Rock n' Roll English

Should fireworks be illegal? 🚫 An interesting debate that we look at with help from debate.org 🤓 There's also talk of MACHINE GUNS 🔫, dubious Google searches 😬, blowing up Buckingham Palace 🔥 and lots more - BOOM shake the ROOM! 💣💣💣

A Halloween podcast was done last year, so it's the difficult Part II 😬 There's talk of boys wearing LIPSTICK 💋, first time we saw GENITALS 😲, doing ANYTHING for a £ 💸 and LOTS and LOTS of RnR vocab - so just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! ✌️

As always, the most important problems of the world are discussed on this show... politics, culture, science, so that's why we speak about today 😀. Not much else to add to that except.... keeeeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

It's not a real episiode, but it's only 3 minutes long... so give it a listen anyway! 😁

Definitely NOT selling anything in this episode, so don't worry! 😅 There's talk of GANGSTA cars 😎, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🐢, HAND-ME-DOWNS 👚, so much RnR vocab it's scary (and tiring!) - so just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'! 👊 

The Family is open people, some come and join! Remember to go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/family  and follow the instructions there! 

Back to life, back to reality! 😬 It's that time of year, so we reflect on what it was like going back to school and speak about people with TWO PENISES 😲, football with SCHOOL SHOES 👞, talking STRAIGHT 🗣️ and lots more! So put on your uniform and keeeeep on ROCKin' baby! ✌️

Who says Health and Safety isn't RnR⁉️ We show that it very much IS in today's show as we speak about TOUCHING legs 🤭, PRE-PREPARED jokes 😬, hair on FIRE 🔥 and lots more - just keeeeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! ✌️

Did you know that playing on the PlayStation has many benefits?! 🤔 Well... we're here to tell you it does! 😃 Plus there's talk of SONIC the Hedgehog 🦔, NAN'S on the xBox 👵, The KING of the Jungle 🦁 and lots more so just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' people! ✌️

Mojo = Magic, but it's not easy keeping your magic, is it? 😬 So in this pod, we look at ways to do EXACTLY that, baby! There's talk of WHATSAPP vagina pictures 🤢, lots of MOANING 😀, 9 year olds with BEARDS in church 🧔 and lots more useless rubbish! So just keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby - BOOM! 💣💣💣

The IELTS course is starting next week, but there are a few places left, so get in contact quickly if you'd like to take part! If not... just ignore this message and keep on rockin'!

I have a massive REGRET from last week's show 😬 So that gave me just the motivation I needed for today! 😃 There's talk of poorly timed FARTS 😷, getting BANGED UP 💥, SEX positions 😲 and LOTS more! RnR vocab, RnR grammar, it's just another day at the office here, so just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

.... if you are, then there's some exciting news in this podcast! 😀 If you're not.... then it's probably best not ot listen to this podcast! 😬 Remember to go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/lessons  to check out all the details! 👊

Continuing the 'HOW TO' serious, today we find out some things that lovely English gentlemen do when they go out for a few drinks at the weekend 😬 There's talk of a familiar face getting ARRESTED 👮, stealing KETCHUP 🚫 and £5 specials! Some serious RnR vocab in this one, so put on your seat belts and keeeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

We've seen how to be a real man, now it's the ladies turn! 👒 Clarification Charlie is representing for the girls ✊ and we speak about biological CLOCKS ⏰, touching WOOD 🏯 and how to keep it CLASSY 😎! Some lovely RnR vocab, so sit back, enjoy the show and just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! 💣💣💣 

A recording of me talking about Stonehenge in 2016, how RnR is that?! Hmmmm.... let's have a listen and see....

Some useful information in this episode for people like me (as I am definitely NOT a real man!) 😬 There's talk of use should use the DRILL 👨, lots of TOOLS 🔨 and even ELEPHANTS 🐘! Some SEXY RnR vocab and even a phrasal verb used in 2 different ways - WOW! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' people! ✌️

We know what weddings are, but what about the different jobs at British weddings?! 🤔 In today's show, we talk about the role of Best Man 🎩! There's a NEW guest on, so get ready people! There's talk of rubbish HAIRCUTS 👨‍🦱, LIQUID lunches 💧 and MILLIONS of RnR vocab (well... not quite, but nearly!). Just keep CALM people and keep on ROCKin'! 💣💣💣

Sex Education is a subject in schools in the UK 😲 And that's exactly what we speak about! LOSING vaginas 😕, going to TOWN on things 👊, and masturbation MYTHS 🙋 are all spoken about PLUS there's the usual RnR vocab and grammar! It's back to normal here people, so let's just keep on ROCKin'! 💣💣💣

The party is not over people, here is Part 2... make sure you listen to the very end for a special surprise! 😁

Like any party, this episode is total choas! 😬 As like any GOOD party, it doesn't stop yet and you will be seeing a part 2 very quickly! 🥂

Remember... record... send to martin@rocknrollenglish.com  and keep on ROCKin'! 👊

Listen to heartbroken friends talk about their pain and suffering after last night's result. Also a quick appearance from Clarification Charlie and my brother as their share the pain with us. The trophy may not have come home, but football certainly did as it made our country fall in love with the beautiful game again ❤️

It's summer baby so we talk about that place we all love... the BEACH! ⛱️ Men wearing socks AND sandals 🤢, getting sun burnt in PRIVATE places ☀️, DOGS running around 🐕 and lots more! So much RnR vocab it's scary - one more episode to go then it's 100 baby, but in the meantime.... just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! 💣💣💣

Recorded the morning after the England match. Listen to 2 friends daring to dream 💝