Rocket to the Future, Part 2: Mission to Pluto

Cadet Cindy and Sammy Kahlua discuss—in public—how to avoid talking in public about their secret mission in public, but they are interrupted...

Dr. Springbok, the Vanguard's new doctor, bangs on the rocket's tail fins for attention. Then comes a series of mysterious communications...

Fraudulent Martian ambassor to Earth, Sammy Kahlua, trips on his ambassadorial robes while he and Cadet Cindy try to begin their secret mission.

Tony and Kevin review the plot, characters, and mistakes of the past 39 episodes. Get your questions answered, or at least halfway articulated!

A rift in the space-time continuum unaccountably co-locates the Abandoned Warehouse at the edge of Luna Base 3 with the Space Brig! Meanwhile, Lt. Schicklegruber is impatient for his special space breakfast...

Lt. Schicklegruber describes his interrogation, but they're all interrupted by banging at the gates!

Interim Captain Casey matches with her two depressed, oxygen-deprived captors in an abandoned warehouse? Who will pass out first?

At Space Hangar 9 on the moon, Cadet Billy asks a new set of infuriating questions while his interrogator is just trying to get work done. A new use for crossed horns is found, with obvious applications for the Hangar doctor's brand of frontier medicine.

While our Space Force officers languish in the Space Brig on Luna Base 3, Cadet Billy wanders into Squawk's Bar, where there's clearly no echo of Star Trek: Deep Space 9.

In the space brig on Luna Base 3, Lt. Schicklgruber learns about Cadet Neddy's and Lt. Commander Fawna's interrogation, while the guard is still stewing about his failure in Space Twenty Questions.

In the brig, Lt. Schicklgruber tries to play "Space 20 Questions" with an idiot guard, and when he's allowed to call his therapist, Dr. Dankmeme, she urges him to try a new, untested sedative.

Lt. Schicklegruber is confined to a holding cell in the Space Brig on Luna Base 3—why? No one knows, but Cadet Billy is brought in as well, still sporting his horns, and they are granted a call to a therapist. So... yes...

Sergeant Blonk of the Space Shore Patrol arrests our favorite Earth Space Force officers on officially flimsy pretexts and declares them guilty of all manner of crimes with their every utterance. Who needs justice when you can have a good laugh!

On Luna Base 3, a quarrel erupts outside the Drunk St. Alphonsus Bar and Gruel, but it's interrupted by the Space Shore Space MP Patrol! And yes, our feckless heroes are all arrested.

Cadet Billy awakens on an empty rocket to discover that he has... horns! Meanwhile, a number of Space Force officers are mysteriously arrested by MPs on Luna Base 3.

The greatest danger to a Martian is represented by the old eyestalk in a zipper!

(Interim) Captain Casey and Commander Train make contact a mysterious contact on Luna Base 3, while Ensign Nemesis introduces the crew to the wildest bar on the base.

Commander Train stays one step ahead of interim Captain Casey, and former Lt. Nemesis is thrown out of the Drunk St. Alphonsus bar!

Ensign Zinn tries to decide if his latest crisis of conscience is moral, or romantic (or neither).

Ensign Zinn continues to flirt with embedded reporter Sparky McClean—who's trapped on the Knausgaard as it (presumably) careens toward the sun—when a menacing voice from the past intrudes!

On the Vanguard, Ensign Zinn and Lt. Linley discuss Commander Train’s strange reluctance to lend support to the Knausgaard.

At Luna Base 3, Cadet Cindy takes Sammy Kahlua, fraudulent Martian Ambassador, shopping for chic ambassadorial robes!

The android Eugene 2000 shoots laser bolts at Lt. Linley and Ensign Zinn, while Lt. Commander Fawna and newly-demoted-to-Cadet Nemesis discuss who's better at threat-making.

Lt. Chesterfield tries to keep the drugged and disoriented astrogator, Lt. Schicklegruber, from falling out of his chair, while former Lt. Nemesis lies to Lt. Commander Fawna in front of everyone.

As the rocket Knausgaard continues to careen off course, Lt. Schicklegruber, ship's astrogator, fears that the sandwich Dr. Dankmeme gave him in sickbay was poisoned...