who's more detail oriented than Alexa? @RogerKingBits

Bed Bath and Beyond is in financial trouble...so they're changing their name- @RogerKingBits

Mega Millions jackpot soars to nearly $1 billion after no winner on Tuesday night's drawing.  What are your chances of winning on Friday night?  Not great.  (Here's a montage to make it clear.)

Of those who make a New Year's resolution , after a week only 75% are still successful in keeping it.  After a month, the number drops again to 64%.  After 6 months, 46% of people who make a resolution are still successful in keeping it.  So, we've made it super simple for you to rock your resolutions this year! www.rogerkingbits.com Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok @RogerKingBi...

Wild New Hypothesis Suggests IBS Could Be a Form of 'Gravity Intolerance' https://www.sciencealert.com/wild-new-hypothesis-suggests-ibs-could-be-a-form-of-gravity-intolerance ( alt ) www.rogerkingbits.com Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok @rogerkingbits

Black Friday racked up more than nine billion dollars from customers getting a jump on deals for the holidays- Hey Alexa- what are your thoughts on Cyber Monday? #cybermonday #cybermondayjokes #Alexa #AlexaCyberMonday #RogerKingBits #WiseBrother www. RogerKingBits.com @RogerKingBits rogerkingbits@gmail.com

t has been a wild couple of weeks for Twitter employees since Elon Musk took over- We have their HR phone number...let's give it a call- RogerKingBits.com #TwitterEmploymentLine #RadioComedy #WiseBrotherMedia #RogerKingBits

Happy National Stuffing Day !  Here's a fun montage to help you celebrate. www.rogerkingbits.com @rogerkingbits

Waymo is starting their full-fledged robotaxi service in Phoenix.  Driverless taxis?  What could go wrong? #rogerkingbits #radiobit #waymo #robotaxi #comedybit #wisebrother

Here's a playlist for after the midterms! #postelectionrecords #rogerkingbits #wisebrother

THANKS FOR CALLING THE UNDECIDED VOTER HOTLINE. IF YOU STILL HAVEN’T DECIDED WHO YOU’RE GOING TO VOTE FOR… PUSH ONE….NO, PUSH TWO….WAIT…ONE! DEFINITELY PRESS ONE. I MEAN, TWO MIGHT BE BETTER…. YOU KNOW WHAT, DRINK A CUP OF COFFEE AND THINK ABOUT IT. COFFEE TEA. COFFEE. TEA. AND THANKS FOR CALLING THE UNDECIDED VOTER. @RogerKingBits

Are you ready for the midterm elections?   Well, uh- ZIP IT! Then you need the midterm elections survival kit. Each midterm elections survival kit comes with a universal remote with a mute button so you won't have to listen to those polarizing campaign ads. You'll also get BOOZE- Just in case you can't reach the remote! And if you can't hit the mute button or don't feel like drinkin, each kit...

Since the start of 2022, Mark Zuckerberg has lost nearly as much money as Warren Buffett has to his name, as Meta, the company he controls, has invested billions of dollars into an immersive “metaverse.”  And we hear there's even a new platform- @RogerKingBits www. RogerKingBits.com

Serve Beer from Your Christmas Tree with Miller Lite's New 'Keg Stand' https://www.foodandwine.com/miller-lite-keg-christmas-tree-stand-6824671 www.rogerkingbits.com Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok- @RogerKingBits

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Happy Halloween-  Here's another Halloween/Election bit- www. RogerKingBits.com Wise Brother Media

What if they produced Halloween themed political ads? RogerKingBits.com Wise Brother Media

It's been 40 years of terror, but Michael is getting older! RogerKingBits.com   Facebook- @RogerKingBits Instagram- @RogerKingBits TikTok- @RogerKingBits

Roger King Bits-  As heard on 1200 radio stations around the world- #AlexaHalloween  #rogerkingbits #wisebrothermedia #HalloweenCandy

October 12th is National Farmers Day-  "Hey Alexa, tell me some farm jokes!" www. RogerKingBits.com

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Welcome to fall, smarty pants!

Thanks for listening-  here you go-  The Ten Commandments of Song Parodies 10 Thou shalt not steal 9 Thou shalt use lyrics that sound like the verse and song 8- Thou shalt not try and cram five syllables where there are only two. 7  Thou shalt add sound effects and drops to enhance  6 Thou shalt "Talk Sing" when you can't really sing 5- Thou shalt have a funny song title. 4- Th...