Rock n' Roll English

Number 1 is that only intelligent people do it (apparently) 😁 As well as this, we also speak about losing your shoe (correct, singular not plural) 👞, near death experiences 🐄, volcanoes show people who is boss🌋 and much more! Remember you can find all the vocab at www.rocknrollenglish.com/217  - so sit back, put your headphones on and keeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

RnR English is BACK! 👊 There's already been a mistake as this is the second time I've had to publish this episode, as there was a mistake with the first one.... so everything is totally normal here! We start the year in true RnR style by talking about poos 💩, wild board games on NYE 🤪, how to avoid paying for postage and packaging ✉️, the World’s Strongest Man 💪 and lots more! So put on your h...

...a review by a couple of idiots that is! 😬 We bring an end to this year by discussing what's happened, there's even some medical advice (from someone that has spent exactly 0 days studying medicine) 💉, some confusion about what a REAL Christmas tree is 🎄, saving birds (until they poo on your house) 🐦 and lots more! Go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/episode215  for all of the RnR Vocab, but most...

We look at all things about Poland today, well, actually probably 0.000001% of things about Poland and we're not even sure if the things we talk about are true! 😅 So please let us know (remember, I got all the information from a website!), but also listen to us talk about magic mushrooms 🍄, St. Martin 😇, Kissing Hands ✋ and lots more! There's even a new sound effect in today's episode, so try...

Is Joe Biden overrated or underrated? 🤔 We discuss this and other important topics such as brunch (I didn't realise I had such strong feelings about brunch until today 😬), awkward showers at school 🚿, the incredible hulk 💪 and much more! LOTS of RnR vocab (and a nice grammatical mistake 😁) so as always, a very RnR vibe, so just keeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

That's right, today I speak to the other half of the Real English With Real Teachers dream team! 🔥 We have a very RnR conversation about dead mice in offices, queen size beds, buns in ovens and lots more, so sit back, put your headphones on and just keeeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Don't worry, Mrs RnR is only having one, but another member of the RnR English Team is pregnant too! 🙌🏼 So we talk about whether they are boys or girls ♀️♂️, crazy dreams 💤, great car parking spaces 🚗 and much more! So sit back, relax and just keeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

If you're curious to see what it's like (remember you can cancel at any time, even after one month), then go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/family  - I hope to speak to you soon in our secret Facebook Group! 👋

Just like Martin Luther King Jr, I have one too! Admittedly... mine isn't even 0.01% as important as his, but it's still a dream! ✌️

Come and join the party on the RnR English Facebook page at 8.45pm Italian time THIS evening! Ask me questions about the podcast, the RnR English Family, life and whatever you want! See you later! 👋

So to celebrate this special day... I have THREE presents for you! 😲 You will find one of the presents in this episode and it involves squirrels, bums and being naked around animals 😁 You will find the other presents at www.rocknrollenglish.com/special  - so sit back, get ready and keeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Tip No. 1: Don't cycle into poles 😅 Lots of other interesting pieces of advice like how to become an ELBOW doctor 👨‍⚕️, how to have BETTER than perfect vision 👀 and the most OUTRAGEUOS story on RnR English every told 🔞 All of this and LOTS of RnR Vocabulary plus a RnR English founding member, so just keep calm and keep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

The plan was to give tips on for romantic holidays, but it becomes quite obvious we know nothing about that 😅 But we do talk about how far you would walk to save €2 🚶‍♂️, the embarrassing moment of when they make you taste wine before you drink it 🍷, why you SHOULDN'T be sociable and lots more! There's so lovely RnR vocab on the website, so just sit back, relax and keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 👊

The second part is here... 😅 We speak about how NOT to cut a wedding cake 🤦‍♂️, an awkward first dance 💃, hairy fingers 🐗 and lots more! So just keeeeeeep on Wedding Rockin' baby! 👊

After a long wait, Mrs RnR were FINALLY able to get married! 😅 So here's the story of what happened where we speak about to drink or not to drink on your wedding night 🍻, smelling of kebabs at the wedding 🥙, things in eyes (no crying obviously) 😭 and lots more! Too much to talk about in one episode, so there will be a Part 2 on Thursday (details are in the episode), so sit down, relax, get you...

Mine is coming up in a couple of weeks, so I'm starting to worry! 😅 We have LOTS of embarrassing wedding stories, shirts off on the dancefloor 🕺, socks on faces 🧦, falling asleep during speeches 😴 and LOTS more! Plus we even have some embarrassing PICTURES today (only on the website), so have a listen, have a look and just keeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

There's a valid reason for this episode... you'll see when you listen! 😅 But we also speak about PIES in COFFEE 🤢, kicking Shakira out of bed 🤔, doing the wild thing in a Fiat 500 🚗 and lots more! It's all here baby, so just keeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

It's been so long since I've had a night out, I thought we should make an episode about it to remind me how it works! 😅 We also talk discover a new tongue TWISTER 👅, BORING stories (but lead to BEAUTIFUL stories) 🧡, SMOKING lessons 🚭 and lots more! So just keeeeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊 P.S. I had to think long and hard about the apostrophes for the title to this episode 😅

...babies losing their heads? 🤔 That's one of the things we're scared of, we always speak about ROLLERCOASTERS 🎢, NO-ONE coming to your party 😢 and getting ZERO likes on Facebook 0️⃣ Plus lots more! So just sit back, relax and keeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

We have a BRILLIANT idea in today's episode (not from me obviously), but something that could CHANGE the world! 🌎 We also speak about noses in masks 😷, inventive ways of writing on your phones 📱, high fives ✋ and lots more! So sit back, put your headphones on and just keep on ROCKin', baby! 👊

Did you know that REAL school in the UK starts at 4?! 😲 Did you also know that someone from the podcast stole some women's underwear? 🩲 We also talk about the FACE of Essex 😗, some LIFE lessons 🏫 and how old you need to be to do the WILD THING 🤪! It's a new era in RnR English, but not a lot has changed, so join us and just KEEP ON ROCKIN', baby! 👊

Some changes in the RnR World are happening, so please listen to this podcast, then I'll see you on Monday! 

Wow! This is the 200th time I've sat behind a microphone to talk rubbish, but the difference this time is... you were there with me! 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Thank you so much for your support in these 200 episodes, I can't tell you how much I appreciate it! And a special thank you to everyone that came! 🙏❤️ Today's episode is a bit crazy, there were technical problems, audio problems and lots more... but there...

All you have to bring is your sense of humour and (preferably) 2 devices, then just sit back and ROCK! Other important stuff.... Time:4pm Italian Time Date: Saturday 23rd May Link: https://zoom.us/j/95612068754 (Meeting ID: 956 1206 8754)

I'm so excited, I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it 😅 Yes, the excitement for Episode 200 is building, so we need to look at some ways to deal with it, so we speak about DOG psychiatrists 🐕, FINGERS in places they shouldn't be 😬, ROMANTIC love scenes at the beach 💜 and lots more, so just keeeeeep on ROCKin', baby! 👊